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im alyssa and im not gonna spill my guts out to you in this.

  1. thisismyusername thisismyusername
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2010 1:45am UTC
    The day is gonna come
    when he's gonna ask a girl to homecoming ///// i just wanna make sure i dont get too dissapointed when it's not me

  2. thisismyusername thisismyusername
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 5:58pm UTC
    Girl: Do you love me?
    Boy: No.
    Girl: Why not?
    Boy: I just don't anymore, sorry.
    ......................................................................................................................
    Girl's Friend: Did you talk to her?
    Boy: Yeah, she asked me if I love her, I just said no.
    I do, but she deserves way better
    and i don't wanna hold her back.
    true story

  3. thisismyusername thisismyusername
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2010 12:38am UTC
    Ohhh, him...
    pshhhh, I'm over him!(:

  4. thisismyusername thisismyusername
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2010 3:00pm UTC
    YES.
    I still dream about him. I still miss him. I still love him.
    But it's getting a lot easier to live my life without him.
    It's getting easier to wake up in the morning and know
    i wasn't the first thing he thought of when he woke up.
    It's getting easier to know that he may not miss me at all.
    It is [[dissapointing]] that he doesn't talk to me anymore,
    >>>but it's making it easier to
    finally let go.

  5. thisismyusername thisismyusername
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2010 4:58pm UTC
    Girl: I'm really tired, I'm just warning you, I might fall asleep.
    Boy: I might fall in love with you. Too late.
    true story(:

  6. thisismyusername thisismyusername
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2010 2:07pm UTC
    I'm tired of always being second best.

  7. thisismyusername thisismyusername
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2010 10:55pm UTC
    Middle School.
    It's a big pool of criticism and lies.

  8. thisismyusername thisismyusername
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2010 2:27pm UTC
    Girl: I'm such a sucker for a sweet talker.
    Boy: I am pretty good with words(:
    true story(:

  9. thisismyusername thisismyusername
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2010 10:06pm UTC
    Girl: You really are an amazing person.
    Boy: I learned from you.
    true story(:

  10. thisismyusername thisismyusername
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2010 10:45pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. thisismyusername thisismyusername
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2010 8:12pm UTC
    I love looking back at memories.
    I love when you remember something funny and laugh, or when you remember something emotional and cry. I love looking back at memories simply because it makes me happy. Memories are something you always have with you. 10 years from now we'll all be looking back at our graduation and remembering when we laughed and cried. We'll be looking back at the inside jokes and the laughs. Even the bad memories have a purpose. When i look back at the bad memories and how much i cried, i just remember how bad i felt then and i look at myself now. The bad memories are my reminders, that with my friends, i can get through anything. They remind me that even though things are bad, they always get better. So, i think back at how i wished this year was over and that i wish i was out of this school and away from all these annoying people, but then i realize that these people and this school and these memories are all i have. These are what keeps me going. I look back at all my memories and i regret things, and i wish i had done something differently, but these memories are real and i wouldn't change a thing. I love looking back at memories because it makes you realize what you really have and who you really need. It makes you realize that time really does fly by and that you should cherish every moment you have with the people you love. It makes you want to fix things with people you're fighting with and it makes you want to be a better person. You look back at the memories and just wish you could go back to a time when everything was simpler. So have fun, dance in the rain, take lots of pictures, love unconditionally, and make your memories worth remembering.
    please read. i think its worth it.

  12. thisismyusername thisismyusername
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2010 5:34pm UTC
    I'm not a screwdriver
    but i'd screw you(;

  13. thisismyusername thisismyusername
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2010 3:59pm UTC
    Boy: Hey lets arm wrestle.
    Girl: No, you'll hurt me.
    Boy: I could never hurt you.
    Girl: *thinking* i hope your not talking about just arm wrestling.
    make sensee? ahaa idk! true storyy

  14. thisismyusername thisismyusername
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2009 2:28pm UTC
    Have you ever
    started crying and then really wanted a hug but the only person you wanted a hug from
    was the one who made you start crying in the first place

  15. thisismyusername thisismyusername
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2009 1:47pm UTC
    Always live in the moment
    cause you never know which moment will be your last.

  16. thisismyusername thisismyusername
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2009 7:24pm UTC
    I swear I have the weirdest family ever!
    Dad - decorating the Christmas tree
    Dad: This is nice but it needs something
    Me: Ok what?
    Dad: Acorns!
    Me: Seriously dad, acorns?
    My mom said i didn't eat enough salad so she seriously juiced some lettuce and told me to drink it
    Mom: You don't eat enough salad!
    Me: So?
    Mom(with the lettuce juice :P): here drink this!
    Me: Ewww!

  17. thisismyusername thisismyusername
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2009 9:30pm UTC
    Girl: What do you want for Christmas?
    Boy: All I want for Christmas is you.
    Girl: That was so cheesy it was cute!
    Boy: Yeah i know(:
    true story(:

  18. thisismyusername thisismyusername
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2009 11:31am UTC
    There was a big spider in my bed this morning
    it startled me.

  19. thisismyusername thisismyusername
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2009 10:08am UTC
    Girl: I just realized most of the things you tell me are compliments.
    Boy: Thats because everything about you is perfect!(:
    true story(:

  20. thisismyusername thisismyusername
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2009 9:54pm UTC
    Today
    my sister kicked me in the arm
    so i hit her with a box of crab cakes
    i think we're even
    -- i didnt put this on mlia
    haha but just happened to mee

:)

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