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happiest*
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August 16, 2013 2:12pm UTC

What do boys even find attractive about b00bs.?They are literally a ball of fat on a girls chest,like if you can love me for the fat on my chest, why can't you love me for the fat on my stomach you piece of sh/t

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*Elena;~ ♥*

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August 17, 2013 9:48am UTC

“Look mom, no hands!”
“DEAR GOD BILLY WE HAVE TO GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL”

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pinkneonlights_
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July 29, 2013 10:32am UTC

lightning is just the flash on God's camera when he's taking selfies

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yourcool
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July 18, 2013 6:15pm UTC

the downside of being a virgin is that
you can literally be used as a blood sacrifice at any given moment.

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kristabff
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June 21, 2013 4:22pm UTC

Earth: I'm so hardcore

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dolph*
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June 19, 2013 1:28pm UTC

Me: but moooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOm

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kristabff
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June 17, 2013 12:54pm UTC

When I discover a new Youtuber
I either watch only one of their videos or watch all of their videos there is no inbetween

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 4:42pm UTC

excuse me favorite character,
did i give you permission to die

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jimmy365
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June 20, 2013 8:01pm UTC

WHEN YOU'RE
WEARING A SKIRT AND YOU SPIN AROUND AND IT DOES THE THING
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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Rajsonkar
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June 28, 2013 2:54pm UTC

Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means?Father: It means 'to be happy'.Son: Are you gay?.Father:No, son. I have a wife.
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dolph*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 9:48am UTC

If you're my boyfriend you're not allowed to:
• Have candles on your birthday cake
wtf are you wishing for all your wishes came true when you met me
• Kiss another female besides me
You wanna say goodbye to grandma? You better chest bump her and call it a day, boy
• Speak to other females
idc if you're lost and need directions you better get on your knees & ask Jesus to guide you or somethin
• Own a GPS/SatNav
what' you tryna' do? Navigate your way out of this relationship?
• Buy glasses or contact lenses
why do you need your vision to improve? You seeing someone else?
• Sneeze in public
girls'll be like "bless you" wtf girl you're already blessed you have ME
• Eat Jalapenos/Chillies
they're hotter than me
• Buy lightbulbs
i'm the only person that can light up your world. THE ONLY ONE
• Listen to another girl's relationship problems
a shoulder to cry on becomes a d/ck to ride on
• Watch animal planet
you might see your ex
• Wear shoes with laces on
you might trip and fall in love with someone better than me, better wear them sketcher slips ons
• Be good at maths
find ya "X" and you gonna wonder "Y" you're single again
• Drink milk
Whatchu need the strength for? Tryna get the strength to leave me?! No not today
• Spray Lynx in public
next thing you know hoes gonna be poppin' out beggin' for his d/ck.

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ChocoTaco
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July 13, 2013 6:05pm UTC

One time I picked out all the seeds of a strawberry.
Seedless to say, it was berry pointless.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 12:30am UTC

I'm sorry, I didn't think the way I dressed defined me as a person.
I'm sorry, I didn't think the amount of makeup I wear defined my personality.
I'm sorry, I didn't think the fact I dye my hair assured that I wouldn't go far in life.
I'm sorry, I didn't know that all of this made me a bad person.
I'm sorry, I didn't know that any of this defined my intellegence.
My bad. I'm sorry. I had no clue that people were so ignorant.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 6:45pm UTC

So you like bad girls, huh?
Well then, you'll love me because I'm bad at everything.

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Breeze
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 7:44pm UTC

Format by Breeze
that silly little "he loves me,
he loves me not" thing from primary school days

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Cammie
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 3:52pm UTC

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Me: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in school.

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 1:25pm UTC

Beauty is inside.
Example: a fridge

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 9:25pm UTC

one time this guy was hitting on me and
he said "i'm loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing" and i said "so did h.tler" i literally said that to a person

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 9:37pm UTC

when girls call their boyfriends "daddy"
it makes me want to projectile vomit on their existence

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Living_Life_Freely
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July 8, 2013 8:40pm UTC

A gift card is a great way to say,
"go buy your own f**kking present"

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