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themottoisYOLO

  1. themottoisYOLO themottoisYOLO
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    You know you're a 90s kid if you've ever ended your sentences with
    "SIKE".

  2. themottoisYOLO themottoisYOLO
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 9:51pm UTC
    10 Things I Hate About Everbody
    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is, where the h*ll is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I wanna know where the toilet is? No.
    2. People who are willing to get off their lazy butt and walk around the whole room searching for the remote because they're too lazy to go over to the T.V. and press the buttons to change the channels. You're gonna walk around this whole room looking for the remote, but u can't sit up by the T.V and press a button a few times?
    3. People who say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too. Don't ya". Yeah I do. Why would would I want a cake if I can't eat it?
    4. When people say, "It's always the last place you look when you're looking for something." Of course it is! Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Where and who are they!?
    5. When people are in the movie theatre and you're tying to watch the movie and they lean over to you and say, "Did you see that?" No, I just paid $12 to sit here and not see the movie.
    6. People who ask you, "Hey, can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
    7. When something is "new and improved." Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything like it before so it can't be new. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it can't be new.
    8. When people say, "Life is short." No It's really not. Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
    9. When you are waiting for the bus and some idiot asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
    10. I thank what they used to be. Oh what did they used to be? Ears, Arms, Legs, Rubiks Cube?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfDaeIp-wjs

  3. themottoisYOLO themottoisYOLO
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 2:51am UTC
    20 June 1975
    The movie "Jaws" was released.

  4. themottoisYOLO themottoisYOLO
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 12:01am UTC
    *On Facebook*
    1 friend request
    -0 Mutual Friends-
    me: How the h/ll did u find me!! O_o

  5. themottoisYOLO themottoisYOLO
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    One million memories,
    ten thousand inside jokes,
    one hundred shared secrets,
    one reason. BEST FRIENDS.
    <3

  6. themottoisYOLO themottoisYOLO
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    It's crazy how you can go
    months or years without
    talking to someone, yet they
    still coss your mind everyday. <3

  7. themottoisYOLO themottoisYOLO
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    The funn iest thing is when the teacher...
    cracks a joke in class and no one laughs.

  8. themottoisYOLO themottoisYOLO
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 11:06pm UTC
    When you're really sleepy,
    but don't want to go to sleep
    because you're talking to that
    one person. <3

  9. themottoisYOLO themottoisYOLO
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    Boys insult each other,
    but they really don't mean it.
    Girls compliment each other,
    but they dont mean it either.

  10. themottoisYOLO themottoisYOLO
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    That amazing moment when I don't have to set my alarm before I go to sleep because it's SUMMER!!!!

  11. themottoisYOLO themottoisYOLO
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    fav if u would rather want to receive money as a gift instead of an actual gift. just wondering not for favs.

  12. themottoisYOLO themottoisYOLO
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    friend 1: "that song's so old"
    friend 2: "well your mom's old, but u still listen to her"
    everyone else: OHHHHHHH!!! U JUST GOT BURNED!!
    LOL

  13. themottoisYOLO themottoisYOLO
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    when the teacher jokes and embaresses me in front of the class:
    me on the outside: goes along with it and laughs.
    me on the inside: F/CK YOU!!!

  14. themottoisYOLO themottoisYOLO
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    LAST DAY OF SCHOOL FOR ME!!!! AM OFFICIALLY A SOPHMORE NOW!!! BUT THIS YEAR WENT BY SOOOO FAST. ANYONE ELSE?

  15. themottoisYOLO themottoisYOLO
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 11:15pm UTC
    me and my guy friend talking about my crush.
    him: i have his number. u want it?
    me: no im not a stalker!
    what i was thinking: Yes!!!!!

  16. themottoisYOLO themottoisYOLO
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    What if you could start your life again.
    What would you do differently?
    Leave a comment. :)

  17. themottoisYOLO themottoisYOLO
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 8:59pm UTC
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    ╰━╯╰╯╰╯┻ ┻╰━╯

  18. themottoisYOLO themottoisYOLO
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    And he can play the guitar. ©

  19. themottoisYOLO themottoisYOLO
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    Why are boys so confusing?

  20. themottoisYOLO themottoisYOLO
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    Boys in the summer ©

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