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  1. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 2:41pm UTC
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  2. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    I wonder if I've already
    met the person I'm going to marry.

  3. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    & who else makes sure their favorite classes get the
    prettiest
    folders or binders?

    sorry, had to repost.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    At a party my mate got really drunk. So when he passed out we shaved his eyebrows off. He was really surprised!!
    But you couldn't tell...

  6. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    There was a question in my Biology test which asked us to, "Draw the female reproductive organ."
    As the exam was progressing, I saw a girl look between her legs,
    so I shouted at the top of my lungs, "Sir, she's copying!"

  7. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 2:31pm UTC
    Playing Catch Phrase with the people on my bus
    Me: * i have the catch phrase and the answer my team need to get is "week" *
    Me: 7 days in a ____
    Friend: Year.
    Me: WTF?

  8. droosiethepineapple droosiethepineapple
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 10:56am UTC
    .
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    wittying
    like a sir.
    Format by Breeze

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    At night,
    I lay here, with my mind cluttered with emotions.
    I’m unable to process my life through my head,
    so how am I supposed to move on with life in the real world?
    Thoughts of that one lover I can’t forget,
    thoughts of life and death,
    thoughts of my family & friends unable to leave my mind.
    For hours and hours at night, I ask my self “what ifs”.
    What if I never did this, or that.
    What if I never met this person?
    Would my life be better?
    I’m so lost.
    And the thing is,
    I’m lost in my own mind.

  10. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 5:23am UTC
    "we'd totally date a fan!"
    liam: dates famous dancer
    louis: dates gorgeous model
    zayn: hooks up with famous singer
    harry: hooks up with model
    niall: sits there and does nothing
    me: i love you niall

  11. IllFightForDestruction IllFightForDestruction
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 9:49am UTC
    T h e r e ' s a d i f f e r e n c e b e t e e n
    the house you live in .
    And the place you call
    home

  12. love's a wild thing ♔* love's a wild thing ♔*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    that moment when you realize
    that volcanoes are just angry mountains


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. bazinga bazinga
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 10:01am UTC
    Screaming "NOOO" when the teacher starts erasing the board when you're not done copying.

  15. abkamel* abkamel*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 11:19pm UTC
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  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    Math tells us of the 3 saddest love stories
    Of parallel lines, who were never meant to meet.
    Of tangent lines, who were together once then parted forever.
    And of asymptotes, who could only get closer and closer,
    but never could be together.

  17. AlDoWh_ AlDoWh_
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    It's really cute when guys say "no hug?"

  18. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 9:04pm UTC
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  19. love's a wild thing ♔* love's a wild thing ♔*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    how many times
    HAVE YOU HID BEHIND YOUR BEDROOM DOOR AND
    just broken down?

  20. Iluvudaniella Iluvudaniella
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    Watching spongebob
    Spongebob: Squidward..Can I talk to you for 1 second?
    Squidward: I don't know Spongebob that seems pretty long to me.

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