Home Alone:
Me: People always say that when they're home alone they blast music and sing along is it bad that I just sit here and eat everything in my kitchen.
Me: oh well im gonna eat everything any way
Me: haha i should lose some weight
Me: lol jk I love food way too much
Me: OMG what if i could fly, that would be fun and then i could drop things on people i dont like, BAM! How did you like that brick on your head b*tch?!
Me: haha who am i kidding thts never gonna happen or will it?
Me: man that would be fun and then no one would ever be able to catch me
Me: RIGHT NEMO! (my dog) NEMO! NEMO YOU KNOW I'M AN AMAZING OWNER
Me: ARE YOU ALIVE!? ohh no dont die nemo you're my bffl, oh whew your just sleeping that was a close one.
Me: I wonder what the neighbors think of me?
Me: probably that they"re so lucky to live next door to such an amazing person
Me: seems legit.
Me: hey where did my flowery shirt go hmm did it go to narnia without me again!
Me: but i just got it, maybe if i sing it will reappear HEY BOY YOU NEVER HAD MUCH GAME THOUGHT I NEEDED TO UPGRADE, SO I WENT AND WALKED AWAY AY AY.
Me: i need to revaluate my life.