Father: Say Daddy! Baby: Mommy Father: Come on! Say daddy! Baby: Mommy. Father: F*ck you! Say daddy! Baby: F*ck you Mother: Honey! I'm home! Baby: F*ck you Mother: Oh my goodness! Where did you hear that?! Baby: Daddy Father: Are you kidding me?!
I wish I was beautiful, Flawless pretty with soft skin and lovely eyes, and hair that never seems to have a single knot or tangle I want to have a smile that could brighten people's days, and bright red lips that someone would actually want to kiss...
We’re teenagers. We stay up too late at night. We have messy rooms We can be extremely lazy We fall asleep thinking of him We fall in love much too fast We get our hearts broken We cry ourselves to sleep We get in arguments, a lot. We always think we’re right. We make many mistakes. We’re nowhere near perfect. We have little confidence. We feel like we’re not good enough But as we start to grow older, We learn from all of that. And that’s how we become adults.
A conversation I overheard at a barGuy 1: Hey there. Guy 2 Hey. What's up?Guy 1: Nothing much. I just want to say you're really cute.Guy 2: Thanks dude!Guy 1: So who are you here with?Guy 2: Oh my girlfriend just went to the bathroom.Guy 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight.Guy 2: It's cool, man.Guy 1: You don't mind me calling you cute?Guy 2: Hey, a compliment's a compliment, no matter who it comes from.
The worst type of crying Is when your lips start to shake and tears build up quickly and fall fast.You're bent over or crouched trying to suck it in and not make any noise but it hurts too much to hold it in so you let out a yelp and a cry then comes the loss of breath which sucks because not only you're crying out loud but you think you sound dumb for not breathing too. It's just a mess...
Before you kiss me -Grab my waist -Pull me closer to your body -Look into my eyes -Look at my lips while biting your lip -Look back into my eyes again -Grab my face gently -Then slowly lean in & kiss me It will drive me crazy, I promise.
I really can't picture anyone having a crush on me. I can't picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep, or telling their friends about me. I can't picture anyone getting butterflies because I said Hi to them, or even just smiled at them. I can't picture someone smiling at the computer screen or their cell phones when we're talking..