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tiffLUVSyhuu

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Member Since: 23 Jul 2011 02:54pm

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tiffLUVSyhuu
hello my name is tiffani
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  1. tiffLUVSyhuu tiffLUVSyhuu
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 12:28pm UTC
    A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND TURNS THE GUN TO HIMSELF HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND A COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY HER FIRST SUNDAY SCHOOL, SHE WALKS PAST THE BUILDING AN SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS. THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER' HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF THE CROSS? THE TEACHER REPLIED: HE NEVER DID. THE.................. LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: 'YES HE DID. THE NIGHT MOMMY AND DADDY DIED, HE SAT NEXT TO ME BEHIND THE COUCH, TELLING ME EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE ALRIGHT. 66% OF YOU WON'T POST THIS. BUT REMEMBER WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS: DENY ME IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I'LL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER. SO RE-POST THIS IF YOUR GOING TO BE APART OF THE 33%. I BELIEVE IN GOD && I LOVE && TRUST IN HIM && I'M NOT AFRAID TO SAY IT. :))

  2. tiffLUVSyhuu tiffLUVSyhuu
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 6:57pm UTC
    ♥ Here's to the kids ♥
    Here's to the kids who have lost someone that meant the world to them.
    Here's to the kids that volunteer hours of their life for people that need them.
    Here's to the kids who write to escape.
    Here's to the kids who cry themselves to sleep every night.
    Here's to the kids that only have one bestfriend.
    Here's to the kids that wish at 11:11 every time they can.
    Here's to the kids who prove our generation wrong.
    Here's to the kids that actually give a sh*t about their grades.
    Here's to the kids that smile at strangers.
    Here's to the kids that feel like there is no way out from the darkness.
    Here's to the kids who always stand up for what they believe in.
    Here's to the kids who write "you're beautiful" on bathroom stalls.
    Here's to the kids who appreciate good music.
    Here's to the kids who look up to their parents.
    Here's to the kids that save our lives with humor.
    Here's to the kids that will never be able to share an ice cream sundae because of their eating disorder.
    Here's to the kids who stay up all night studying, just so they can barely pass their tests the next day.
    Here's to the kids who will never be good enough for their parents.
    Here's to the kids who spend their summer nights gazing at the stars.
    Here's to the kids who could care less about homework, but are more intelligent than anyone you know.
    Here's to the kids who realize that it's okay not to be okay.
    Here's to the kids who give second chances.
    Here's to the kids who you can always count on.

  3. tiffLUVSyhuu tiffLUVSyhuu
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 1:49pm UTC
    When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, hefaints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try & discourage you. I just defeated him. Fave, copy & paste this if you're in God's army!

  4. tiffLUVSyhuu tiffLUVSyhuu
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    Why do we sleep through Church,
    but stay awake for a 3 hr movie? Why is it so hard to pray, but easy to curse? Why is it hard to re-post a Godly bulletin, but easy to re-post the mean ones?Why can people worship a celebrity, but not God? Gonna ignore this? Afraid to get laughed at? The Lord said,
    "If you deny me in front of your friends,
    I will deny you in front of my Father."
    Re-post this if you believe in Jesus.
    ~btw, not my quote, but I love this :)

  5. tiffLUVSyhuu tiffLUVSyhuu
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 10:33pm UTC
    Girl:"Slow down. Im scared."
    Guy:"No, this is fun."
    Girl:"No, its not. Please, its too scary."
    Guy:"Then tell me you love me."
    Girl:"Fine, I love you. Slow down!"
    Guy:"Now give me a BIG hug."
    *Girl hugs him*
    Guy: "Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me."
    Paper the next day: motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people riding. Only one survived.
    The truth: Halfway down the road, the guy realized the brakes went out, and he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug him one last time, then had her put on his helmet. So that she would live, even though it meant that he wouldn't...put this on your profile to show you have love and sympathy in your heart

  6. tiffLUVSyhuu tiffLUVSyhuu
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    10 facts:
    1. You are reading this comment
    2. you are realizing that this is a stupid fact
    4. You didn't notice I skipped three. You're checking now
    6. Your smiling
    7. You are still reading my comment
    9. You didn't realize I skipped 8
    10. Your checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again
    11. You are enjoying this. You didn't realize there are only supposed to be ten facts.
    12.Rihanna is amazing!

