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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
man rugby's the bomb. What position? I'm a hooker
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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
sorry im hardcore creeping but are you playing rugby in that picture?
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beastt · 1 decade ago
yeah haha
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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
man rugby's the bomb. What position? I'm a hooker
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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
I don't know. Maybe some kind of bird. What is yours?
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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
I want to be a bird. Or maybe a shark.
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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
man dolphins are pretty cool. I wish I was a dolphin
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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
haha no problem. Mean girls is the bomb.
And I don't even know anymore.
Maybe a combination. A walwhal. Or a narrus?
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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
Thanks! My mind is tainted by all of the awesome sea creatures I wish I was.
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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
thanks :)
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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
there are just some things that have to be said lol
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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
haha I didn't even notice. It's my lucky day. I love your story though!
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*blushes* · 1 decade ago
Haha I think I wouldn't have noticed either xD
Aw thanks *-*
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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
I fear for my life.
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LetsEatWalruses · 1 decade ago
this comment made me spit milk out of my mouth :')
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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
me either haha it's a unicorn of the ocean as far as i'm concerned
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jojo* · 1 decade ago
thx for clearing that up for me haha
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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
thanks lol. I just made a happy whale with a unicorn horn. I like to pretend this is what narwhals actually look like.
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jojo* · 1 decade ago
oh i see im not the only one haha. when i saw it i was like "it looks like a narwhal"

tbh im not even sure what a narwhal is ahaha
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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
me either haha it's a unicorn of the ocean as far as i'm concerned
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jojo* · 1 decade ago
thx for clearing that up for me haha
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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
yup!
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jojo* · 1 decade ago
its so cute c:
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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
thanks lol. I just made a happy whale with a unicorn horn. I like to pretend this is what narwhals actually look like.
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jojo* · 1 decade ago
oh i see im not the only one haha. when i saw it i was like "it looks like a narwhal"

tbh im not even sure what a narwhal is ahaha
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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
me either haha it's a unicorn of the ocean as far as i'm concerned
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jojo* · 1 decade ago
thx for clearing that up for me haha
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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
thanks! I don't even know why it exists, but it pleases me
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jojo* · 1 decade ago
Np. Haha did you draw it?
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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
yup!
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jojo* · 1 decade ago
its so cute c:
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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
thanks lol. I just made a happy whale with a unicorn horn. I like to pretend this is what narwhals actually look like.
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jojo* · 1 decade ago
oh i see im not the only one haha. when i saw it i was like "it looks like a narwhal"

tbh im not even sure what a narwhal is ahaha
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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
me either haha it's a unicorn of the ocean as far as i'm concerned
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jojo* · 1 decade ago
thx for clearing that up for me haha
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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
man, what does walrus taste like?
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LetsEatWalruses · 1 decade ago
Very deliciousss
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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
I fear for my life.
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LetsEatWalruses · 1 decade ago
this comment made me spit milk out of my mouth :')
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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
yes o.o
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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
haha thank you. I never knew my quotes had the capability of inducing seizures, but I will take the compliment! Don't forget to breath
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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
THIS IS ABSURD. Of course narwhals exist. This woman should be ashamed of herself. My destiny is be stabbed by a narwhal. That is the way I die someday. I know it.
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ChocoTaco · 1 decade ago
OMG I know!! The whole class was like "Where have you been your whole life?" And lol I'll save you from being stabbed by any narwhals C:
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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
Thanks! And I mean narwhals are unicorns of the sea. So perfection is a pretty accurate word.
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ChocoTaco · 1 decade ago
They are pretty perfect. I love Narwhals. So I'm gonna tell you a pointless story about my English class. So we are reading The Call of the Wild in class. and the ship that the dog was on was called the Narwhal. But my teacher didn't think that Narwhals actually existed, but the class was telling her that they did. So she spent the whole class period looking up Narwhals. It was pretty fun ^-^
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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
THIS IS ABSURD. Of course narwhals exist. This woman should be ashamed of herself. My destiny is be stabbed by a narwhal. That is the way I die someday. I know it.
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ChocoTaco · 1 decade ago
OMG I know!! The whole class was like "Where have you been your whole life?" And lol I'll save you from being stabbed by any narwhals C:
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