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theunicorn

Status: 9 months with kevin :D

Member Since: 27 Apr 2011 07:11pm

Last Seen: 25 Jun 2013 12:55pm

user id: 169707

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haii losers! I'm Brooke, you can call me bro..broskii...fag, whatever floats your little boat. I'm your not so average 15 year old ladiie :D I play volleyball, basketball and football. im on the cheerleading team, im in band, student counsil, travel team, peermediation...and yeah more, im a busy lil nub! I love my friends, family, &my cat My music is probably a little different from the normal 'rap' shit. i like rock,scremo, and alternative! a day to remember, breathe carolina, asking alexandria, all time low, peirce the veil, blink182, sum41...WAY more! Im already picking the names of my cats for when i turn out 'FOREVER ALONE!' I'm walking the streets of...USA. [[state prohibited] AHA, IM FUNNY i laugh at my own jokes a lot...anywhore! i speak sarcasm, and crack lame jokes a lot. im a loser...but, ...well, yeah im just a loser. EVERYONE LOVES ME!>jk im hated :D ahh.. talk to me beautiful♥

theunicorn
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 7:26pm UTC

yesterday
was homecomming, i went to the bathroom to find a somewhat over weight girl crying, trying to hide her emotions with makeup looking in the mirror. i noticed cuts on her wrists.. i walked up to her and said "OH my god, your dress is perfect! you look so gorgeous, will you take a picture with me" she wiped away a tear, smiled and said "thnk you.. so much.." we took a picture and now we're texting. and this morning i woke up to a text that said
"you saved me..."

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theunicorn
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 12:20pm UTC

Convo with boyfriend..
me: What would you do if i cut..?
Boyfriend: I don't know, probably break up with you, thats weird
ok.....

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theunicorn
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 10:27pm UTC

Im spending valentines day with my ex
box 360

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theunicorn
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 9:24pm UTC

I'll love you to ∞ and -->♥

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theunicorn
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 8:33pm UTC

I'm so romantic sometimes;
i think i should marry myself.

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theunicorn
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 6:26pm UTC

I still love you.
^will always.

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theunicorn
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 6:21pm UTC

Tired of feeling
ugly
fat
fat

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theunicorn
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 6:08pm UTC

I mean, i like you.
But it's whatever. it's not like you're going to like me back.
fgfdg

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theunicorn
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 3:53pm UTC

Best feeling in the world:
being absolutely and utterly in love with someone.
Worst feeling in the world:
being absolutely and utterly in love with someone.

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theunicorn
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Is it only me, or does every house have it's own particular smell.

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theunicorn
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 10:13pm UTC

Them: Who's your bestfriend?
me: food♥

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theunicorn
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 10:06pm UTC

OR YOU CAN PASS ME IN THE HALLS
&pretend i dont exsist
that's cool too.
-____-

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theunicorn
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 9:59pm UTC

Dear bestfriend,
Thank you. Thank you for being my lesbian lover, and sometimes my mom.
thank you for being the only one who listens, and the only one who cares.
thank you for treating me like im worth something.
Thank you. for having hope in me, and not giving up on me like everyone else.
Thank you for being so perfect, and oh so gorgeous!
I can't even explain how much you mean to me!
thank you for the advice, the shoulder to cry on. all the hugs. the inside jokes. the memories.
I can honestly say i don't know what i'd do without someone as amazing as you.
Thank you for being a sister.
i love you.

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theunicorn
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 9:51pm UTC

Just stop for a second, and smile♥

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theunicorn
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 6:27pm UTC

HELLO
I'm
Your next
girlfriend.

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theunicorn
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 2:51pm UTC

Sam
They say Disney world is the happiest place on earth, obviously they've never been in your arms..
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Brooke
Obviously you've never been to disney world
26 minutes ago ·32403472897194 people Like*

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theunicorn
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 11:09pm UTC

oh, you hate me?
Well. poo on you!
lol. the new 'non swearing thing is funxD -theunicorn

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theunicorn
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 1:14pm UTC

she's
broken
because
she
believed
theunicorn
theunicorn

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theunicorn
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 10:10pm UTC

Shanaynay
Tell mii y u h8 me.
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Mary
Well, first of all: It's "Tell me why you hate me"
26 minutes ago ·194 people Like*

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 5:22pm UTC

That one picture
that brings back ALL the old memories
♥

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