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theunicorn

Status: 9 months with kevin :D

Member Since: 27 Apr 2011 07:11pm

Last Seen: 25 Jun 2013 12:55pm

user id: 169707

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haii losers! I'm Brooke, you can call me bro..broskii...fag, whatever floats your little boat. I'm your not so average 15 year old ladiie :D I play volleyball, basketball and football. im on the cheerleading team, im in band, student counsil, travel team, peermediation...and yeah more, im a busy lil nub! I love my friends, family, &my cat My music is probably a little different from the normal 'rap' shit. i like rock,scremo, and alternative! a day to remember, breathe carolina, asking alexandria, all time low, peirce the veil, blink182, sum41...WAY more! Im already picking the names of my cats for when i turn out 'FOREVER ALONE!'  I'm walking the streets of...USA. [[state prohibited] AHA, IM FUNNY i laugh at my own jokes a lot...anywhore! i speak sarcasm, and crack lame jokes a lot. im a loser...but, ...well, yeah im just a loser. EVERYONE LOVES ME!>jk im hated :D ahh.. talk to me beautiful♥
  1. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 12:08pm UTC
    I'm dying to know,
    But to afraid to find out..

  2. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 12:06pm UTC
    I bet she's beautiful,
    That girl he talks about,
    Because she's got everything Ihave to live without
    -Taylor Swift

  3. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    I'd like to thank:
    -Foreveralone69
    -momoluvsu
    -Ilovestarwars
    -hollithethhird
    -sportychick11498
    -xdancer4lifeex
    -Shelbyab98
    -yearbuddy123
    -ilusm013
    -sapsap
    -azkaban14
    -morganlivelaughlovexoxo
    -hopefellshort
    -pshhwhoneedsausername
    -whereverthewindblows
    -bubbles4747
    -xxyoumeaneverythingtomexx3
    -iwishyouweremine
    -smileyourbeautiful
    -sweetpoisencupcake
    -liveforlove21
    -hawtygirl123
    -natlovesyux3
    -annaxlovesxfruit
    -areo_crazy_a87
    -justinbieber10
    -cassiee9715
    -jazzyyjessaa
    -iluhhyou
    -paperpanda
    -evilpanda
    -havefaithinme_x3
    and many many many more
    for supporting me. and actually caring to talk to me.
    you're all beautiful!
    -theunicorn.

  4. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 2:41pm UTC
    DAMNN YOU'RE HOT!!
    Brrr, you're cold.♥

  5. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 2:26pm UTC
    Your friends
    They're jerks. when you act like them just know it hurts.

  6. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 2:23pm UTC
    Crying is easy. It's like breathing.
    The more you hold it in, the more you let it out.

  7. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 8:35pm UTC
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  8. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 2:58pm UTC
    I play hard to get
    Because i wanna be hard to forget.
    format to Damnntaylorx

  9. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 6:54pm UTC
    I'd rather sit at home, alone.
    Then hang with those fake people we call "friends"

  10. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 6:43pm UTC
    It's pretty crazy how easy,
    something so beautiful can
    just fall apart
    not my format

  11. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    Baby, let's run away

  12. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 6:06pm UTC
    Yesterday
    one of my neighbors threw out her uggs [[ that she got for Christmas ]]
    because they weren't [[ black ]]
    ~~spoiled.. -_____- ~~
    -Am i the only one confused about this?

  13. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 10:53am UTC
    Format by Breeze
    ►●◄
    This gift is for Steve!
    Thank you,
    For creating a home
    for each and every one of us witty girls.
    -we love you
    ► Format by Breeze

  14. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    What If Condoms Had Sponsors?
    Nike Condoms: Just do it.
    Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
    Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
    Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
    Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
    California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
    Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
    Kentucky Fried Chicken Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
    Campbell's Soup Condoms: 'Mmm, 'mmm good.
    M&M's Condoms: Melts in your mouth not in your hands
    *saw it online (:

  15. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    hmmm...he looks suspicious...
    *locks car door*

  16. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    If you're brave enough to say
    GOODBYE
    Life will reward you with a new
    HELLO ♥

  17. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    & who else
    wonders why a computer keyboard isn't in alphabetical order..?

  18. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    I’d rather have a
    Silly, slightly dorky guy
    over a
    Popular, player guy
    any day

    >not mine

  19. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 4:36pm UTC
    they'll pass each©
    other in the halls; they both exchange
    glances; but they don't speak to
    eachother cause theyre both afraid of
    taking chances.
    >>>not mine

  20. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 4:22pm UTC
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