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  1. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 12:23am UTC
    Officially Spring Break!
    Finally!
    A week of doing nothing but sitting in my room on Witty.
    I'm coming baby!

  2. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    April 13, 2013 12:20am UTC
    Even my closest friends are surprised when I unlease my beachy sarcastic side.
    Ex: Is there anything on the back of my head?
    "Yeah your hair."
    Ex: *Movie in class with old guys being interviewed*
    Oh yeah that's me *laughs*
    "I see the resemblence"
    Ex: "Can I go to the bathroom Miss?" *nods*
    No no you can't because everyone hates you!
    "I know. Three people have told me in the last week but thanks for reminding me."
    Ex: I almost died today!
    "Damnit maybe next time"
    ...

  3. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 12:11am UTC
    Yes, I'm that quiet girl with all the sarcastic, smart a-ss comments that surprise people so much they are rendered speechless.
    I win.

  4. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    April 12, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    Getting so distracted by danisnotonfire that you spill your water bottle all over your bed and floor.

  5. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    And as soon as I start to actually feel good about myself you find the right moment to bring me down.

  6. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    Thank you for crushing every last ounce of self confidence I had left.

  7. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    My Pathetic, Real Life Fails:
    I was on vacation and me and my cousins were walking out of our hotel. I was looking down at my phone and on each side of me my cousins were separating more and more. I didn't know why so I looked up and walked straight into a pole. Face first. My cousins laughed. They didn't feel like telling me about it. There were people everywhere. *Facepalm*

  8. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    April 10, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    Too...Many...Peasants!

  9. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 5:38pm UTC
    My Pathetic, Real Life Fails:
    There was music playing in my cafeteria to promote some event and Call Me Maybe came on. I started singing loudly and terribly to one of my quietest and most socially awkward friends. After about fifteen seconds he realized what I was doing and looked me dead in the eye and ssaid, "No." Then he walked away. And I stood there. Singing. Before I realized what happened and quickly walked to my table and st down glaring at him. It was bad. It was in front of the whole lunch line. Many people saw. Nice.

  10. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    April 8, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    My Pathetic, Real Life Fails:
    On the day of this show I was helping manage (A high school senior guy pagent show...be jealous) I had stayed after and it was like 6 o' clock. I was walking with my friend down the supposedly empty hall and Gangam Style started blasted. So I started doing it obnoxiously and very, very badly. I was laughing about it but when I went to turn around I saw eight of the (hot) senior guys walking behind us laughing. I have never ran so fast in my life. To add to it, I don't think any of them have ever heard me utter a word before, like ever. It was beyond embarrassing...

  11. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    April 8, 2013 5:25pm UTC
    So in an attempt to brighten everyone's day I now present my new series:
    My Pathetic, Real Life Fails:
    I was sitting ON my desk just talking to my friends before class started. The substitute teacher passed around an attendance sheet so I moved over so I could use a part of the space to write on. I misjudged the space, though, and fell. BUT since my bag was on my chair, I fell on the bar connecting the desk to the chair and proceeded to fall on the floor in the process hurting my hand, my butt, and my leg. To make it even better, the entire class watched it happen...I probably laughed the hardest of them all...
    Yes cue the applause. Thank you very much. Have a very nice day.

  12. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 6:55pm UTC
    Breaking down
    because of something stupid
    (i.e. your necklace breaking)
    is so much easier
    than to have to explain
    why your randomly
    breaking down.

  13. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    OMG I just freaked out when I put my cursor over the Witty logo!
    Thank you Steve!
    Happy (belated) Birthday Witty!

  14. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    April 7, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    Yes I'm judgemental.
    I admit it. But I don't judge for how you look. How you treat me and those around me is what I judge. First impressions are everything to me. You mess up and it's going to be hard to gain my friendship and even harder to gain my trust. Don't treat people as a joke. I will act civil around you but I won't like it.
    I will make assumptions and judgements and that's who I am:
    Take it or leave it.

  15. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    Music shuffle challenge!
    just put your Ipod or mp3 on shuffle and fill the blanks!
    Enjoy :3
    Describe Yourself: Be My Escape - Relient K
    What do people feel when they're around you? Bad Boy - Cascada
    Describe your current realtionship: Winter Song - Sara Bareilles
    Where would you like to be right now? Grenade - Bruno Mars
    How do you feel about love? Cleaning This Gun - Rodney Atkins
    What is your life like? Nothing - The Script
    What would you wish for if you only had one wish? Don't Wanna Go Home - Jason Derulo
    Say something wise: Forever Unstoppable - Hot Chelle Rae
    How would you describe yourself?: Forever and Always - Taylor Swift
    What do you look for in a guy? 50 Ways to Say Goodbye - Train
    How do you feel today?: Love the Way You Lie - Eminem ft. Rihanna
    What's your life's purpose? Don't Give Up On Me - Jason Aldean
    What is your motto?: You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift
    What do your friends think of you?: Sparks Fly - Taylor Swift
    What do your parents think of you?: Bulletproof - La Roux
    What do you think about very often? Amazed - Lonestar
    What do you think of your best friend?: Water Tower Town - Scotty McCreery
    What do you think of the person you like?: Good Life - OneRepublic
    What is your life story?: Are You Gonna Kiss Me Or Not - Thompson Square
    What do you want to be when you grow up?: Dear Maria, Count Me In - All Time Low
    What do you think of when you see the person you like?: White Horse - Taylor Swift
    What will you dance to at your wedding?: A Place In This World - Taylor Swift
    What will play at your funeral?: We R Who We R - Ke$ha

  16. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    April 5, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    If I posted a story on here would anyone read it?
    Also should I make a Wattpad account and write it there too/instead?
    Thanks!

  17. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    April 5, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    If I said out loud half the things I think in my head I would probably be put in:
    A.) ISS (In School Suspension)
    B.) Prison
    C.) Mental Hospital
    D.) All of the above

  18. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    April 5, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    I seriously sat in my bathtub today playing with a loofa singing for 5 minutes (to the theme of the Smurf song):
    La la lalalala lalala la laaa la la lalalala la lala la laaaaa

  19. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    April 2, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    So I see these kids whose parents will make each child a different meal depending on what they want and I'm just here like I had two choices every night:
    Take it or starve.

  20. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
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    April 1, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    Everyone's all like: My phone is like my baby! OMG I can't let anything bad happen to it so I just bought this $75 case to protect it!
    And I'm just like: Cases are for chums...hey let's see how far I can chuck it without it shattering into a bajillion pieces!

:)

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