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  1. EmmaTomlinson69 EmmaTomlinson69
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 12:10am UTC
    I hate how chocolate immediately
    melts on my fingers. I mean,
    am I really that hot?

  2. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 1:59am UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. XxRecoverxX XxRecoverxX
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 3:10am UTC
    So you're the b-tch that told the b-tch that im a b-tch well listen b-tch it takes a b-tch to know a b-tch, b-tch.

  4. ADaydreamAwayFromReality ADaydreamAwayFromReality
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 3:16am UTC
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    is it sad that when the Olympics started I said;
    "Happy Olympic games, and
    may the odds be ever in your
    favour."
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  5. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    she was tired
    of always saving everyone else
    // when she couldn't even
    save herself.
    under inspirational, cause there is no "vent" ugh

  6. SayingWhatMeFeel SayingWhatMeFeel
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 8:26am UTC
    Now I'm not trying to sound like a creep but...
    Am I the only one DYING to know what Steve looks like?
    Follow for a Follow :D
    Format - xXJustAPersonXx

  7. kristagannon kristagannon
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 12:08pm UTC
    A boy's sleepy voice is seriously
    the sexiest sh.t ever.

  8. udontknowme_anymore udontknowme_anymore
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 10:05am UTC
    * me and my brother were having a fight and his freind connor was there.*
    me: just shut up you stupid pric*
    brother: why the fu// should i you fat pig.
    me:* hits brother*
    brother: * goes to hit me but connor grabbs his arm.*
    connor: dude, shes a girl, you NEVER hit a girl. and dont call her fat either she might be on her * whispers* period.
    true story.......

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 2:23am UTC
    So I saw this on YouTube on a Justin Bieber song:
    I don't usually listen to JB but this song is really good!
    JBsGurl4ever 4 hours ago
    Are you sure, JBsGurl4ever?
    JBsGurl4ever
    JBSGurl4ever.
    are you sure you don't usually listen to him?
    are you sure?

  10. Scarlettgirl8 Scarlettgirl8
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:22am UTC
    So I'm in a
    secret relationship
    with Harry Styles
    its so secret that even
    he doesn't know it ;)
    ♡---♡---♡---♡---♡

  11. savannarosee savannarosee
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 7:20am UTC
    "I'm starting to get wet,"
    I whisper as I walk into the shower.

  12. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    Why do girls
    have so much freakin
    drama

  13. Habiba99 Habiba99
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    Crush
    I Think i like this girl..
    Really? who?
    Uhhhm,She kinda looks like you.
    Aww..is it me? ;) <3
    No,Your sister.
    ......
    nmf.

  14. TeaStrivers TeaStrivers
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 9:26am UTC
    It’s my 15th Birthday.
    And I woke up to my mom screaming at me.
    All I wanted was a HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

  15. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    Most people: lol lazy sunday
    Me: lol lazy sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday and saturday.

  16. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 10:15am UTC
    \
    Today is the last day I will enjoy the 'old witty' tomorrow its Hello 'new witty'
    NMF

  17. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    I think i'm going to end up like Plankton...
    Marrying a computer.

  18. Lexxie23 Lexxie23
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    If I had a
    BRITISH ACCENT
    I would never shut up.
    BRITISHI

  19. JuniorMint801 JuniorMint801
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 9:15am UTC
    AIR CONDITIONING:
    the only reason i can sleep with blankets in the summer:)

  20. awesomeness221 awesomeness221
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    I'm a socialy awkward
    girl who has no friends. I just
    need to meet that
    socialy awkward guy who will
    fall in love with me.

:)

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