  7. tiffLUVSyhuu tiffLUVSyhuu
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    trust is like an eraser after a mistake it gets smaller

  8. tiffLUVSyhuu tiffLUVSyhuu
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Do I ever cross you mind?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Do you like me?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Do you want me?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Would you cry if I left?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Would you do anything for me?
    Boy: No way.
    Girl: What would you choose, your life or mine?
    Boy: My life
    So the boy says...
    Boy:I dont think your pretty i think your beautiful
    Boy:you never cross my mind because you are on my mind
    Boy:I dont like you because I love you
    Boy:I dont want you because I need you
    Boy: I wouldnt do anything for you because I will do everything for you
    Boy: I would choose my life because You are my life

  9. tiffLUVSyhuu tiffLUVSyhuu
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 7:26pm UTC
    Always worry about tomorrow tomorrow

  10. tiffLUVSyhuu tiffLUVSyhuu
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    The moment when your changing the channel off of barney and your little sister says "dont think about it"

  11. tiffLUVSyhuu tiffLUVSyhuu
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    READ THIS!!
    HER DAD WAS A DRUNK
    HER MOM WAS AN ADDICT
    HER PARENTS KEPT HER
    LOCKED IN AN ATTIC
    HER ONLY FRIEND
    WAS A LITTLE TOY BEAR
    IT WAS OLD AND WORN OUT
    AND HAD PATCHES OF HAIR
    SHE ALWAYS TALKED TO IT
    WHEN NO ONE'S AROUND
    SHE LAYS THERE AND HUGS IT
    NOT A PEEP OF SOUND
    UNTIL HER PARENTS
    UNLOCK THE DOOR
    SOME MORE AND MORE PAIN
    SHE'LL HAVE TO ENDORE
    A BRUISE ON HER LEG
    A SCAR ON HER FACE
    WHY WOULD SHE BE
    IN SUCH A HORRIBLE PLACE?
    BUT SHE GRABS HER BEAR
    AND SOFTLY CRYS
    SHE LOVES HER PARENTS
    BUT THEY WANT HER TO DIE
    SHE SITS IN THE CORNER
    QUIET BUT THINKING,
    " GOD, WHY? WHY IS
    MY LIFE ALWAYS SINKING? "
    SUCH A BAD LIFE
    FOR A SAD LITTLE KID
    SHE'D GET BEATEN AND BEATEN
    FOR ANYTHING SHE DID
    THEN ONE NIGHT
    HER MOM CAME HOME HIGH
    THE POOR CHILD WAS HIT AND SLAPPED
    AS HOURS WENT BY
    THEN HER MOM SUDDENLY
    GRABBED FOR A BLADE
    IT WAS SHARP AND POINTY
    ONE THAT SHE MADE
    SHE THRUSTED THE BLADE
    RIGHT IN HER CHEST,
    " YOU DESERVE TO DIE
    YOU WORTHLESS PEST! "
    THE MOM WALKED OUT
    LEAVING THE GIRL SLOWLY DIEING
    SHE GRABBED HER BEAR
    AND AGAIN STARTED CRYING
    POLICE SHOWED UP
    AT THE SMALL LITTLE HOUSE
    THEY QUICKLY BARGED IN
    EVERYTHING WAS AS QUIET AS A MOUSE
    ONE OFFICER SLOWLY
    OPENED A DOOR
    TO FIND THE SAD LITTLE GIRL
    LIEING ON THE FLOOR
    IT MUST HAVE BEEN BAD
    TO GO THROUGH SO MUCH HARM
    BUT AT LEAST SHE DIED
    WITH HER BEST FRIEND IN HER ARMS.

  12. tiffLUVSyhuu tiffLUVSyhuu
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    Everybody dies but not everybody lives
    -Drake

  13. tiffLUVSyhuu tiffLUVSyhuu
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 5:44pm UTC
    NEVER say goodbye
    SAY see you later
    NEVER say i hate you
    SAY i don't like what you did
    NEVER SAY NEVER

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