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tiger18

1. tiger18
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   June 6, 2012 6:34pm UTC
   I just found out my dog Is blind and has cancer.
   :'(
   
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2. tiger18
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   February 26, 2012 8:53pm UTC
   He isn't my boyfriend, But I love his hugs, his smile, his advice, his kindness, and the times when we laugh together, I guess I fell in love with out friendship. ♥
   
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3. tiger18
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   February 23, 2012 10:39pm UTC
   No, just no .
   
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4. tiger18
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   February 22, 2012 11:15pm UTC
   '' I love food and hate excersise. I don't have time to work out... I don't want to be on the cover of Playboy or Vogue. I want to be on the cover of Rolling Stone or Q. I'm not a trend setter... I'm a singer... I'd rather weigh a ton and make an amazing album then look like Nicole Richie and do a sh ǐt album. My aim in life is to never be skinny."
   - Adele
   
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5. tiger18
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   February 6, 2012 6:50pm UTC
   That awkward moment when..
   You're at Target buying tampons, And the male cashier says " That time of the month huh?"
   o____o
   
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6. tiger18
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   February 6, 2012 12:12am UTC
   Fingers: Marissa
   Fingers& eyes closed: Marissa
   Nose:MKaqr5iswswq
   Nose& Eyes closed: Kmkayeewq
   Knuckle: mar9iswwa
   Knucle& Eyes closed: msfruddssssa
   Kissing:m afkxxza
   Kissing& eyesclosed: mszfjcds
   Toes:mmmmmmmmmmmsarfiussa
   Toes& eyes closed : mkffgvhkijggtfr
   SLAPIN' DA KEYBOARD :n gu444444tgb[h [
   
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7. tiger18
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   February 5, 2012 11:41pm UTC
   ïƒ ï ώαṉτεḋ τø hεαɾ ƒɾøṃ αṉ αṡṡhølε, ï ώøυlḋ hαṿε ƒαɾτεḋ ṡø ṉøώ.. høώ αвøυτ ṡhυτ τhε ƒ**ќ υρ ?
   
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8. tiger18
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   January 17, 2012 4:11pm UTC
   Woah!
   It's a great big world and you'll see
   It could pass you by at light speed
   You got one life, one life
   Don't stop live it up
   Woah!
   If it's the last night in these streets
   You'd be a fool to take a seat
   You got one life, one life
   Don't stop live it up
   Oh, woah, One Life !
   
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9. tiger18
   posted a quote
   January 17, 2012 4:08pm UTC
   One chance, two lips, free falling
   We're about to lose our grip now
   Five minutes too late
   Can't be messing with fate
   It's time to get loud
   Cause we've been up
   When we should've been sleeping
   We've been down
   When we could've been high
   We'll come alive, tonight.
   
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10. tiger18
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    Twinkle twinkle,
    Little whŏre you're at school,
    not Jersey shore.
    #ƒucking Slüts.
    
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11. tiger18
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    December 29, 2011 9:26pm UTC
    Hey Witty girls ! Probably not many of you will read this but if you do, gosh.I.love.you !
    So I asked my mother if I get 1000 Favourites on Witty , We will move.. And she said okay, Game on.
    I've never moved EVER in my life, And I would really love to, and I get to choose the house. ;D
    So if you would.. PLEASE Favourite ? It would mean alot. :) ♥
    
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12. tiger18
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    November 26, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    Cool story bro,
    TELL IT AGAIN.
    
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13. tiger18
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    November 26, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    Stefan.
    
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14. tiger18
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    November 26, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
    
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15. tiger18
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    November 26, 2011 9:17pm UTC
    Why do people say life is short? Life the longest
    thing you could ever do!
    
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16. tiger18
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    November 26, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    When your ex says " you'll never find someone like me" Just say "I sure hope not"
    
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17. tiger18
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    November 26, 2011 9:00pm UTC
    awkward eye contact with
    someone attractive.♥
    
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18. tiger18
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    November 26, 2011 8:58pm UTC
    to do list:
    make a where's waldo book
    leave waldo out of the book
    watch everyone search for him when he isn't there.
    
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19. tiger18
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 8:10pm UTC
    Bacon is bacon , eggs is eggs. don`t let a guy between your legs. he says your cute , he says your fine. nine months later he says it's not mine. ♥
    
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20. tiger18
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    November 26, 2011 8:02pm UTC
    A relationship is only meant for two.
    ♥
    
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