theawkwardauthor

Status: Aaron Tveit is the most amazing human being ever to grace this planet.

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Birthday: May 13

Location: Hogwarts

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I'm a bisexual teenage girl obsessed with Harry Potter, Witty Profiles, and cats. I'm socially awkward and antisocial, but somehow I managed to make (very few) friends.

If anybody ever wants to talk about something, PLEASE know that you can talk to me, even though I'm just this random person on the internet.

theawkwardauthor
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July 1, 2013 3:45pm UTC

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theawkwardauthor
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June 16, 2013 4:14pm UTC

I didn't choose the thug life, my mom signed the permission slip because she thought it would be a good opportunity for me to make new friends

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theawkwardauthor
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June 9, 2013 5:54pm UTC

Plot twist: Somebody on Tumblr steals a quote from Witty.

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June 2, 2013 6:39pm UTC

Want to know what I hate? When people try to startle me on purpose. Just because they know I'm easily startled. And then when I whip around and scream and practically start crying, they laugh.
And want to know what else I hate? When people try to forcibly hug me. I. Don't. Fuucking. Like. Hugs. Okay? And I'd appreciate it if people would stop making fun of me for not liking being touched.
Want to know what I hate the most? When people don't understand that even tiny things like being touched can trigger an anxiety attack. Okay? Rant over. Sorry.

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theawkwardauthor
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May 25, 2013 1:10pm UTC

If you're ever feeling immature just remember that one time my mom bought these really fluffy towels and I invited all my friends over and we spent literally ten hours just playing with fluffy towels and pretending to be superheroes and napping

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theawkwardauthor
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May 24, 2013 5:23pm UTC

Do you wake up in the morning and need help to lift your head?
Do you read obituaries and feel jealous of the dead?
It's like living on a cliffside not knowing when you'll dive.
Do you know, do you know what it's like to die alive?

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theawkwardauthor
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May 24, 2013 5:05pm UTC

It only hurts when I breathe
It only hurts when I try
It only hurts when I think
It only hurts when I cry
It only hurts when I work
It only hurts when I play
It only hurts when I move
It only hurts when I say,
It's just another day

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May 18, 2013 10:40am UTC

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May 13, 2013 4:13pm UTC

OH MY GOD THE WITTY BANNER DOES LIGHT UP WITH CATS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW THANK YOU STEVE

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theawkwardauthor
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May 13, 2013 4:10pm UTC

Person: Happy birthday!
Me: You, too!
Five minutes later: Well f**ck...

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theawkwardauthor
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May 12, 2013 5:10pm UTC

NEW Tag your quote with categories
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Oh Steve, you know us so well. :)

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theawkwardauthor
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May 12, 2013 5:08pm UTC

Please stop the world, I want to get off.

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May 12, 2013 11:46am UTC

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May 11, 2013 10:24am UTC

Why do I read so much?
That's an interesting question.
Maybe it's because reading about the sexual tension between Ron and Hermione distracts me from the whole issue of being in love with a girl who will never love me back.
Maybe it's because the courage of Tris and Tobias makes me belive that maybe, some day, I could be as good as they are.
Maybe it's because Grantaire makes me believe that even the most pessimistic, sullen people have hope somewhere inside them. And Enjolras reminds me that even the strongest people have some weakness.
Maybe it's because Augustus Waters reminds me to be brave and intelligent, no matter what odds are against you.
Or maybe it's just because the people in books are so much better than the people who actually exist.
So the next time you tell me to stop reading and make some friends, please just shut up and actually think of the reasons why I might be reading. And maybe try reading yourself and learn some lessons from the people in those books.

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theawkwardauthor
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April 28, 2013 2:31pm UTC

Just follow t he day
And reach for the sun

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March 30, 2013 1:32pm UTC

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March 27, 2013 8:12pm UTC

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March 27, 2013 8:04pm UTC

Omfg so many red equals signs :o So happy.

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March 23, 2013 11:56am UTC

School!
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Lose your motivation, happiness, inspiration and more!
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theawkwardauthor
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February 28, 2013 5:18pm UTC

Normal teenagers when they get in trouble: lol whatever
Me when I get in trouble: OH GOD I'M THE WORST PERSON ON THE PLANET. WHY DO MY PARENTS STILL HAVE ME? WHY DO I HAVE FRIENDS? I AM A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING. STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID IDIOT.

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