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  1. is_this_real_life* is_this_real_life*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 10:04pm UTC
    This should be a TV commercial:
    People p!ssing you off?
    Friends never acting like friends?
    Parents falsely accusing you of things you didnt do?
    Siblings sniching on you every chance you get?
    Well have I got the thing for YOU!
    Introducing.....
    MUSIC!!
    THE ONLY THING THAT WONT
    JUDGE YOU
    HURT YOU
    THE ONLY THING THAT YOU CAN RELY ON TO SAVE YOU FROM THE AWFUL PLACE THAT IS REALITY.

  2. is_this_real_life* is_this_real_life*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    "Screamo" "punk" and "emo" bands
    have reduced suicide rates by
    87%.
    Now tell me more about how this music is bad.

  3. is_this_real_life* is_this_real_life*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    And so i release you,
    with a full heart,
    for the love of him
    you once were.

  4. is_this_real_life* is_this_real_life*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    But I wont apoligise
    for being
    different.
    I can be who I am.
    -SWS

  5. is_this_real_life* is_this_real_life*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 8:36pm UTC
    They say that love is forever,
    your forever is all that i need.
    -SWS

  6. is_this_real_life* is_this_real_life*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    Pick 5 artists you love before answering these questions :
    1. Imagine Dragons 2. Owl City 3. Fall Out Boy 4. Parachute 5. The Downtown Fiction
    1. What was the first song you heard by 1? It's Time
    2. What is your favourite song by 5? i just wanna run or is anybody out there
    3. What kind of impact has 1 left on your life? a small one, just got into them a few months ago
    4. What are you favourite lyrics of 5? "im repeating myself. my words lost all meaning."
    5. How many times have you seen 4 live? Never:/
    6. What is your favourite song by 2? oh gosh.. take it all away or vanilla twilight
    7. When did you first get into 5? maybe a yearish ago
    8. How did you get into 3? I heard my songs know what you did in the dark and downloaded a bunch more songs and.. yeah!
    9. What is your favourite song by 4? all that i am
    10. Is there a song by 2 that makes you sad? vanilla twilight:,(
    11. What is your favourite song by 3? The Pheonix
    12. Which song do you dislike by 1? drive.

  7. is_this_real_life* is_this_real_life*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 6:03pm UTC
    Me: *hasn't listened to music today*
    Dog: *jumps on me*
    Me: go away no one likes you
    Mom: *messes up my hair and sings my favorite song*
    Me: no go away
    Sister: *breathes*
    Me: OH MY GOSH WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME WHAT THE HECK YOU ARE ALL SO ANNOYING CAN I JUST LEAVE NO WHAT'S BETTER YOU LEAVE BECAUSE I DON'T NEED YOU IN MY PRESENCE
    Mom: *uhm...*
    Sister: *cries*
    Dog: *tackles me with love*

  8. is_this_real_life* is_this_real_life*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 5:51pm UTC
    "I'M SO FAT"
    *eats ice cream, cookies, and candy all in one bowl*
    "I SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS"
    *gets a single blueberry from the fridge and eats it*
    "that's better"

  9. is_this_real_life* is_this_real_life*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    that awkward moment when you realise that no one's ever going to call you "mine"

  10. is_this_real_life* is_this_real_life*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 5:42pm UTC
    I just wanted to mention how amazing Fall Out Boy is. kbai

  11. is_this_real_life* is_this_real_life*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    So some guy in my class was all like
    "If people from Canada are called Canadians, what are people from America called?"
    We live in America.
    Me: *dies*

  12. is_this_real_life* is_this_real_life*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    Every thing you say is
    just
    a
    lie
    and now i'm leaving to the city where the people are
    awake
    to chase a dream that
    isn't
    real
    and we 'posed to be something
    that
    we're
    not
    just wanna change
    a lot
    and sign our name after the
    dot

  13. is_this_real_life* is_this_real_life*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    I never knew you'd mean so much to me.

