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1. teenage_quotes69
   posted a quote
   April 3, 2013 7:35pm UTC
   Do we all know the store Victoria's secret?
   Well.
   imagine,
   What if "Victoria's secret"
   Is really that,
   She's a transgender named Victor..
   
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2. teenage_quotes69
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2013 12:51pm UTC
   My boyfriend saw my cut's today,
   He said they are weird and disusting,
   Guess who is now single.
   
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3. teenage_quotes69
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2013 4:25pm UTC
   FINALLY GOT HOGWART'S NUMBER IT REALLY WORKS
   1 (781) 452 4077
   
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4. teenage_quotes69
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2013 4:17pm UTC
   FINALLY GOT HOGWART'S NUMBER IT REALLY WORKS
   1 (781) 452 4077
   
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5. teenage_quotes69
   posted a quote
   February 1, 2013 10:01pm UTC
   I just realized how much Plankton and I are alike.
   Our spouses are computers.
   
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6. teenage_quotes69
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   January 26, 2013 10:14pm UTC
   person: i have candy in my van
   me: no.
   person: i have wifi in my van
   me: ok.
   
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7. teenage_quotes69
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2013 10:04pm UTC
   “your friend is hot” story of my life
   
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8. teenage_quotes69
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2013 9:59pm UTC
   me: at least my dog will always be there for m-
   dog: lol jk *runs out of my room and flies to china"
   
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9. teenage_quotes69
   posted a quote
   January 23, 2013 10:40pm UTC
   Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me?
   
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10. teenage_quotes69
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    "I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights"
    Shut up and buy a coat.
    
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11. teenage_quotes69
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 5:12pm UTC
    here i go, randomly thinking about you.
    
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12. teenage_quotes69
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 6:49pm UTC
    He's the kind of boy who gets with every girl,
    And their moms.
    
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13. teenage_quotes69
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 6:16pm UTC
    You want her?
    The girl that dresses, looks, and acts like a lady of the night?
    The one will screw you over, The girl that gets around.
    The girl that's "hot" but has no brain or self respect? THAT'S the girl you want?
    Good for you dude, you really got yourself a keeper.
    
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