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  1. thefruitbowl thefruitbowl
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    & she wants to be a dancer, but he has got a picture on his wall and its a sailor in a new port every night...

  2. thefruitbowl thefruitbowl
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    *talking to my friend on the phone*
    Me: so, do you think he still has a crush on me?
    Friend: hmm...... I don't know.... well, you know what I always say
    Me: Oh no....
    Friend: Boys never stop crushing unless you kill someone
    Me: ._.

  3. thefruitbowl thefruitbowl
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 8:32am UTC
    *60 degrees outside*
    Everyone: Oh I guess its getting close to fall...
    Meanwhile, in Florida....
    Floridians: OH MA GOSH ITS 60 DEGREES WE NEED OUR HEAVIEST JACKETS AND SCARVES AND HATS AND DON'T FORGET YOUR MITTENS! OR BETTER YET- DONT GO OUTSIDE AT ALL!!!! LET'S JUST ACCEPT THE FACT THAT WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

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