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  1. thatrollingturd thatrollingturd
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 2:00am UTC
    today i
    thought of
    you, and
    not much else.

  2. thatrollingturd thatrollingturd
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 1:52am UTC
    You probably won't remember the things I won't forget.

  3. thatrollingturd thatrollingturd
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    1. Do you sleep in your bra? Sometimes
    2. Are you a Girly girl?erm..idunno..
    3. Are you short? GOD I WISH
    4. Small or big hand bags? small, i guess
    5. Do you like somebody? in the process of forgetting him.
    6. Do you care if your socks get dirty? Not really. I hate when they're wet.
    7. Are you double jointed? no
    8. Do you like Halloween? FREE CANDY. DUH.
    9. Where is the weirdest place you've slept? school, i would suppose:3
    10. Has anyone touched/smacked your !@#$%^&* in the past week? no...
    11. Do you call anybody by their last name? no
    GIRLS BE HONEST...
    12. What colour is the bra your wearing? ..black, i think
    13. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? dun really care
    14. Are you currently frustrated with a guy? quite.
    15. Do you have a best friend? Yessir
    16. Have you ever had your heart broken? you could say that.
    17. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? yea
    18. Do you like your life? sometimes
    19. Have you ever jumped in a pool with your clothes on? Yes
    20. Do you have more friends that are girls or guys? girls, unfortunately
    21. How long have you had your Facebook? like three years
    22. Have you ever slapped a guy on the face? lololol yep.
    23. What are your biggest fears? gaining weight, being alone, drowning, sharks, poeple.
    24. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? yes many many many many times
    25. Have you ever not been able to get someone off your mind? ya
    26. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? yeah.
    27. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater"? sure
    28. Do you ever wish you were famous? no
    29. Are you currently missing someone? -___-
    30. Who are you texting right now? no one
    THIS OR THAT ...
    31. Hat or beanie? beanie
    32. Beach or park? Beachhhhhhhh
    33. Sweet or sexy? Bothh.
    34. Eyeliner or mascara? mascara
    35. Pink or black? black
    36. Skirts or Jeans? jeans.
    37. Pumps or flats? vans.
    38. Leggings or socks? i like bothhh
    39. Hoodies or jackets? Hoodies
    40. Heels or sneakers? sneakers. but i like heels too
    41. Straight or curly hair? i like curly, but my hairs pin straight.-___-
    42. White or black? black
    43. Smoothies or lattes? botthhhhh
    44. Diet or regular soda? reg.
    45. Water or daiquiris? dafuq is daiquiris.
    46. Pearls or diamonds? Diamonds
    47. iPod or Phone? ipod
    48. Friends or family? depends on mi mood.
    49. Lip gloss or lipstick? lipstick
    50. Manicure or pedicure? Pedicure
    51. Tank tops or shirts? shirt, i guess
    52. Big or small sunglasses? Big

  4. thatrollingturd thatrollingturd
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    f e e t t o g e t h e r , t h i g h s a p a r t .
    f e e t t o g e t h e r , t h i g h s a p a r t .
    f e e t t o g e t h e r , t h i g h s a p a r t .
    mf/mq

  5. thatrollingturd thatrollingturd
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    i remember the exact reason and moment for every scar like it was yesterday.

  6. thatrollingturd thatrollingturd
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 11:04pm UTC
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    Yeah, you bleed just to know you're alive.
    ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬
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  7. thatrollingturd thatrollingturd
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 9:56pm UTC
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  8. thatrollingturd thatrollingturd
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 7:44pm UTC
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    I'm sorry, I can't see
    that you truly loved me.

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  9. thatrollingturd thatrollingturd
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    Just in case, not just in time,
    I don't ever make it outta here alive;
    I know I'll try for the rest of my life to make it up to you.
    If they're all right, then I'm insane to ever wanna walk through this again.
    So what's a couple bottles of wine between me & the fall?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  10. thatrollingturd thatrollingturd
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    Just in case, not just in time-
    No I was never really over this, or fine.
    That I was really content to spend the rest of my life to take a final breath for you.

  11. thatrollingturd thatrollingturd
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    You can assume that I am here and on my own,
    You can assume I've figured out the road's too short to walk alone.
    Now I can't do it by myself you know I won't.

  12. thatrollingturd thatrollingturd
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    ❒ Taken
    ❒ Single
    ✔ dropping out of society to live among cats.

  13. thatrollingturd thatrollingturd
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 11:46pm UTC
    And its hard enough to watch him leave me
    Harder still to stay awake
    I guess I'll never be in love
    I guess I'll never know someday.

  14. thatrollingturd thatrollingturd
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 11:42pm UTC
    why guys have such a high interest in boobs.
    I mean seriously, it's a giant ball of fat that hangs off of a girls' chest.
    How is that attractive?
    &now i'm hurting him?
    My how the tables have turned.
    nmf/mq

  15. thatrollingturd thatrollingturd
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    And on this road,
    And in this place,
    I promised I would never play it safe.
    And now you're gone,
    It feels so wrong.
    Just like before, I'll move on.

  16. thatrollingturd thatrollingturd
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    Love's just a game that two people play
    No matter who you think wins, the outcomes always the same
    Before I pick up my strength to leave-
    With all those things that you said but never ever do
    This love Im tryin' hard to understand
    To understand this love, this game called love.

  17. thatrollingturd thatrollingturd
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 11:09pm UTC
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  18. thatrollingturd thatrollingturd
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    that pschycedelic moment
    when all your 11:11 wishes come true at the same time
    i follow back!

  19. thatrollingturd thatrollingturd
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    yesterday, my friend called kellin quinn ugly.
    i ended up walking home..

  20. thatrollingturd thatrollingturd
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    me:*reaches over laptop to play a song*
    friend: what are you doing?
    me:putting on music.
    friend:ew. nobody here cares about your stupid screaming sh/t.
    me:
    friend:
    me:
    friend:
    me:
    cat:
    kellin quinn:
    obama:
    jesus:
    chewbacca:
    chuck norris:
    the pope:
    me:
    friend:
    me:i'm going home

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