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  1. JirachiGirl JirachiGirl
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2014 11:44pm EST
    Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things.
    It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot.

  2. Gpc11 Gpc11
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    November 8, 2014 1:48pm EST
    Whenever I get a paper cut I take that paper and light it on fire in front a line of other papers just to show my dominance.

  3. _Jannette _Jannette
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    October 29, 2014 7:39pm EDT
    pros of wearing all black: looks so badasscons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

  4. Gpc11 Gpc11
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    October 4, 2014 9:29pm EDT
    My mom told me I need to be more feminine and see things from a woman's point of view for once..... So I looked out the kitchen window.

  5. HelloKittyy11 HelloKittyy11
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    October 19, 2014 5:01pm EDT
    neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me.
    if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck.. i will
    melt in your fingertips.

  6. laura* laura*
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    September 25, 2014 8:13pm EDT
    And then she told herself,
    “Stop being so weak. Grow up and get over it.”
    and then she never felt anything again

  7. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 5:44pm EDT
    if anyone is ever feeling down
    just remember someone cares.
    Not me, but someone.

  8. zoenikkole zoenikkole
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2014 4:33pm EDT
    your girlfriend could be as dumb as anything but the minute you start arguing she turns into a lawyer with a degree from cambridge

  9. Gpc11 Gpc11
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    September 21, 2014 2:07am EDT
    It's Jamaican hairstyle day at work tomorrow...I'm already dreading it.

  10. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
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    September 21, 2014 9:46am EDT
    A sass a day
    keeps the
    basics away

  11. capsized* capsized*
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    September 20, 2014 12:13am EDT
    boys in sweatpants with no underwear god grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can and the wisdom to know the difference amen


  12. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
    This quote does not exist.

  13. cassidawn cassidawn
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2014 6:02pm EDT
    im always suspicous of any one that finds me attractive

  14. capsized* capsized*
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    September 18, 2014 3:03pm EDT
    date me its for a school project

  15. theWalrus theWalrus
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    December 17, 2013 5:07pm EST
    If an old fat man with a white beard
    wakes you up in the middle of the night and puts you in a sack
    You should probably be afraid because I hired an assassin

  16. Gpc11 Gpc11
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    September 12, 2014 8:56pm EDT
    I'm writing a support book for men about not getting laid called, "50 Shades of Blue"

  17. Ashlee Nicole* Ashlee Nicole*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2014 9:15am EDT
    I wish that I could be like the cool kids...
    cause all the cool kids, they seem to fit in.

  18. Rebekah 💯❕* Rebekah 💯❕*
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    September 12, 2014 1:21pm EDT
    I'm cute as hellWhich is incidentally where I came from

  19. TheJokerHasArrived TheJokerHasArrived
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    September 7, 2014 7:37pm EDT
    "You should've come with us!"
    Well then.
    You should of invited me to come you filthy Muggle.

  20. capsized* capsized*
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    September 7, 2014 4:26pm EDT

    She was laughing even as we kissed and kissed again.There is no better taste than this: someone else’s laughter in your mouth.
    — Forever by Maggie Stiefvater

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