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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. IJustNeedLovee IJustNeedLovee
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    You're not getting a New Years kiss?
    MUWAHHHHH!
    There you go beautiful. Hope you liked it :)
    format by jimmy365

  3. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 10:17pm UTC
    Summary of 2012:
    Bullsh/t.

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
    I'll start in, like, October or something.

  5. JudyBeautyActress JudyBeautyActress
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    You don't know something?
    Google it
    You don't know someone?
    Facebook it
    You don't find something?
    MOM!

  6. JudyBeautyActress JudyBeautyActress
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    If you want Breakfast in Bed,
    Sleep in the Kitchen.

  7. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 10:30pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 12:55am UTC
    Me: Damn, I haven't been on Witty since last year

  9. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 11:40pm UTC
    I can't wait to spend the whole of 2013 on the internet again.

  10. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    Here's to 2012
    Full of smiles, laughs, tears, and screams.
    Well. It started off well. It slowly went downward as the year went by.
    But here’s to the fighting, the tears we cried.
    Here’s to the weddings, the children born.
    Here’s to bands and random strangers saving lives.
    Here’s to 2012.
    I honestly won’t miss you.
    But you changed me.
    2012.

  11. JudyBeautyActress JudyBeautyActress
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 3:29pm UTC
    In bed, it's 6AM,
    you close your eyes for 5 minutes,
    it's 7:45.
    At school, it's 1:30PM
    You close your eyes for 5 minutes
    It's 1:31.

  12. JudyBeautyActress JudyBeautyActress
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    What is Life?
    They say it's from B to D
    From Birth to Death
    But what's inbetween B and D?
    It's a "C" so what is a C?
    It is a Choice
    Our life is a matter of choices
    Live well, and it will never go wrong.

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 2:34pm UTC
    me: i don't like him
    me: i don't like him
    me: i don't like him
    me: i don't like him
    him: hi
    me: sweet jesus why are you perfect

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 2:53pm UTC
    ''am i right ladies''
    Y
    is the best way to end any post am i right ladies

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 2:04pm UTC
    Did you know that by
    spelling the english word
    SOCKS outloud, you are
    also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es,
    which means:
    “it is what is is”.

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 11:30pm UTC
    Directioners: I don't like Haylor
    Swifties: I don't like Haylor
    Brats: I don't like Haylor
    Every other fandom in existence: I don't like Haylor
    One Direction: I don't like Haylor
    Ed Sheeran: I don't like Haylor
    Harry Styles: I don't like Haylor
    Taylor Swift: OHMYGOSH WE'RE IN LOVE

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 1:51pm UTC
    today marks the 5 year anniversary
    since troy and gabriella
    met at the ski lodge can
    we have a moment of silence
    format jimmy365

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    On Sunday December 17, 2012, 2 days after the Connecticut shooting,
    a man went into a restaurant in San Antonio to kill his ex-girlfriend. After he shot her, most people in the restaurant fled next door to a theater. The gunman followed them and entered the theater so he could shoot more people. He started shooting and people in the theater started running and screaming. It's like the Aurora, Colorado theater story plus a restaurant.
    Now aren't you wondering why this isn't a lead story in the national media along with the school shooting?
    There was an off duty county deputy at the theater. She pulled out her gun and shot the man 4 times before he had a chance to kill anyone.
    So, since this story makes the point that the best thing to stop a bad person with a gun is a good person with a gun, the media is treating it like it never happened.
    Only the local media covered it. The city is giving her a medal next week.
    Just thought you'd like to know.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. FranFewster98 FranFewster98
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    *Watching The Hunger Games with dad*
    Dad: Why is she screaming?
    Dad: Is that Kateniss?
    Me: It's Katniss...
    Dad: Where is she going?
    Dad: Who's that?
    Me: Gale... Now shhhh!
    Dad: Is that Pitta?
    Me: It's Peeta...
    Dad: Where are they going?
    Dad: Why do those people look funny?
    Dad: Pitta's ugllllaaayyyyyy
    Me: He's beautiful... And it's Peeta..
    Dad: What's that metal thing?
    Dad: Why are they killing eachother?
    Dad: Where's Pitta?
    Me: It's Peeta...
    Dad: Why does sue die?
    Me: It's Rue...
    Dad: Who killed Sue? I liked her...
    Dad: Why does Pitta have sh#t on his face?
    Dad: Why are they going into the cave?
    Dad: Why is Pitta and Kateniss so sweaty and muddy?
    Me: It's Peeta and Katniss...
    Dad: Ohhh, KATENISS AND PITTA SITTING IN THE TREE K.I.S.S.I.N.G
    Me: Shut up.... IT'S THE CAVE SCENE!
    Dad: Where's Kateniss going?
    Dad: Who's that running?
    Dad: Who's that girl with the knives?
    Dad: Oh no! Kateniss is going to get killed!
    Dad: Yay, Kateniss got the food!
    Me: It's medicine... And it's K.A.T.N.I.S.S
    Dad: Why is Pitta smearing her blood everywhere?
    Dad: Why is Kateniss scared of berries?
    Dad: What are those dog things?
    Dad: Why are they so ugly?
    Dad: Who's that blonde bloody guy?
    Dad: What is Pitta pointing at???
    Dad: Why did Kateniss shoot him?
    Dad: Does Pitta die? I hope he does... He's UUGGLLLLAAAAYYYYY
    Me: Shut up! He is amazing!
    Dad: What are those beads?
    Dad: So who won?
    Dad: HAHA! PITTA DOESN'T HAVE A CROWN!
    Dad: Why is Crane Fisher going into that room?
    Me: Is Seneca Crane...
    Dad: Does Crane Fisher have to eat the scary beads?
    Dad: I like that guy... Ale right?
    Me:Gale...
    Dad: Poor Pitta
    *Film ends*
    Dad: That was a really good film Fran! Much better than Harris Plotter :D
    Me: F.......M.......L........
    True story...

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