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  1. 123babe123 123babe123
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    those days your on witty,
    and all the Top Quotes
    SUCK♥

  2. DawnMxo DawnMxo
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2011 10:15pm UTC
    Ozzy: What the hell is a 6g?
    Ozzy: ...What's a Bieber?
    Justin in an old man suit:
    Idk, but he kinda l ooks like a girl.

  3. pickle_ninja pickle_ninja
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you see someone that goes to your school but you don't talk to them ..

  4. kayleer5 kayleer5
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 6:29pm UTC
    Fave if you remember
    Pollypockets

  5. pakapeeka pakapeeka
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    The best commercial ever:
    Sharon Osbourne: What's 6g?
    Ozzy Osbourne: What's a Bieber?
    Guy in the background: It looks like a girl!
    Super bowl commercials ♥

  6. Shellehh Shellehh
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 2:48pm UTC
    if you're going to be
    single on valentine's day,
    favourite.
    if you're going to be taken,
    comment and tell
    us his name.

  7. beliebinchances beliebinchances
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 7:09pm UTC
    Ü
    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    dododoododdo
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    I miss that desktop light dude
    THAT USED TO JUMP ON TOP OF THE
    'i' in "Pixar"
    *notmyformat

  8. xxLOveToDAncExx3 xxLOveToDAncExx3
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2011 9:40pm UTC
    like this if you,
    1. Sat on the floor because your chair wasn't there
    2. Laughed for no reason because u remembered a joke
    3. have shared multiple inside jokes with friends
    4. run in to walls
    5. or have tripped over nothing.

  9. saarahhhh saarahhhh
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    The people in 1910 probably thought in 2010
    we would have flying cars and robots
    ... but no.
    So far, all we've come up with is
    backwards robes and
    rubber bands shaped like animals.
    not mine

  10. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 1:45pm UTC
    ~Witty Petition!!!!!!! if you think that there should be a chat bar & notification bar fav this quote so we can make it a top quote. By doing this, the witty administration will see it, and how many favs this quote has gotten and try make this happen. so push that little pink heart down there ❤
    You know you wanna ;)
    Lets try to get as many favs as possible ! ❤ ❤ ❤

  11. dancegirl4ever32 dancegirl4ever32
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2010 9:35pm UTC
    Tall Girl+Short Guy is Awkward.
    Tall Girl+Tall Guy is Cute.
    Short Girl+Tall Guy is Precious.
    Short Girl+Short Guy is AWWWWW![=
    ^ Favorite if you TOTALLY do this.
    *Format credit to December_Babe
    *Quote Credit to MissyxoJuliaxo

  12. rosiecon9 rosiecon9
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2010 1:44pm UTC
    ATTENTION
    WITTY GIRLS!
    Last night "Merry Christmas Drake and Josh "aired on Nickelodeon. For the third Christmas in a row, the ratings have done exceedingly well. On DanWarp, the creator of the show Dan Scneider's blog, I emailed him about witty saying how the quotes are made by girls around the age of girls who would watch Drake and Josh. He said if this quote gets 1,000 faves, he will contact Drake Bell and Josh peck and ask them to make another season of the show. So,
    FAVE
    IF YOU WANT
    DRAKE AND JOSH
    TO COME BACK!!
    Y


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. oxjoyyxo769 oxjoyyxo769
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2010 2:28pm UTC
    i hate when you have a really good quote, &
    NO ONE GETS TO SEE IT.

  15. oxjoyyxo769 oxjoyyxo769
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2010 2:37pm UTC
    click to see this quote


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. Dolphincutie24 Dolphincutie24
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 3:48pm UTC
    I just started playing volleyball
    and I love it!!!!!!
    Favvvv if volleyball is
    your favorite sport!!!!

  18. hugamoose3 hugamoose3
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 5:19pm UTC
    *Make a quote*
    1 minute: Alrighty! one fave! lets keep the going!
    2 minute: 3 faves! WOO HOO!
    3 min.: 5! yes!
    1 hour: 5 faves.. er, this isn't going as well as I
    hoped it would...

  19. brooke_ brooke_
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2010 1:12pm UTC
    codes to get a background color on your profile (:
    <html> <head> <style type="text/css"> body { background-color:black; } </style> </head> <body>
    - black background
    <html> <head> <style type="text/css"> body { background-color:purple; } </style> </head> <body>
    - purple background
    <html> <head> <style type="text/css"> body { background-color:white; } </style> </head> <body>
    - white background
    <html> <head> <style type="text/css"> body { background-color:pink; } </style> </head> <body>
    - pink background
    <html> <head> <style type="text/css"> body { background-color:green; } </style> </head> <body>
    - dark green background
    <html> <head> <style type="text/css"> body { background-color:blue; } </style> </head> <body>
    - blue backgroud
    <html> <head> <style type="text/css"> body { background-color:red; } </style> </head> <body>
    - red background
    paste the code into sources at "edit profile" <3

  20. xfsoccer42x xfsoccer42x
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 12:45pm UTC
    THIS THANKSGIVING
    *I think we should all give a HUGEE thank you to
    [ S T E V E ]
    for running this website for us girls*
    THANK YOU SO MUCH.
    *this is for you.
    WE LOVE YOU!

:)

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