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  1. BrookeHoran BrookeHoran
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 2:30pm EDT
    Me:i hate the smell of upsexy
    Him:whats upsexy?
    Me: nm you?;)

  2. Emma Is Not My Name* Emma Is Not My Name*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2014 2:10pm EDT
    It took so long to understand that I was just hurting myself ,no one was hurting me

  3. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 5:08am EST
    It hurt because it m a t t e r e d .
    ~John Green

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 1:13pm EST
    You know whats f-cking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 11:42pm EDT
    I don't like looking people in the eyes
    when I'm walking around town
    because they might challenge me to a Pokemon battle
    and i just don't have time for that
    format by jimmy365

  6. FlatZones* FlatZones*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2014 8:52pm EDT
    When life pushes you down, slowly get back up and say "you hit like grandma"

  7. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 9:55pm EDT
    If you find yourself in a hole,
    the first thing to do is stop digging.

  8. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 6:27pm EST
    Too ugly to date attractive people,
    Too attractive to date ugly people.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 5:57pm EST
    the person who invented marriage was creepy:
    "hey, i love you so much, i'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave."

  10. lost dreamer* lost dreamer*
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 5:48pm EST
    i gave up someone who treated me like a princess
    >> to chase someone who kept me begging like a peasant.


  11. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 4:38pm EST
    mirrors
    are just
    glass
    and you are
    more
    than
    that
    r.i.d

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 4:36pm EST
    "You are the books you read, the films you watch,
    the music you listen to, the people you meet, the
    dreams you have, the conversations you engage in.
    You are what you take from these. You are the
    sound of the ocean, the breath of fresh air, the
    brightest light in the darkest corver. You are a
    collective of every experience you have had in your
    life. You are every single day. So drown yourself in
    a sea of knowledge and existence. Let the words run
    through your veins and let the colours fill your
    mind."

  14. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 7:30pm EST
    I will use memories
    but I will not allow memories to use me.

  15. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 1:08am EDT
    WHEN A RELATIONSHIP IS OVER → LEAVE
    do not continue watering a dead flower


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  17. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 2:11pm EDT
    ||||||||||||There are four stages in life. When you believe in santa, when you don't, when you are santa, and when you look like santa [][][][]
     
    it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.

  18. HerSmileHidesHerPain HerSmileHidesHerPain
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 11:39pm EDT
    I Don't Want "My Prince Charming " Or "Knight In Shining Armor."
    I Want "My Mario." < 3
    'Cause That Little F**ker Never Gives Up. :D

  19. bByy0uzfiNee_x3 bByy0uzfiNee_x3
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2009 11:57am EDT
    you didn't love her, -->
    you don't [d e s t r o y] the people you love.
    -greys anatomy

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 4:17pm EST
    A diamond
    is just a lump of coal
    that did well under pressure.
    jimmy365:)

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