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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    STOP.
    BREATHE.
    CRY IF YOU MUST.

  2. Common Teenager* Common Teenager*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    Me: Refreshes Witty
    Internet: Sorry, this server is down
    Me: no
    Me: refreshes
    Me: refreshes
    Me: refreshes
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Witty: loads
    Witty: *is completely different*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Obama:
    A cookie:
    the wind:
    Spongebob:
    A training bra:
    A hollister model:
    Me: I have no recollection of this place

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    me: could i have a large
    lady at starbucks: Oh, do you mean a venti?
    me: can we not do this

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    "can i ask you a question?"
    and BAM, just like that everything you have ever done wrong in your life flashes before your eyes.

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    I have always wondered
    if anyone notices me, when I’m walking
    or doing something.
    I wonder if I make someone else’s heart skip a beat,
    that someone who wants to talk to me
    or if someone falls asleep at night
    while thinking about me.
    Someone who appreciates my existence.
    I just wonder.

  6. Feuerchen Feuerchen
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    One day, fridges will take revenge.
    They will open our bedroom door every 10 minutes, stare at us blankly and then just close it again without a word.

  7. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 9:41am UTC
    Softly, he'll ask me once more."Is it getting that bad again?" Worry laced within his voice, a worry that made my gut chrun in silent guilt; a guilt that was threatening to consume me. Silently I shrugged, not sure how to answer that. Because, that's what he—no one—seems to get. It's not getting that bad again, because it never got better. It's not a high and low thing, there are no more good and bad days. There's bad days and there are unbearable days. It's a constant struggle just to keep going. But, "I'm doing alright, I guess." is all that I say.


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  9. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    & Even If I Did
    Have the perfect hair,
    The amazing body,
    The amazing boyfriend,
    The perfect grades,
    The best personality,
    The most expensive clothes,
    The most normal family,
    & The best social life,
    I Still Wouldn't Be Happy.

  10. AlyssaLovesYou AlyssaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    Some scars are beautiful.
    They remind us how we heal as we endure.

  11. Teap0ts Teap0ts
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    I'm currently in this long confusing process of figuring out who I am and what I want to do in my life.

  12. NEM0 NEM0
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    suddenly it hits you.
    that mood.
    all you want is to be home.
    all you want is a hug.
    your throat closes up.
    your mind shudders.
    you want a big glass of water.
    you want to sit down and curl up into a ball.
    you want to just cry.
    and the worst part?
    you have no idea what made you feel this way.

  13. sheyannadawn72* sheyannadawn72*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    sometimes, it hurts more to smile in front of everyone than to cry all alone.

  14. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    Me in PE
    me: oh, there goes the ball
    me: along with all the f*cks i give

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    I keep thinking
    maybe one day you’re just going to randomly text me
    and tell me all the feelings you’ve been hiding.
    Like, the same ones I have.
    That you remember all the cute things we said
    and that you miss everything.
    That you’ll just text me and tell me I’m the one you want.
    The one you keep thinking about.
    Just anything that would still give me
    the slightest bit of hope.

  16. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 2:25pm UTC
    I love unmade beds.
    I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be anything but honest in that moment.
    I love the look in people’s eyes when they realize they’re in love.
    I love the way people look when they first wake up and they’ve forgotten their surroundings.
    I love the gasp people take when their favorite character dies.
    I love when people close their eyes and drift to somewhere in the clouds.
    I fall in love with people and their honest moments all the time.
    I fall in love with their breakdowns and their smeared makeup and their daydreams.
    Honesty is just too beautiful to ever put into words.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. Arcade1012 Arcade1012
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 1:41pm UTC
    Sometimes I wonder,
    what would happen if I told you everything.


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  20. Mylittlesparklypinkdress Mylittlesparklypinkdress
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    When everything is just going right and you're finally happy

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