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toooldforthis

1. toooldforthis
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2012 3:09pm UTC
   Suppose I called you up tonight,
   and told you that i love you
   And suppose I said i wanna come back home And suppose I cried and said I think I've finally learned my lesson.
   And
   
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2. toooldforthis
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2012 2:55pm UTC
   This year for Christmas, I'm asking for a maid.
   
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3. toooldforthis
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2012 2:42pm UTC
   My mother used my phone upgrade
   And it felt like the end of the world.
   
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4. toooldforthis
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2012 4:06am UTC
   He Couldn't get laid in a cage full of
   monkeys with a banana in his pocket.
   
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5. toooldforthis
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2012 5:46pm UTC
   The only text I've gotten all day was from my mom.
   
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6. toooldforthis
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2012 12:02am UTC
   You can't be ugly and play hard to get,
   You're already hard to want.
   
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7. toooldforthis
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2012 1:59pm UTC
   I can be selfish, yeah so impatient.
   Sometimes I feel like Marilyn Monroe.
   I'm insecure, yeah, I make mistakes.
   Sometimes I feel like I'm at the end of the road.
   
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8. toooldforthis
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2012 1:22pm UTC
   I was listening to my Top 25 Most Played and I realized how much depressing music I listen to >.<
   
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9. toooldforthis
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2012 1:06pm UTC
   I'll move on baby just like you
   When the desert floods and the grass turns blue
   
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10. toooldforthis
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    That awkward moment;
    When someone calls you out for finding your senior quote on witty.
    
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