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  1. LolSoTrueQuotes LolSoTrueQuotes
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    Lol So True: #6
    Alarm clocks, because every morning should start with a heart attack.
    lolsotrue.com

  2. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 11:54am UTC
    &Just Remeber
    you might be someones reason to marsturbate.

  3. chillbunny chillbunny
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    Princess Peach Kidnapped again )':
    Just Now · Comment · Like
    Bowser Senior likes this
    Mario Super
    WTF? SERIOUSLY!?
    Just now · Like
    nmf

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 12:33am UTC
    girl logic: maybe if i wear this shirt that shows my boobs i'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality.

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 2:43pm UTC
    No, I'm not single
    I am in a long distance relationship
    Because my boyfriend lives in FUTURE.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    you know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?
    that's common sense leaving your body.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    when someone yells "shotgun,"
    i yell "rosa parks" and sit in the seat and refuse to move.

  8. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 3:31am UTC
    That moment when a boy says ;
    "So i dont get a hug ? "

  9. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    WE ALWAYS IGNORE
    {the ones who adore us .and adore the ones who ignore us- - drake ♥

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 1:07pm UTC
    I would literally throw last year’s version of myself down a set of stairs

  11. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    i literally never had a stage where i thought boys were icky and gross
    i've literally been chasin the d since fresh out the womb

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    i love when strangers smile at me and i smile back and we have that nice stranger smiling moment

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 10:34pm UTC
    It's weird how it's socially acceptable to put someone else's genitals in your mouth but eating a Dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross what a fcking double standard

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 2:38pm UTC
    how to flirt with someone in a museum:
    introduce yourself and then say "i would shake your hand but that sign says do not touch the masterpieces."

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    u never truly appreciate how nice it is to be able to breathe through your nose until u get a cold

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    what if a ghost is in love with me and is using it's powers to keep boys away from me because that would explain a lot.

  17. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    exit the womb they said
    life will be great they said

  18. sarahskewl12 sarahskewl12
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    God gave you one face,
    and yet you make yourself another.
    -Shakespeare

  19. heyitscooper heyitscooper
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you are an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

  20. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    DON'T BE CARELESS, ♥//♥//♥//
    just care less.

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