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  1. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2014 12:15am UTC
    i hate it when teachers are like "should i send you back to kindergarten"
    like hell yeah you should. fück algebra, nap time and cookies is where its at you feel me

  2. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2014 12:17am UTC
    words i use in every sentence:
    ♦no
    ♦stop
    ♦dude
    ♦literally
    ♦like
    ♦seriously
    ♦fück
    That’s a sentence right there
    Forwards and backwards

  3. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 11:00pm UTC
    do you ever just get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
    like
    "hey i finished this question"
    good for you little fùcking brat like wow didn't anyone teach you not to boast

  4. smiley_tana* smiley_tana*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 3:56pm UTC
    It's 3 AM and suddenly your phone buzzes. It's a text from your best friend stating "i messed up and i cut." You let a heavy sigh and look outside your window to see another tree gone. When will your friend give up his lumberjack ways?

  5. iluvyou143 iluvyou143
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 11:16am UTC
    you cannot tell a sad girl that they are pretty
    unless you are prepared to hold them
    as they sob hysterically at 3 am.
    you are not allowed to tell sad girls they are perfect
    if you have never seen the wounds that litter their bodies
    and represent each battle lost in a war with themselves
    and I'm begging you, please do not tell sad girls
    that you are in love with them
    unless you truly and entirely are

  6. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    One time in math class my teacher was
    really p.issed at us
    And he was yelling "DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION?
    YOU, COREY. WHAT'S TWO PLUS TWO?"
    & poor Corey wasn't even paying attention
    so I leaned over to him and whispered "seven"
    and he blurted out "SEVEN" and I have never laughed harder in my entire life

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    today i saw this cute cop and my first thought was “damn i would tap that a.ss so bad” and then he laughed and came closer to me and i thought i did something bad and i couldn’t think what was it and when he started talking i took off my headphones and he said “that was quite a compliment young lady” and in that moment i realizED I SAY THAT OUT LOUD AND FCK MY LIFE AND WHY MUST I HAVE A MOUTH WITH NO FILTER

  10. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 3:22am UTC
    the other day i found out bananas and pumpkins are berries and it fücked me up for the rest of my life
    also found out strawberries arent berrries and im adopted

  11. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 3:41am UTC
    marijuana does awful things to people like forcing them to talk about how much they smoke it on every single f×cking social network every single f×cking day

  12. xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    Suicide Hotline-
    1-800-273-8255
    Favorite if you are willing to save
    some ones life by favoriting this quote.

  13. Nessazhere Nessazhere
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2009 7:17pm UTC
    Favorite if:
    -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
    -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
    -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
    -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
    -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
    -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    -you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
    -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
    -you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    -you use the "sup" head nod.
    -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    -youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
    You gotta love facebook fan-pages.(=

  14. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 4:07pm UTC
    I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
    1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
    2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
    or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
    or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
    3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...

  15. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

  16. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2014 6:30am UTC
    the people who make lyrics videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation

  17. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2014 2:17pm UTC
    reasons i tend to not talk:
    • people always interrupt me to tell another story
    • because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
    • i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
    • people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
    • i hate my voice
    • i have something really mean to say
    • i hate you
    • i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shítty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 2:38pm UTC
    Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2014 6:52pm UTC
    sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems
    like a good idea until it's 2am and it feels like you're taking a bath with satan

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