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  1. ThisGirlIsAKittyKat ThisGirlIsAKittyKat
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    Mom: What if you're future husband wouldn't like One Direction?
    Me: Why wouldn't he like his own band?

  2. iluhyoux iluhyoux
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    I survived 2000.
    I survived 6/6/6
    I survived 11/11/11
    So dear 2012,
    Come at me bro.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    whenever I turn my pillow over,
    I feel like I am recharging the cold side.

  4. justlaugh002 justlaugh002
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Well basically you are beautiful.
    I can't hear you.
    What did you say?
    Come again?
    Sorry that lawn mower is really loud, what?
    One more time?
    *Silence*
    Nice try attempting to argue with me but it isnt going to work.
    But nice try.

  5. Reader_Aubrey Reader_Aubrey
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 8:31am UTC
    fave if you have
    Ever fallen in love.
    fave if you have
    Never fallen in love.
    fave if you have
    Always wanted to fall in love.
    fave if you have
    Ever felt in love.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    Idea credit to amander_bones!!




  6. oddtragedy oddtragedy
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 12:15pm UTC
    THANK YOU
    GOD
    FOR BLESSING ME
    MUCH MORE
    THAN I DESERVE

  7. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    God Loves You †
    Whether you like it , or not.

  8. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 11:37am UTC
    Don't you dare tell anyone 'it's just a crush.'
    My aunt was 8 years old when she met Darrin.
    He was 15, seven years older than her.
    When she was 12, he left for college.
    ;She wrote him letters all the time.
    She only wanted to be noticed by him.
    She had been crushing on Darrin for 4 years straight.
    She never gave up hope, or cared about the age difference.
    He talked to her as if she were just another one of his college friends.
    He played college basketball, and she watched every single on of his games.
    She would literally jump up and down and scream whenever she saw him.
    Everyone told her that this was just a crush, and that it would wear off soon.
    But guess what.?
    My aunt never gave up.
    And she and Darrin have been married for over 10 years. ♥

  9. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    If you and your
    BOYFRIEND/ GIRLFRIEND
    traded phones for one day,
    would you still be together
    BY THE END
    ( Of The Day? )

  10. dancerchickxo69 dancerchickxo69
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 7:55pm UTC
    Please Read.
    He sent me a message on facebook saying, "Hey I'm breaking up with you because I was high when I asked you out.."
    Fav if you think this is SO douchy, and hurtful.

  11. GreenieXD GreenieXD
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    Press the <3
    If you know a boy, who needs a kick in the face.

  12. marissamm marissamm
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    And you might be with her,
    but I still had you first ;)

  13. storyaboutagirl storyaboutagirl
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2010 5:43pm UTC
    I just want to see who is more on witty profiles
    Middle Schoolers or High Schoolers?
    So, if you a Middle Schooler please favorite
    and if your a high schooler please leave
    a quick comment
    -xoxo

  14. silje_x3 silje_x3
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    If you were born in the 90's
    The best P.E. lessons involved
    a rainbow colored parachute


  15. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  16. rachelinaballerina98 rachelinaballerina98
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Today;
    (please read, long but worth reading)
    Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

  17. lyssaroo7 lyssaroo7
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 1:36pm UTC
    Someone
    asked,
    WHY DO YOU LIKE
    HIM SO MUCH? ♥
    but before i could reply, my best friend
    put her hand over my mouth and said,
    DON'T EVEN GET
    HER STARTED. ♥
    -credit to phenomenal for the format.♥

  18. XXKatiiKatXX120 XXKatiiKatXX120
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2010 7:29pm UTC
    Anyone Else
    Think it's cute when guys are good with kids?

  19. giaxchiaa giaxchiaa
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 12:15pm UTC
    Let's take a moment,
    And think about all the soilders out there fighting there lives for our country. You mean the world to us.
    Happy Memorial Day ♥

  20. WeWillRiseAgainst WeWillRiseAgainst
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    I know I don't make pretty quotes but please read this one.
    On June 1st, 2007 ; my best friend aka my "big brother" died.
    He was in a car accident 3 weeks earlier, on Mothers Day.
    He wouldn't have died IF he wouldn't have done the amazing thing he did.
    He protected his girlfriend from going out the windshield.
    He saw the car coming towards them and knew he couldn't do anything so he told his girlfriend to
    "Hold on"
    and he gripped on to her. She went to the back as he went through the windshield.
    Everyone is posting stuff about One Direction, or about hating them.
    But can we PLEASE, for the 5th year anniversary of me losing my best friend and the guy who saved
    his girlfriend from going through what he went through to Top Quotes?
    He's a hero to me and he's a hero to his 10 year old nephew who was 5 when he lost him.
    Please? For Ryan?
    Rest In Paradise "Big Brother". I love you.
    January 21, 1988 - June 1, 2007.
    (He was 19)

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