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  1. ordinarygirl616 ordinarygirl616
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    Basic life rule:
    if it is my house I'm player 1, understand?

  2. ThatOneGirlNamedEmily ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    Operator:911, please hold.
    Me: stop murderering me for a sec we're on hold
    Murderer: k.

  3. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 12:51pm UTC
    One Direction things#130
    Interviewer: One Thing that makes you cry?
    Harry: Marley and Me.
    Niall: The notebook.
    Louis: Genuinely sad movies.
    Liam: Zayn makes me cry....
    Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D

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  4. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    One Direction fact #107
    Niall sat on his uncle's wedding cake when he was 5.
    format by DamnnTaylerx

  5. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    Just wondering...
    How many of you are fans of One Direction?
    Fave if you like them.
    Comment if you don't.

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Today I realized that you Bake Cookies but Cook Bacon
    MLIA.

  7. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    One Direction fact #62
    At one of their shows, someone threw furry handcuffs on stage. Harry picked them up and showed them to Louis, who said 'later.'
    format by DamnnTaylerx

  8. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    One Direction fact #76
    Their next album is rumoured to have a studio version of Torn on it, because of the amazing reaction they got when singing it on tour.
    format by DamnnTaylerx

  9. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    That moment when you have no
    friends in your class and your teacher says 'partner up'.
    -tumblr♥

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    Being a person is getting too complicated
    Time to be a unicorn

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    1.03.01

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    In school, the only thing that
    group projects ever taught me was
    how much I hate other people
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  12. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    My boyfriend and I play a cute little game,
    where I pretend I'm just a -----------
    huge fan of his band, and he pretends <<<
    not to be aware of my existance.
    format by Kalliefornia

  13. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 9:34pm UTC
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  14. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    Did you know?
    Today is the second day, of the second week,
    of the second month, of the second year,
    of the second decade, of the second milennium.
    Let's make it a beautiful day. ♥

  15. michhhhaela michhhhaela
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 5:09pm UTC
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  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    It's hard to
    forget someone
    who gave you
    so much to remember.

  17. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 4:28am UTC
    .
    alone
    worthless
    frustrated
    depressed
    angry
    empty
    tired
    lonely
    So lost

  18. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    You think you know me? I don't even know me.

  19. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 10:05am UTC
    Dear Bank,
    I can trust you with my money..but you can't trust me with your pen?

  20. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 10:07am UTC
    Do you realize that if you ever gave me a chance I'd do anything for you? She doesn't make you happy. I can tell by the look on your face. You should be with me.

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