  14. is_this_real_life* is_this_real_life*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    He Stopped Me
    Chapter 2
    "Wassup my homie dog," I hear coming from the window of my bedroom. I really should just keep it unlocked. "Liam, I have this thing called a door, and you do have a key, ya know." "But C, it's so much more fun climbing in!" said Liam. "Ya wanna come over to my crib? PSH, I know you want to, babe." And with that, he winked at me and tried to give me an epicly failed duck-faced kiss. "Don't call me babe!" I laughed and pushed him away. He smiled mockingly. I said, "And why do you even try to sound cool! You're such a goody two shoes, why do you act like this around me?" "Because I can," he said, more serious now. Maybe he was just pretending, though. "Or I thought I could." "Of course you can, you stupid block of wood! What would ever make you think you couldn't!" I exclaimed, and before I knew it, Liam and I were wrestling on the floor like we did when we were kids. Somehow, I ended up laying on the ground with him towering over me on all fours. We were smiling, like we used to. Like we always do.
    I snapped back to reality. "Ya know, I got a date for Friday night," I said, cautiously. Liam stood up and helped me up, and we sat on my bed. "With Michael?" He asked. I looked at him puzzled. I had never told him that I liked Michael. That was the only thing I kept away from him. "You can't hide your secrets forever, Clare. 8th grade, I think it was, when I figured it out," he said, sort of, out of it. He seemed.. Sad. "You know me so well. Are you okay with it? I mean..." I wasn't sure what to say. "I don't know. But I want your opinion. Should I go?"
    "Oh, totally! I'm happy for you, C," he said. He gave me a big hug. I got this feeling, this.. Tingly feeling. I wanted to stay in his arms forever. And I did, it seems. I woke up to see him with one of his arms around my body, the other one stroking my hair. We must have fallen asleep... Well... I must have fallen asleep. Maybe.. Maybe I should cancel my movie date.
    Hey wittians! I think I'm gonna change my format! I hope you liked this installment of He Stopped Me! What should I incorporate into the rest of the story? Comment your ideas below:) Oh, and BTW, this is all made up! This is NOT REAL. Hehehe, OK, byee

  15. is_this_real_life* is_this_real_life*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 12:04am UTC
    I wonder if I'm someone's crush...
    Lol nah.

  16. is_this_real_life* is_this_real_life*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 12:02am UTC
    I thought I was in love, but it was all in my head. He loved me, but I never really loved him. Does that make me feel good? No. But now I'm happier. Happier than I was with him.

  17. is_this_real_life* is_this_real_life*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 11:55pm UTC
    I really like him. Like, really. I just wanna give him a big hug and say hey dude, I have a crush on you!

  18. is_this_real_life* is_this_real_life*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 11:53pm UTC
    And they were all yellow.

  19. is_this_real_life* is_this_real_life*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    He Stopped Me
    Chapter 1
    My name is Clare. I'm 16 years old. My favorite color is red, but only because it's the color of the blood that flows from my upper arm. Yeah, I cut. Big deal. Don't judge. This is my story, so if you want to hurt my feelings, stop reading this. OK, here it goes.
    It was the first day of school since winter break. A Tuesday, in fact. I was wearing a sweatshirt with my theatre's emblem on it. And jeans. I always wear jeans. My best friend, Tabitha, showed up at my locker with a big smile on her face. "Guess who got a date for tomorrow night!?!" Tabby was always getting new boyfriends and breaking up with old ones. But hey, she was a theatre geek like me, so we hung out all the time. "Tabby, I love you, but you gotta stick to one guy." She laughed. "Clare, I wasn't talking about me, HE asked me to tell you that he wants to go to the movies with you!!!!! AHHH!!!"
    Like, what? She said HE. Like emphisized and everything. "M-m-m-ichael?" I studdered. "Duh! Dude, I already have your wedding planned out," said Tabitha. "I'm not going, Tabby." "What," she said. "What!?! C, this is the chance of a lifetime!! He likes you!" I think about this for a minute. "But I can barely talk to him. And what would Liam think?" Liam and I have been best friends practically since birth. "Pshh, Liam Shmeeyum. Who cares what he thinks? And you don't have to tell him." "Uhm, hello! I care! And we tell each other everything."
    Like really. I tell him when I'm on my period just so he steers clear of talking to me about anything that could make me mad. And he tells me what girls he has crushes on. Heck, I've helped him get a few chicks, too. But he's territorial. I have had one boyfriend, but he got tired of Liam always interrupting us 'on accident'. But still, I've liked Michael since the 7th grade when he pulled me under the tree in the park just to ask me about Tabitha. And he.. well, he smiled at me. I don't think he really wanted to know about Tabby's favorite color. I laughed. "OK, I guess... I guess I'll go."
    Hey guys! This is my first story! I hope you liked the first chapter. Write suggestions for the rest in the comments section:) I love writing love stories:) Haha, okie BYEEE!

  20. is_this_real_life* is_this_real_life*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    I like him. A lot. Like, a lot a lot. Like, if me and him were alone with aliens on mars and i could only take one specimen, i would take him. And i like science.

:)

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