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thenameszach

Status: Life is a painting and you're the artist

Member Since: 8 Aug 2012 03:41pm

Last Seen: 26 Oct 2012 04:43pm

Location: Mars

Gender: M

user id: 323631

17 Quotes
435 Favorites
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Me With my friends:
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Me in my room alone:
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Me with my parents:


Me when I'm sad:

  1. thenameszach thenameszach
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 1:31pm UTC
    Hi I'm Mr. Krabs and I like money.

  2. thenameszach thenameszach
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 10:26am UTC
    [ ] Kissed someone before dating
    [ ] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [ ] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 0
    [ ] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [ ] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [ ] Missed school just because you felt like it
    [ ]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 1
    [ ] Got your mum, dad, etc to get you out of school
    [ ] Text people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [ ] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 3
    [ ] Took pictures during school hours
    [ ] Called someone during school hours
    [ ] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 3
    [ ] Threw something at the teacher
    [ ] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [ ] Broke the dress code
    [ ] Failed a class
    [x] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 4
    [ ] Been called the worst student
    [ ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [ ] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 5
    [ ] Faked your parents signature
    [x] Slept in class
    [x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [x] Copied homework
    [ ] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [ ] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far: 8
    Multiply by 3
    I've screwed up 24% of my teenage school life.
    Well good job me D: that makes me proud D:

  3. thenameszach thenameszach
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 11:27am UTC
    The only things I care about
    right now:
    Internet
    Music
    Food
    Llamas

  4. thenameszach thenameszach
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 2:37pm UTC
    Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York City? I'm a thousand miles away, but girl tonight you look so pretty, yes you do.
    Time Square can't shine as bright as you. I swear it's true. Hey there Delilah, don't you worry about the distance, I'm right there if you get lonely. Give this song another listen. Close your eyes. Listen to my voice it's my disguise. I'm by your side.

  5. thenameszach thenameszach
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    I wish we could all be happy forever. Each and everyone of you deserve to be happy.
    Format by Yayrey

  6. thenameszach thenameszach
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    What did I do? Really what did I do wrong? I would like to know, God. I'm sorry if I did ANYTHING that hurt ANYONE. I'm sorry. Happiness stays for a second and sadness just stays forever. It never leaves my life. I'm only 14, it's not fair that I have to deal with all this pain. And to all the people who are gonna tell me that it will get better, it's NOT gonna get better. Don't even THINK of telling me that. It never gets better.

  7. thenameszach thenameszach
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    "I hate hypocrites," Said the hypocrite.

  8. thenameszach thenameszach
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    Plot Twist: I'm Witty famous

  9. thenameszach thenameszach
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:22am UTC
    Friend: Make a poem on Witty!
    Me: hug, slug, rug
    Friend:

  10. thenameszach thenameszach
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    So Wittians, how do you eat your cereal?
    Mine's: Bowl
    Cereal
    Milk
    Spoon
    format credit to ThatsSooMeee

  11. thenameszach thenameszach
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    I am Radical
    nmf

  12. thenameszach thenameszach
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    Sorry Edward Cullen, but I just DON'T believe in fairies. I hope you uunderstand.

  13. thenameszach thenameszach
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    Am I the only guy that doesn't mind a kiss in the pouring rain, cuddling together while watching disney films, and texting my girlfriend instead of playing video games?

  14. thenameszach thenameszach
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 2:12pm UTC
    Spongebob: Are you squidward?
    Squid #1: No
    Spongebob: Are you squidward?
    Squid #2: No
    Patrick: Are you squidward?
    Fire Hydrant:
    Patrick: It's okay take your time

  15. thenameszach thenameszach
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    Mom: Zach!
    Mom: *Opens door to my room*
    Mom: Oh you're on Witty
    Me: What else would I be doing Mom?

  16. thenameszach thenameszach
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    Hey guys! I just made a Witty! I have been reading quotes for a while so I thought I'd make a Witty:) So I would like to follow people fave/comment if you would like me to follow you

  17. thenameszach thenameszach
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    No one understands the pain
    and
    the sorrow
    Don't even know if I
    will be here tomorrow

:)

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