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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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FriendZoned
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August 18, 2014 8:58pm UTC

After all these years,
I am at long last...
Cancer free.

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ocean pixie*
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July 3, 2014 11:58pm UTC

she hesitates "i'm okay"
but i don't think even all the worlds oceans
could fill her empty heart
(h.c)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Steve
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May 28, 2014 9:40pm UTC

When Einstein was traveling to lecture in Spain,
He questioned a conductor again and again:
“It may be a while,”
He asked with a smile,
“But when does Madrid reach this train?”

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britany*
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April 13, 2014 12:10am UTC

Finn: it's your own star
Rachel: you named a star after me?
Finn: no, i thought about it, but then i named it Finn Hudson, because there already is a star called Rachel Berry, and she's right here on earth and she's brighter than any of those stars up there. So I wanted to make sure that whenever she feels lonely, she can look up at the sky and no matter where i am, she can know that i'm looking down on her.
-Glee

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skilletbiscuit
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March 28, 2014 10:14pm UTC

"I beat you to the punch"
My math teacher says when she has hole punched our papers before us.

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*blushes*
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March 22, 2014 10:05am UTC

My life has becomeblack and white

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Hale_Storm18
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February 9, 2014 12:15pm UTC

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Hale_Storm18
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January 29, 2014 9:04pm UTC

sometimes i feel like some parts of massachusetts are more massachusetts-y than other parts of massachusetts and it doesn't even make sense but at the same time it does

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Steve
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January 16, 2014 1:44pm UTC

Today is my 10 Year Anniversary on Witty Profiles.

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happiest*
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January 23, 2014 4:11pm UTC

It is terrifying to think that one day you will trust somebody enough to let them see you naked. You will undress and remind them that you’ve stretch marks and birth marks and scars from having chicken pox when you were little and scars from all of the other things now. You will blush thousands of shades of red, painting yourself as a rose losing its petals. And that person - that person will take it all in. And I wonder if they will reassure you. But mostly, I wonder if they will even see anything worth reassuring you about. I hope they see each freckle on your back as if it’s a star and you are the whole universe to them

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Hale_Storm18
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January 3, 2014 12:52pm UTC

Winter Storms in New England
Locals before the storm hits: Ugh, that's NOTHING. Remember the [insert blizzard/winter storm here]? Weathermen are a bunch of pússies. We probably won't even get anything.
Locals DURING the storm: SWEET JESUS IT'S THE GODDÁMN WHITE APOCALYPSE. I HAVE LIVED HERE ALL MY LIFE BUT I SUDDENLY CAN'T REMEMBER HOW TO DRIVE IN THE SNOW. QUICK! GET ME BREAD AND MILK AND ENOUGH ICE MELT TO FILL A SMALL SWIMMING POOL.

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ErinIsTheName*
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January 1, 2014 12:09am UTC

Who else is surprised Miley
didn't ride the ball down?

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Hale_Storm18
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December 12, 2013 10:09pm UTC

you guys don't understand. witty in 2011 & 2012 was sick.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Steve
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November 14, 2013 11:45am UTC

Did you hear about the bomb in the cheese factory?
De Brie went everywhere

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Hale_Storm18
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November 10, 2013 6:53pm UTC

my bio teacher was telling my class that a lot of the traits we find attractive
in the opposite are the traits that would be best for our children and when we kiss someone and don't feel a spark it's because our DNA is too similar and isn't biology cool?

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happiest*
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November 7, 2013 2:12pm UTC

fun fact: i actually have like a good amount of followers but like nobody likes me or talks to me so it feels like i have 2 followers

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wordynerdy
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October 28, 2013 9:00pm UTC

wrote this a while ago but, what do you think?
*Little Girl is a reverse poem. Once you finish reading the poem read it again but this time from the last line to the first and watch as the story transforms. Enjoy.
Little Girl
Sitting, surrounded by sweetness
There once was a little girl
She played all day
Her imagination engulfing the world
Only joy surrounding her soul
Once but not anymore
She released a shrieking no
With all left in her
She jumped towards the little light left
The demons asked as she sought escape
Come to play in the dark?
Told her she’d never be good enough
Evil words always coming for her
Voices were all so cruel
With utter resistance
She shrieked
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
Listen to us they whispered
You will never be good enough for the angels
You will never be loved
You will never be anything
The little girl had, had enough
Her dreams were gray
Monsters lurked in corners
The nights were oh so cold
There was once a little girl so very alone
Surrounded by monsters, eating her soul.

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