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  1. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    I'm a boy&you're a girl
    I have a witty&you have a witty.
    Now what type of condoms should I buy?
    ©livsbestfriendryan


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. torrr24 torrr24
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    and they laughed
    when i said
    sharkboy was hot.♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. meghanmuffin meghanmuffin
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 1:15am UTC
    KLAINE
    made me believe in true love.

  5. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    you don't realize how much you care
    about someone until they don't care about you.

  6. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 5:20pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    ♥-------------♥
    Here's to the girls
    ♥who cried themselves to sleep last night♥
    ♥-------------♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death. :)

  7. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 4:04pm UTC
    long texts makes me feel
    LIKE YOU ACTUALLY CARE. ♥

  8. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 6:26pm UTC
    Format by XxprettxX
    Girl: I'm depressed.
    Society: You're overreacting.
    Girl: I cut myself.
    Society: It's for attention.
    Girl kills herself.
    Society: We didn't see the signs.

  9. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    I'D RATHER BE STANDING OUTSIDE
    in the freezing cold with you, then be warm in the arms of someone else. ♥

  10. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 4:26pm UTC
    i want someone to play with my hair and draw circles on my back.
    i want someone to cuddle with on cold rainy days.
    i want someone to kiss my forehead softly.
    i want someone to play pretend with.
    i want someone to tell me i'm cute.
    i want someone to hold my hand.
    i want someone to tease me.
    i want someone to hug.
    i want someone.

  11. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 4:36pm UTC
    My mom texted me
    "What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?" I answered: "I dont know, love you, talk to you later"
    She replied: "Okay, I'll ask your sisters"

  12. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 10:25pm UTC
    Hi, I'm Taylor Lautner.
    I've been a shark, & I've
    also been a werewolf.
    Skill? I think so.

  13. ShoutingYourName ShoutingYourName
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    A boy's sleepy voice
    is seriously the sexiest shittt ever.

  14. LoveLikeWoexD LoveLikeWoexD
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    Jacob Black
    Just took a shower
    24 hours ago · comment · like
    1 person like this
    Edward Cullen
    Its about time..
    23 hours ago · Like
    Jacob Black
    Let me rephrase-Just took a shower with Bella
    22 hours ago · Like
    Bella Swan
    Stop it Jacob.
    21 hours ago · like
    Jacob Black
    Why? You didn't tell me to stop when we were in the shower.
    21 hours ago · like
    Edward Cullen
    I'm getting angry
    21 hours ago · like
    Jacob Black
    Wtf are you going to do about it? Sparkle me to death?
    5 hours ago · like

  15. xotristy12xo xotristy12xo
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    my parents: you're beautiful honey
    old people: i bet all the boys are chasing after you already
    boys: ew what is that creature

  16. alyssarehrauer alyssarehrauer
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 10:14am UTC
    everyone always goes after the boys with the six packs,
    am i the only one who likes someone who doesn't?
    Fav. if the person you like might not be perfect to everyone else but is to you.
    ♥♥♥

  17. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    Boys Can't Draw Hearts
    [ t h e y ' r e b e t t e r a t b r e a k i n g t h e m < / 3 ]
    **i think its mine. it might be on here

  18. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 4:36pm UTC
    not my format.
    i still remember
    the first time i fell for you, i haven't gotten up since.♥

  19. 24alisha24 24alisha24
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    That one minute party you have..
    when the teacher leaves the room.

  20. maddie_nongagxox22 maddie_nongagxox22
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    Your friends are talking about people they have dated and you're just like "I like turtles." ♥
    nmf

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