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  1. theycantdiagonse theycantdiagonse
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    When I use "Thus" in an essay I feel like
    MOTHERf**kING SHAKESPEARE
    NMQ/NMF

  2. theycantdiagonse theycantdiagonse
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 11:10am UTC
    I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite". Yeah, because
    the first thing I think when I meet somebody is
    "HOLY SH I T, TH I S b i tch I S G O I N G TO B I T E ME."

  3. theycantdiagonse theycantdiagonse
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 10:48pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN A ZOMBIE IS LOOKING FOR BRAINS
    and it walks right past you
    nmf/nmq

  4. theycantdiagonse theycantdiagonse
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    WHEN TEACHERS GIVE YOU AN ASSIGNMENT AND SAY:
    “THIS ISN’T THE TYPE OF ASSIGNMENT YOU CAN DO
    THE NIGHT BEFORE IT’S DUE”and you're like:
    "you underestimate my power"
    N M F / N M Q

  5. theycantdiagonse theycantdiagonse
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    WHEN YOU SPELL A COMMON WORD CORRECTLY,
    BUT IT JUST LOOKS WRONG SO YOU STARE AT IT
    FOREVER.

  6. theycantdiagonse theycantdiagonse
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    WHEN YOUR PARENTS TRY TO GET YOU TO SPILL YOUR SECRETS BY SAYING:
    “WE CAN TALK ABOUT ANYTHING,” AND YOU JUST LOOK AT THEM LIKE…
    "W e' r e n o t f r i e n d s ."

  7. theycantdiagonse theycantdiagonse
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 10:38am UTC
    With everything that's happening, I just want to let your guys know something.
    I'm here.
    I can understand what if eels like to want to hold that power to end it all in your hand.
    Whether it be by one swallow or one injection and it's all over. But that's not a solution.
    A solution is talking. If someone makes you feel the lowest of the low,
    you can come to talk to me. Everyone deserves someone to talk to.
    And I would more than gladly be that person for you.
    You don't have to let someone else win. I don't want you to suffer.
    And if you're feeling dangerous to yourself, come talk to me.
    Or any other person on Witty.
    And if not me, then some help-lines.
    Don't feel afraid to use them.
    Kids Help Phone:
    1800 668 6868
    National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
    1-800-273-TALK (1-800-273-8255)
    National Teen Dating Abuse Helpline
    1-866-331-9474
    The Trevor Lifeline (Suicide Prevention for LGBTQ Youth)
    866-4-U-TREVOR (1-866-488-7386)
    Veterans’ Suicide Prevention Lifeline
    1-800-273-TALK (1-800-273-8255), press 1
    National Sexual Assault Hotline
    1-800-656-HOPE (1-800-656-4673)
    National Eating Disorders Association
    1-800-931-2237
    And if you’re being bullied via the phone, like a cellphone:
    Phone number blocking:
    A THIN LINE
    (MTV’s digital abuse campaign):
    athinline.org/facts/constant-messaging
    (under ‘draw your line’)
    REMEMBER:
    LOVE IS LOUDER.
    and we’re all willing to give it to you if you need it.

  8. theycantdiagonse theycantdiagonse
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 9:29am UTC
    we all get it wrong sometimes.
    - Pretty Little Liars

  9. theycantdiagonse theycantdiagonse
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 12:12am UTC
    It doesn't matter how beautiful you feel or how amazing you are,
    there will always be that person trying to convince you to the
    contrary. Screw 'em. It your life, not theirs.
    ignore the hatred.
    Just be happy.

  10. theycantdiagonse theycantdiagonse
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 12:05am UTC
    Be y o u r s e lf
    & be happy.

  11. theycantdiagonse theycantdiagonse
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 9:05pm UTC
    Dear Ex - Boyfriends
    Saying "We can still be friends" is like your mom telling you that your dog died and then saying, "You can still keep it."
    Sincerely,
    your ex-girlfriend

  12. theycantdiagonse theycantdiagonse
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 8:46pm UTC
    Dear Mom,
    Why would my friends jump off a bridge?
    Sincerly, Your Child
    format credit to dreamless;
    quote credit to dearblankpleaseblank.com

  13. theycantdiagonse theycantdiagonse
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 4:46pm UTC
    Dear Kay Jewelers,
    How may I go about attaining an
    estimate for some golden rings?
    ♥ Sonic the Hedgehog.
    -format credit to phenomenal.

  14. theycantdiagonse theycantdiagonse
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 4:31pm UTC
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    Dear Big Bad Wolf
    B l ow m e. . .
    Sincerely, House of Straw
    format credit to: beliebinchances

  15. theycantdiagonse theycantdiagonse
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2010 9:23pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. theycantdiagonse theycantdiagonse
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2010 8:59pm UTC
    DEAR MATH,
    Go buy yourself a calculator and solve your own problems.
    I'm a Teenager, not a therapist.
    faceeeboooook. :]

  17. theycantdiagonse theycantdiagonse
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2010 7:39pm UTC
    Dear Criss Angel
    and David Blaine,
    Stop practicing magic at once!
    It's not real and it offends me!
    Sincerely,
    Harry Potter
    *no credit to me for the format

  18. theycantdiagonse theycantdiagonse
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 10:30pm UTC
    Dear Snooki,
    Get back to work!
    Sincerely,
    Willy Wonka

  19. theycantdiagonse theycantdiagonse
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 10:05pm UTC
    Dear Miley Cyrus,
    I never said you could have a party... you're grounded.
    Sincerely,
    USA

  20. theycantdiagonse theycantdiagonse
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 10:04pm UTC
    Dear Girls With Fake Tans,
    I wish there was a word that rhymes with orange, so the Oompa Loompas could sing a song about you.
    Sincerely,
    Willy Wonka

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