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  1. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    I think I'm this weird so I could make up for my lack of talent. ♥

  2. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Life is so much more
    fun when you stop worrying
    about what people think about you.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  3. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    The thing that keeps me going is
    knowing that in ten years
    none of this will matter

  4. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    And the sad thing is
    every time something
    Good is going on I'm always
    afraid that something bad is gonna happen
    Because everytime something
    good happens its followed by
    Something terrible
    every single time.
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  5. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    you're popular now?
    What will you be in twenty years?
    A hooker?
    Oh, was that harsh?
    Maybe you'll work at McDonald's.
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  6. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    Everybody's got a dark side,
    Do you love me ?
    Can you love mine?
    Nobody's a picture perfect
    But we're worth it
    You know that we're worth it
    -Kel ly Clarkson Dark Side

  7. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    The only time I think of good qoutes is at three o'clock in the morning.

  8. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 5:01pm UTC
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    WHEN you say something, but as soon as you say it you're like I'm sorry that was such an awkward thing to say.
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  9. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 12:25pm UTC
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    WHEN I'M ANGRY I TURN INTO THE MOST SARCASTIC B/TCH THAT RULED THE PLANET..
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  10. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    Its werid to
    t hink one day
    this is just going to be a memory.
    Something happening right now will just be
    a memory.
    Going to school will just be a memory.
    The friends you have now will just be a memory.
    The clothes you wear now will just be a memory.
    Your crush will just be a memory.
    The fights will just be a memory.
    All those times your mom made you food will just be a memory.
    Everything will one day just be a memory
    because in the end we all die.
    Have you ever just sat there and thought about that?

  11. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 7:52pm UTC
    mr_moseby started following you
    Well I guess I can't run around in the lobby anymore.....

  12. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 4:58pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you realize Sasha
    Pieterse (Alison DiLaurentis) also played Marissa
    (Sharkboy and Lavagirl, the teacher's daughter) and it took you 3 seasons of Pretty Little Liars to notice
    n m f

  13. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    When someone calls you mature
    and you're like are you high or something?
    format credit D0ri20

  14. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    when you realize you ment abousletly nothing to him
    and he has a new girl to lead on

  15. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    If i was a bird I know who I
    would sh/t on.
    n m q / n m f

  16. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 8:00pm UTC
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  17. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    When you think of a really good qoute
    but your about to go to sleep so you're like nah I'll remember it tomorrow and then when you wake up you're like
    I you don't rememeber it.
    Then you sit there rambling like a weirdo about it.
    Format: twilightgirl995

  18. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    The nicest people are the ones
    That have been through the most
    (OneDirection)

  19. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Home Alone:
    Me: People always say that when they're home alone they blast music and sing along is it bad that I just sit here and eat everything in my kitchen.
    Me: oh well im gonna eat everything any way
    Me: haha i should lose some weight
    Me: lol jk I love food way too much
    Me: OMG what if i could fly, that would be fun and then i could drop things on people i dont like, BAM! How did you like that brick on your head b*tch?!
    Me: haha who am i kidding thts never gonna happen or will it?
    Me: man that would be fun and then no one would ever be able to catch me
    Me: RIGHT NEMO! (my dog) NEMO! NEMO YOU KNOW I'M AN AMAZING OWNER
    Me: ARE YOU ALIVE!? ohh no dont die nemo you're my bffl, oh whew your just sleeping that was a close one.
    Me: I wonder what the neighbors think of me?
    Me: probably that they"re so lucky to live next door to such an amazing person
    Me: seems legit.
    Me: hey where did my flowery shirt go hmm did it go to narnia without me again!
    Me: but i just got it, maybe if i sing it will reappear HEY BOY YOU NEVER HAD MUCH GAME THOUGHT I NEEDED TO UPGRADE, SO I WENT AND WALKED AWAY AY AY.
    Me: i need to revaluate my life.

  20. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    Me playing hard to get : *to afraid to say hi*

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