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  1. tigerbabe527 tigerbabe527
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2010 6:08pm UTC
    Harry Potter Quote#48
    [When everyone was talking about all the stuff Harry did]
    Harry: "Okay, I know I did bits of it without help, but the point I'm trying to make is--"
    Zacharias Smith: "Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any stuff?"
    Ron: "Here's an idea, why don't you shut your mouth?"
    [Perhaps the word "weasel" had affected Ron particularly strong]
    Zacharias: "Well, we've all turned up to learn from him,
    and now he's telling us he can't really do any of it."
    Fred[snarling]: "That's not what he said."
    George[pulling out a long, lethal-looking metal instrument
    from a bag]: "Would you like us to clean your ears for you?"
    Fred: "Or any part of you body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this."

  2. tigerbabe527 tigerbabe527
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2010 5:58pm UTC
    Harry Potter Quote#47
    [At Hog's Head to get people to let Harry teach them]
    Hermione: "If you want to join us,
    we need to decide how we're going to--"
    Blond Hufflepuff Boy: "Where's the proof You-Know-Who's back?"
    Hermione: "Well, Dumbledore believes it--"
    Blond Hufflepuff Boy[nodding at Harry]:
    "You mean, Dumbledore believes him."
    Ron[Rudely]: "Who are you?"
    Blond Hufflepuff Boy: "Zacharias Smith."

  3. tigerbabe527 tigerbabe527
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2010 5:48pm UTC
    Harry Potter Quote#46
    [Looking at Umbridge, who was wearing fluffy pink cardigan]
    Hermione: "Who's that?"
    Harry: "It's that Umbridge woman!"
    Hermione: "Who?"
    Harry: "She was at my hearing, she works for Fudge!'
    Ron[smirking]: "Nice cardigan."
    *I stopped making this series for awhile,
    but then I saw some really funny quotes*

  4. tigerbabe527 tigerbabe527
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 10:56am UTC
    My grandmother started walking five miles a day
    when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know
    Where the hell she is now.
    -Ellen DeGeneres

  5. tigerbabe527 tigerbabe527
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 10:36am UTC
    Stuffed deer heads are bad enough, but it's worse
    when they are wearing dark glasses and have
    streamers in their antlers because then you no they
    were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.
    -E l l e n D e G e n e r e s

  6. tigerbabe527 tigerbabe527
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 10:27am UTC
    I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time.
    I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's
    been about two months since I've worked out.
    And I just don't have the time. Which uh... is
    odd. Because I have the time to go out to
    dinner. And watch TV. And get a bone density test.
    And try to figure out what my phone number spells in words
    -Ellen DeGeneres

  7. tigerbabe527 tigerbabe527
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2010 5:07pm UTC
    I will never say never,
    I will fight till forever,
    Whenever you knock me down,
    I will not stay on the ground,

  8. tigerbabe527 tigerbabe527
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2010 4:33pm UTC
    Here I am on the computer, while eating pizza rolls,
    not giving a damn what the world thinks.

  9. tigerbabe527 tigerbabe527
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 11:53am UTC
    What am I supposed to say when a atheist sneezes, uh,
    when you die nothing happens:)
    -*Dane Cook:) I love himm

  10. tigerbabe527 tigerbabe527
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    June 30, 2010 1:03pm UTC
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    June 27, 2010 11:02am UTC
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  12. tigerbabe527 tigerbabe527
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2010 7:57pm UTC
    Riley: Every time I close my eyes!
    Alex: Whatcha see? Whatcha see?
    Me: I see my name in shiny lights!
    (Riley and Alex stare at me)
    Me: Sorry!
    (Riley and Alex start again, and I didn't sing this time)
    Alex: Paige, where were you on that one?!

  13. tigerbabe527 tigerbabe527
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2010 8:53pm UTC
    All right everyone, line up alphabetically
    according to your height(:

  14. tigerbabe527 tigerbabe527
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2010 8:50pm UTC
    A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella
    when the sun is shining, and wants it back
    the minute it begins to rain.
    -Mark Twain

  15. tigerbabe527 tigerbabe527
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2010 8:04pm UTC
    Love is like boogers.
    You keep picking at until you get it,
    then wonder what to do with it.

  16. tigerbabe527 tigerbabe527
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2010 11:03am UTC
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  17. tigerbabe527 tigerbabe527
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2010 10:49am UTC
    If you can't take the heat,
    get out of the batter's box.
    -Nike

  18. tigerbabe527 tigerbabe527
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2010 10:37am UTC
    Explaining why I love you,
    is like explaining
    what water tastes like...
    IMPOSSIBLE</3

  19. tigerbabe527 tigerbabe527
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2010 10:32am UTC
    I'm jealous of every girl that's ever hugged him,
    because for that short second,
    she held my entire world</3
    not mine

  20. tigerbabe527 tigerbabe527
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2010 10:11am UTC
    PAIGE
    Not
    PAGE
    I'm not a book

:)

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