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Member Since: 23 Feb 2012 09:04pm

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tnutty
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 3:32pm UTC

I just noticed that if you say,
"Puhlease"
It sounds like police.
Can you tell I have nothing to do?

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tnutty
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January 19, 2013 2:45pm UTC

when life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes.

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January 19, 2013 2:03pm UTC

"Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so
wet, give it to me now!"
She could scream all she wanted, I was
keeping the umbrella.
nmq

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tnutty
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January 19, 2013 1:11pm UTC

MATH
Mental Abuse To Humans

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tnutty
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January 19, 2013 1:09pm UTC

I THROW MY SPANISH IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYING AYYYYOOOOO, NO COMPRENDOOOOOO

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January 19, 2013 1:06pm UTC

3 most difficult things in the world:
1) You can't count your hair.
2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Now please put your tongue back in.

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tnutty
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January 13, 2013 10:11am UTC

I hate how chocolates melt on my fingers. I mean, am I that hot?

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tnutty
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January 13, 2013 10:07am UTC

Internet, please let me sleep.... I like sleep!

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tnutty
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January 13, 2013 10:04am UTC

People say you can't live without love ....
I think oxygen is more important...

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tnutty
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 10:02am UTC

I'm still waiting for the day when I use:
abc+ab+45d-14•15783837abd
In real life

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tnutty
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January 13, 2013 9:38am UTC

"Rawr!" does not mean i love you in dinosaur. In Jurassic Park it means, "I'm going to eat you!"

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tnutty
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January 12, 2013 11:31pm UTC

Teachers: You're all at school to learn
Me: Actually, I'm here because it's the law

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January 12, 2013 1:30am UTC

Today I went on a long, romantic stroll with him on the beach and he kissed me.
Then I woke up...

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tnutty
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January 5, 2013 1:25pm UTC

I'm sorry. How many times do I need to say that for you to forgive me?

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tnutty
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 12:59pm UTC

I've always wanted to get in a cab and yell,
"Follow that car!"

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tnutty
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 12:57pm UTC

That moment when you realize you've messed up so much sorry doesn't cut it anymore.

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tnutty
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 11:55pm UTC

I honestly could care less about what you think about me.

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tnutty
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October 27, 2012 11:22pm UTC

The only mistake I ever made was loving you
nmf

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tnutty
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October 20, 2012 1:35pm UTC

This is my oath to you
nmf

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tnutty
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 8:49pm UTC

I don't care if you
don't want me to
know something.
Just tell me that,
I won't be as hurt
as I will be when
you lie to my face
about it.

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