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thecookie1997
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 11:50am UTC

I love everything about you.
The way you hold my hand, the way you give me a hug goodbye everyday, the way you say that you want to help me. Everything.
Your more amazing then you know.

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thecookie1997
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September 17, 2012 12:03am UTC

I am so ready to give up. I have no one left.
"It will get better." Every one says.
But it hasn't.
Its worse.
So much worse.

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 5:25pm UTC

Wanna lose weight?
Here’s a good Diet Plan:
Stop eating that sh*t.
Get off your lazy a$$,
and get a little exercise.

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thecookie1997
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August 24, 2012 5:16pm UTC

The Worst Feeling:
Seeing a cop car make a u-turn behind you.

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thecookie1997
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August 20, 2012 9:22pm UTC

Awkward moment when you realize every house has a particular smell, but you can’t even smell the one at your house.

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 9:20pm UTC

Admit it. You've made the duck face before.
With pringles.

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 9:18pm UTC

Being fat
=
Lowers your chance of being kidnapped.

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 9:10pm UTC

I think I've finally had enough
I think I maybe think too much

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thecookie1997
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August 4, 2012 8:35pm UTC

"If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all."
Mimes must be the most hateful people on earth then.

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 8:27pm UTC

You know who's beautiful?
Don't read the first word again, the answer is me.

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 8:50pm UTC

Me: Hey i just fuucked you.
Me: And this is crazy.
Me: But you didn't wear a condom.
Me: And we're having a baby.
Him: What?!?
Me: jk i'm on the pill
Him: oh my god...

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thecookie1997
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July 30, 2012 12:21pm UTC

If you have someone following you that is ugly, they are a stalker.
If the person is hot, they are your secret admirer.

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 12:18pm UTC

Yelling someone’s name in different voices until they finally hear you

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 5:08pm UTC

Only one person in the whole world has ever told me that they love me.
And i love him back.

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 5:05pm UTC

Only one person in the whole world has ever told me that they love me.
And i love him back.

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 7:20pm UTC

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 7:08pm UTC

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 4:50pm UTC

Peoples reaction to an empty pen:
5% Calmly gets a new one.
95% Scribble, scribble, scribble

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 4:33pm UTC

Ok, but where in the world is
Carmen San Diego?

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thecookie1997
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July 18, 2012 5:38pm UTC

That scary moment when your teacher says that they’re gonna start calling on random people.

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