thatguytimmy

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Hi I'm Timmy, I'm just that guy that you walk past on the street and don't really notice. Then suddenly I will be in your life and I hope that witty will bring me together with every one :)

thatguytimmy
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 2:19pm UTC

So now you freaking want to get back together?
WTF

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thatguytimmy
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 2:45pm UTC

Seriously?
You really sunk that low?!
I feel like I don't know you any more, we were so close before, you told me everything and I did the same and then HE came. You decided he was better. You know what? He was my best friend, he moved to stay with me when his mom went into hospital coz he had no other family and two weeks into when he was staying I caught you in bed with him. My best friend and my girl friend. And now this. Any now f/()king this?! So I broke up with you and now I'm the bad guy? I'm the one that your going round spreading rumours about. Well guess what? None of those rumours are true. And yeah, if you people from my school are on here now reading this all because I told her about this private place where I share everything, all of my worries, and when we broke up she sent a text round everyone in the school saying to check out my profile. What the hell is wrong with you. This place is private. This place is not for the people from my school to see. Any one who thinks that they can read all of my quotes and use them against me then they are wrong. Seriously guys, get lost.
Sorry everyone, rant over.

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thatguytimmy
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 5:12am UTC

Timmy is back(;

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thatguytimmy
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 4:47am UTC

Hey everyone havent been on for so long! Wow witty looks different, come talk to me ;)

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thatguytimmy
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May 14, 2012 2:51pm UTC

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thatguytimmy
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 11:51am UTC

I asked her out today.
She said no.
I feel like it's not worth it anymore.
Her smile, her laugh, her walk.
Just her I can't stop thinking about.

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thatguytimmy
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 12:51pm UTC

Boy: imma go to sleep.
Girl: ok
Boy: i love you
Girl: i love you too bye
*hangs up*
...Girl sends text to boy saying "i dont want you to go"
Girl's phone rings
Girl: hello?
Boy: i decided you were more important than sleep :)
nmq

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thatguytimmy
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 12:46pm UTC

this is how I imagine the future:
"Dad will you help me upgrade my spaceship? My iphone 10456 isn't working and my Sims 300 isn't doing what it should be. Hey can you turn the radio up, Seven Direction's new song is amazing!"

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thatguytimmy
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 12:41pm UTC

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
I put u and i together
yeah but you misspelled desperate.
NotMyQuote/NotMyFormat

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thatguytimmy
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 12:32pm UTC

Me: Hey, listen. I was you know...just wondering if you'd like to be my girlfriend?
Her: Um no.
Me: oh my god ha ha it was a dare sucka! laters.
itwasn'tadare):

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thatguytimmy
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 12:29pm UTC

50 faves and I'll tell her she's cute,
100 faves and I'll tell her how I feel about her,
150 I will ask her out
200 I will tell her I love her.
♥

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thatguytimmy
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 11:16am UTC

you think he is not looking at you?
Trust me, I'm looking at you babe.

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thatguytimmy
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 1:31pm UTC

Money doesn't buy you happness
But it pays my internet connection
which is the same thing♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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thatguytimmy
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 1:28pm UTC

Boy #1: Hey wanna come over?
Boy #2: Sorry man, I got grounded
so I can't.
Boy #1: What'd you do?
Boy #2: I got in a fight with my mom and she said "Son of a b*tch!" and I yelled "HELL YES I AM!"
nmq.

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thatguytimmy
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 1:24pm UTC

I want to make some witty friends for life, so I want to introduce myself without any interruptions.
My name is Timmy and I didn't know whether to put this but I'm a model.
But I get hate and called a fake, so if you think I am, keep it to yourself, because I don't want to
get hated on, I'm here to be fun and happy.
I'm from the USAAAA man and I love tennis, baseball and my friends.
If you want to follow me, leave me a comment or whatever.
Tim x

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thatguytimmy
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 10:54am UTC

What if rappers rapped
about nice things?
Its like, "GIRL IMMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND...
give them to that homeless person because he's cold.."

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thatguytimmy
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 10:52am UTC

So I heard you like bad boys...
-Yeah
-Well not to brag, but I eject my USB without removing it safely.
nmq.

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thatguytimmy
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 10:48am UTC

If strippers are now called exotic dancers...
Then all drug dealers should be referred to as exotic pharmacists.
nmq

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thatguytimmy
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 10:45am UTC

Everybody has that best friend that:
- turns everything dirty
- finds everyone hott
- has b*tchy comebacks
- eats like a pig and gains no weight
- is always soo pretty
- swears too much
- has a funny laugh
- never gets embarrassed
- dances like no one is watching
- always has a kinky winky story to tell
nmq.

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thatguytimmy
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 10:40am UTC

Hello Operator, does Heaven have a phone number?
Mommy went to Heaven, but I need her here today,
My tummy hurts and I fell down,
I need her right away,
Operator can you tell me how to find her in this book.
Is heaven in the yellow part, I don't know where to look.
I think my daddy needs her too
, at night I hear him cry.
I hear him call her name sometimes,
but I really don't know why.
Maybe if I call her,
she will hurry home to me.
Is Heaven very far away,
is it across the sea?
She's been gone a long, long time
she needs to come home now!
I really need to reach her,
but I simply don't know how.
Help me find the number please,
is it listed under "Heaven"?
I can't read these big big words,
I am only seven.
I'm sorry operator,
I didn't mean to make you cry,
Is your tummy hurting too,
or is there something in your eye?
If I call my church maybe they will know Mommy
said when we need help that's where we should go.
I found the number to my church tacked up on the wall.
Thank you operator,
I'll give them a call
notminebutgodblessthislittleboy
facebook(c)

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