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SecretSequin
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November 2, 2012 4:14pm UTC

So, we all started this year excited about hoodies, hot drinks, walks
in the woods with him, has any of that actually happened to any of
you guys yet? Because I'm stilll waiting ;)

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fhlover98
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November 2, 2012 5:01pm UTC

How you get sleepy after crying,
It’s like your mind is telling you, “you’ve suffered enough,
it’s time to shut down for a bit.”

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Dumb_Momm
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November 2, 2012 7:11am UTC

Found a naked girl in my son's bed last night...
It's good to see he is helping out homeless
:)

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MissAnna
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November 1, 2012 11:30pm UTC

never use
SOMEONE'S FLAWS ------------------------------
AGAINST THEM.

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underestimated
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November 1, 2012 7:21pm UTC

Sleep Good! :)
You know i hate when people use adjectives in places where they should use adverbs, don't you? -.-
SLEEP WELL YOU UNAPPRECIATIVE F.UCKSTICK!!

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Hopeless*
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November 1, 2012 7:01pm UTC

Me: I'm 21 years old, I have a terrible life. I work at a fast-food restaurant. My boss is cheap and I never get paid anything. My co-worker is so rude to me everyday.
Stranger: Erm-- I'm really sorry for you...
Me: I can't even pass the Driver's Test and my best friend-- he can't tell the difference between a burger and a bucket of sand. You know what the worst part is?!
Stranger: W-what?...
Me: I live in a pineapple under the sea.
The Stranger has disconnected from the conversation.

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Forever_Alone602
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November 1, 2012 7:56pm UTC

Hey Dad, I decided I'm gonna drop out of school. Sorry.
It's okay son, just remember one thing.
What?
I don't like pickles on my Big Mac.

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Tashaa98
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November 1, 2012 8:07pm UTC

My day was made yesterday.
So halloween just happened to be a wednesday.
This group of four eleventh grade girls dressed up as the plastics.
Cady, Gretchen, Regina, and Karen.
Because it was a wednesday, they wore pink shirts.
And on the back of their shirts, it said: "And on Wednesdays, we wear pink!"
on the front of their shirts, it said "I don't hate you because you're fat, you're fat because i hate you."

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BlueEyedNobody
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November 2, 2012 2:31pm UTC

----------❤----------
So, today in my English
class
mean boy shouted to one shy guy in the
back of the class : Hey, mama's boy are you
gay ?
I guess he couldn't stand all the teasing anymore
so he shouted back: Why, are you interest ?
-BEST COMEBACK EVER-
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Raymatts
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November 1, 2012 10:49pm UTC

Romeo: Hey I just met you
Romeo: and this is crazy
Romeo: but I saw you at your dad's party that I wasn't supposed to attend and I thought you were pretty cute so I followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and I found out you were a capulet and got bummed so I snuck into your backyard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though I wanted to bone Rosaline like 2 scenes ago
Romeo: so marry me maybe

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asianprincez
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November 1, 2012 8:01pm UTC

❤CRUSH❤
Hey(:
Hey what's up!(:
DOESN'T REPLY -_-
does his happen to anybody else?

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XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
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June 22, 2012 2:24pm UTC

If me and my Girlfriend were fighting,
And it got to the point where she started to cry,
I'd just shut up, and hold her.
~Justin Bieber~

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XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
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June 24, 2012 11:40am UTC

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XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
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June 24, 2012 4:56pm UTC

What Pop Stars Taught Me:
Katy Perry taught me being wierd is okay.
Eminem taught me not to take anyones bullsh!t.
Demi Lavato taught me to embrace my insecurities.
Wiz Khalifa taught me to live young, wild, and free.
Avril Lavigne taught me to never let go of someone I love.
Lil Wayne taught me to stand up for myself.
Taylor Swift taught me happy endings can exist.
Justin Bieber taught me how a guy should really treat a girl.
Karmin taught me to be original.
Selena Gomez taught me to believen myself.
One Direction taught me everyone is beautiful in thier own way.
And Usher? He taught me how to scream. ;)
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XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
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June 24, 2012 8:54pm UTC

Try holding the shift key while
pressing the fave button.

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