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  1. thelongestusernameonwittyprofilespossiblyunlesssomeonesislongerisanyoneslongeridontthinksohahathatwouldbeprettyhardbecausethisoneisprettydarnlong thelongestusernameonwittyprofilespossiblyunlesssomeonesislongerisanyoneslongeridontthinksohahathatwouldbeprettyhardbecausethisoneisprettydarnlong
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 7:27pm UTC
    Those commercials;
    [Insert Drug Here] is amazing! My life has been so much better and now I can finally smile.
    Side effects may include internal bleeding, severe pain, and death. Use with caution.

  2. KodacJason KodacJason
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    I saw a guy at a store begging for money for food.
    People just stared at him and gave him dirty looks,
    so I walked up to him and gave him $10.
    He looked at me, gave me a big a hug, and
    went to go put the money in a Salvation Army bucket.

  3. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    private jokes
    that actually lasted, along with the friendships that stayed.

  4. silentorchestra silentorchestra
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 6:01pm UTC
    I'm the type of girl that:
    When I attempt to clean up my room, I either end up just making a bigger mess, or playing with the stuff I thought I lost.

  5. lines lines
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    PLEASE HELP ME!
    I'M DOING A RESEARCH PROJECT
    AGAINST BULLYING
    WE NEED TO SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE IS AGAINST IT
    PLEASE PLEASE FAVE IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE!!!!
    This will appear on my research please help:(!


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  8. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 7:48pm UTC
    I don't make mistakes.
    >> I JUST DATE THEM.

  9. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    My mama always said,
    ///////////////// "Life's like a box of chocolates.
    YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET."
    -Forrest Gump.


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  11. lillyann_13 lillyann_13
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 12:50pm UTC
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  12. guayzzyo guayzzyo
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 12:52pm UTC
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    Friend: Hey, did you get a haircut?
    Me: No, no. I just dyed the tips invisible..
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  14. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 8:57pm UTC
    She hardly eats,
    And never sleeps.
    Makeup stays on,
    Her confidence? Gone.
    So much beauty,
    Can't you see?
    She just can't live up,
    To what you want
    her to be.
    credit to jess96

  15. fatassmuffin fatassmuffin
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 12:07pm UTC
    a relationship without trust
    is like a phone with no service. and what do you do with a phone with no service? you play games.

  16. KodacJason KodacJason
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 5:13pm UTC
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  17. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    You think you "understand" ?
    You think you know what it's like
    to wake up, and have nothing
    to live for?
    You think you can imagine feeling empty?
    You don't understand.
    You never will.

  18. ilovehockeybaby ilovehockeybaby
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    P
    Suicide...My story.
    ❤ - ❤ - ❤
    Please take time to read my story, it's worth it, I promise.
    I'm a 15 year old sophomore, barely able to breathe anymore.
    I get dizzy, my head hurts, I can't focus. My mind is completely
    foggy. I'm numb, but e v e r y t h i n g hurts. I think about
    everything, but I think about nothing at the same time. I can
    barely stand. My heart gets a little heavier each day. I blame
    myself for what happened. I let my 20 year old, older sister
    slip through my fingers. I should've known. I should've known that
    she was hurting. She meant EVERYTHING to me, she was the
    only person that I loved more than life itself. She was my
    bestfriend, my big sister, my 2nd mom. I told her anything and
    everything that was on my mind. There isn't one thing in this world
    that I didn't tell her. She protected me when I was younger from my
    dad. He used to verbally and emotionally abuse us. So she would
    take me into her room and hug me while I cried. She would leave
    to go get us snacks when we got hungry. She would color with me,
    watch TV with me, anything just to keep me busy. She would let me
    sleep with her when I was scared. Paige was my world...and I lost
    her because of a metal gun at her own hand. She was addicted to
    drugs. She went through her trust fund, which consisted of 14,000
    dollars in a month. From July - August 8th. She spent 1,000 dollars
    a day on Opanas. Paige had problems but I loved her regardless
    so please don't judge. I have a doctors appointment on Wednesday,
    to see if I can get some anti-depressants. If I had the nerve, I would
    have killed myself a LONG time ago. Please, favorite this for Paige.
    Favorite this for me. Favorite this for all the kids who have ever
    thought of suicide. I want them to see that family c a r e s. I'd
    do anything to save someone's life, please.
    Paige Marie Edwards - 1/15/91 - 8/8/11
    Cookiedoughformats

  19. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 7:05pm UTC
    Im the type of person that
    wants good grades but doesn't want to study.

  20. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 4:27pm UTC
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