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thequeenofthefun

1. thequeenofthefun
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2011 11:17pm UTC
   ~Dad, can you take me to school?
   -Did you know that when Abraham Lincoln was your age he walked to school every single day?
   ~Ha, when he was YOUR age he was president(:
   
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2. thequeenofthefun
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   May 11, 2011 2:40pm UTC
   That awkward moment
   When you realize you're singing Camp Rock in front of your friends♥
   
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3. thequeenofthefun
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   May 10, 2011 3:59pm UTC
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4. thequeenofthefun
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   May 5, 2011 4:09pm UTC
   Him: Suck my dick!
   Me: Nah', don't like worms..
   
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5. thequeenofthefun
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   April 4, 2011 11:24am UTC
   Ok, so Justin Bieber said his fans just really like him because of his money.
   Yeah. I am a belieber. But I guess my love for him fell down from 100% to 99,5% after he said that.
   Sincerely I am rich, I don't need his money.
   I wished he could read it, just to realize that what he said was definetly wrong.
   What about that cute boy, Justin ?
   Who are you and what have you done to Justin Bieber ?
   Thanks for reading witty people.
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6. thequeenofthefun
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   April 4, 2011 11:12am UTC
   T
   The difference of LOVE for girls : Kids&Teens
   kids: Eww teenage kiss :P
   teenagers: Eww old people kiss :P
   kids: I'm never gettin' married.
   teenagers:Aww i wanna marry him and have one million baby
   kids: I wished i could hug him..
   teenagers: Gosh i wanna sleep with him
   Kids: Will I get pregnant if I hold his hands ?
   teenagers: Will i really get pregnant if i dont use preservative ?
   Yeah guys.. time runs fast..
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7. thequeenofthefun
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   April 4, 2011 10:47am UTC
   & I still wonder how spongebob lights fire
   ...
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8. thequeenofthefun
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   March 11, 2011 2:43pm UTC
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9. thequeenofthefun
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   March 10, 2011 2:19pm UTC
   I got the magic in me
   >.<
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10. thequeenofthefun
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    March 8, 2011 12:43pm UTC
    I'm beautiful in my way
    'cause God makes no mistakes,
    I'm on the right track baby
    I was born this way ♥
    
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11. thequeenofthefun
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    March 8, 2011 11:25am UTC
    ☼
    that awkward moment
    when you make a beautiful background for a quote but don't know what to write on it...
    all mine babeh ;]
    
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12. thequeenofthefun
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    March 5, 2011 1:29pm UTC
    That awkward
    moment when
    You are playing Stardoll and your 7 years young cousin says:
    "Oh, I played it last year :] "
    all mine x]]
    
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13. thequeenofthefun
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    March 4, 2011 7:58pm UTC
    10 good ways to annoy your parents
    1.Talk to a pen
    2.Eat your hair
    3.Hold their hand and whisper "I see dead people"
    4.While taking a bath, yell " I'm drowing !!!"
    5.Pluck someone's hair out and say "DNA!"
    6.Moo when they say your name
    7.At everything they say, yell "LIAR!"
    8.Go to their room at 4 am and scream "Good morning sunshine!"
    9.Try to swim on the floor
    10.Say that wearing clothes is against your religion
    I'm just mad at my mom.
    Why ?
    Because she doesnt let me go out with that boy :P
    
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14. thequeenofthefun
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    February 22, 2011 12:44pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Because you saw me
    When I was invisible <3
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    
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15. thequeenofthefun
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    February 18, 2011 1:40pm UTC
    Peace and love
    ✌
    
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16. thequeenofthefun
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    February 17, 2011 12:07pm UTC
    Google
    | The hottest alive man in the world |
    [Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]
    Make Google my homepage
    Adevertising Programs - Business Solutions - About Google
    ©2011 - Privacy
    Did You Mean: Justin Bieber ?
    (not my format)
    
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17. thequeenofthefun
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    February 16, 2011 1:46pm UTC
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18. thequeenofthefun
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    February 16, 2011 1:40pm UTC
    That moment, when i realize you're not prefect.
    But keep loving you cuz that's not what really matters
    ♥
    
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19. thequeenofthefun
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    January 28, 2011 5:39pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you go to you best friend's bathroom and realize her hot older brother is in the shower ú.ú
    
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20. thequeenofthefun
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    January 28, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    As you shoot across the sky, ah ah , ahh !
    
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