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  1. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    if i t still hurts
    it means you still care♥

  2. xRawrxImxPamx xRawrxImxPamx
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    I loved you.
    even when it wasn't easy to do.

  3. xxokiraxxo xxokiraxxo
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 5:24pm UTC
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    The hardest thing in the world is
    Saying goodbye for the last time

  4. WhatIsLoveTheseDays WhatIsLoveTheseDays
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    I miss you. But it's not like I can just tell you that.

  5. ConfessionsOfAWittyHolic ConfessionsOfAWittyHolic
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 11:54pm UTC
    Confession #126
    I Don't Believe In Marriage.
    It Ruins The Entire Relationship.


  6. CatsAndStrawberries CatsAndStrawberries
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    You said you would be there
    But you're nowhere to be found..

  7. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    Father: Say Daddy!
    Baby: Mommy
    Father: Come on! Say daddy!
    Baby: Mommy.
    Father: F*ck you! Say daddy!
    Baby: F*ck you
    Mother: Honey! I'm home!
    Baby: F*ck you
    Mother: Oh my goodness! Where did you hear that?!
    Baby: Daddy
    Father: Are you kidding me?!

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    I wish I was beautiful,
    Flawless pretty with soft skin and lovely eyes,
    and hair that never seems to have a single knot or tangle
    I want to have a smile that could brighten people's days,
    and bright red lips that someone would actually want to kiss...

  9. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 4:33pm UTC
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  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 11:11am UTC
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  11. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    You know your a 90's kid when...
    You remember when people asked you to spell "I CUP"

  12. WhisperInTheDark WhisperInTheDark
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:33am UTC
    I know you don't care, but,
    My Daddy comes home from Iraq tomorrow!♥

  13. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    We’re teenagers.
    We stay up too late at night.
    We have messy rooms
    We can be extremely lazy
    We fall asleep thinking of him
    We fall in love much too fast
    We get our hearts broken
    We cry ourselves to sleep
    We get in arguments, a lot.
    We always think we’re right.
    We make many mistakes.
    We’re nowhere near perfect.
    We have little confidence.
    We feel like we’re not good enough
    But as we start to grow older,
    We learn from all of that.
    And that’s how we become adults.

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    "Haha you're 14 and you've only had one boyfriend? I'm 12 and I've had 7 lol."
    "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise this was a competition. what's the prize?...herpes?"

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    A conversation I overheard at a barGuy 1: Hey there.
    Guy 2 Hey. What's up?Guy 1: Nothing much. I just want to say you're really cute.Guy 2: Thanks dude!Guy 1: So who are you here with?Guy 2: Oh my girlfriend just went to the bathroom.Guy 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight.Guy 2: It's cool, man.Guy 1: You don't mind me calling you cute?Guy 2: Hey, a compliment's a compliment, no matter who it comes from.

  16. Oliviaxo Oliviaxo
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 10:07am UTC
    Here's to the girls
    that joined witty, BEFORE One Direction took over.

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 11:31am UTC
    The worst type of crying
    Is when your lips start to shake
    and tears build up quickly and fall
    fast.You're bent over or crouched
    trying to suck it in and not make any
    noise but it hurts too much to hold it
    in so you let out a yelp and a cry then
    comes the loss of breath which sucks
    because not only you're crying out loud
    but you think you sound dumb for not
    breathing too.
    It's just a mess...

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    Have you ever laid on your bed
    at night and cried because you're not good enough?
    Counted all your flaws and felt worse about yourself.
    And just felt too ugly and alone...

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    Before you kiss me
    -Grab my waist
    -Pull me closer to your body
    -Look into my eyes
    -Look at my lips while biting your lip
    -Look back into my eyes again
    -Grab my face gently
    -Then slowly lean in & kiss me
    It will drive me crazy, I promise.

  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    I really can't picture
    anyone having a crush on me.
    I can't picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep,
    or telling their friends about me.
    I can't picture anyone getting butterflies because I said Hi to them,
    or even just smiled at them.
    I can't picture someone smiling at the computer screen
    or their cell phones when we're talking..


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