So in an attempt to brighten everyone's day I now present my new series:
My Pathetic, Real Life Fails:
I was sitting ON my desk just talking to my friends before class started. The substitute teacher passed around an attendance sheet so I moved over so I could use a part of the space to write on. I misjudged the space, though, and fell. BUT since my bag was on my chair, I fell on the bar connecting the desk to the chair and proceeded to fall on the floor in the process hurting my hand, my butt, and my leg. To make it even better, the entire class watched it happen...I probably laughed the hardest of them all...
Yes cue the applause. Thank you very much. Have a very nice day.