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Wheeling · 1 decade ago
How can I ever own what's mine, when you're always taking sides?
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seafoam* · 1 decade ago
I can't win your losing fight, all the time.
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BriBri27 · 1 decade ago
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse This isthefinal case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight no send backs!

Don't mean to scare anyone
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bre_woof · 1 decade ago
I love this song so much.
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thatrollingturd · 1 decade ago
way. have you heard sleeping with sirens cover it?
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liisaniicole19 · 1 decade ago
killer song(;
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italiangirl3 · 1 decade ago
I'm right with you!
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ThatShyGirl · 1 decade ago
Warrior(;
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sofigarcia · 1 decade ago
LOLOLOL I'm from costa rica and I know that feel bro..
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LaureeeenN · 1 decade ago
Omggg, this actually made me laught out loud .
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Livy* · 1 decade ago
You know we all have our girl crushes. Embrace your girl crush!
-Jenna Marblesā™„
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thatrollingturd · 1 decade ago
lolol i live in ny:3
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moll :)* · 1 decade ago
me too!!! i hate all of them and i dont have a best friend!! :P everyone i met on witty so far is amazing but one person, and now i wish i live in new york city :P
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thatrollingturd · 1 decade ago
uhh what do i have to do after i "sponser" you?

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katiebug1115 · 1 decade ago
Okay, sorry if you consider this spam, but I need your help. I'm participating in a "Witty Hunger Games" and I need sponsors. Will you pretty, pretty please sponsor me. All it takes is one simple comment to TuckersGirl saying you want to sponsor katiebug1115. Please? Okay, if you do, thanks soooo much! If you don't, I understand that not everybody is interested in this. But if you can, I would like you to sponsor me. Thank you.
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