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teamonkey

1. teamonkey
   posted a quote
   September 21, 2009 6:30pm UTC
   I'm just not
   sure
   who those little
   hearts
   on all of my
   papers
   are for anymore
   ♥ ♥ ♥
   
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2. teamonkey
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2009 5:16pm UTC
   My Life Would Suck Without You
   
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3. teamonkey
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   May 17, 2009 5:07pm UTC
   Audrey
   
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4. teamonkey
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2009 4:52pm UTC
   just too
   Colorful
   to be
   EMO
   
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5. teamonkey
   posted a quote
   April 30, 2009 12:58pm UTC
   TEAM VADER
   Because a sith lord can kill a vampire or a werewolf with one swing of his lightsaber
   
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6. teamonkey
   posted a quote
   April 17, 2009 7:18pm UTC
   (>'_')>#<('_'<)
   I would share a waffle with you
   
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7. teamonkey
   posted a quote
   April 12, 2009 5:24pm UTC
   Life
   I've known life for almost 15 years
   It seems like a long time to me
   but to life it is hardly any time at all
   
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8. teamonkey
   posted a quote
   April 11, 2009 1:14pm UTC
   (>'_')>#
   I was going to give you this waffle...
   #<('_'<)
   ...But then I was like...
   (>'#'<)
   ...I'm hungry...
   (>'_'<)
   ...So I ate it...
   (>^_^<)
   Hehe
   
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9. teamonkey
   posted a quote
   March 23, 2009 6:40pm UTC
   Ah yes...
   I remember that secretary
   [In other words... Thats what she said]
   
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10. teamonkey
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2009 6:37pm UTC
    SEXY TREE!!!
    [inside joke]
    
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11. teamonkey
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2009 6:32pm UTC
    My advice to you...
    Don't waste time crying over boys
    [It is just a waste of tears]
    
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12. teamonkey
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    March 23, 2009 6:30pm UTC
    My advice to you...
    If you have a dog don't leave your stuff on the floor
    [Things will start to mysteriously disappear]
    
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13. teamonkey
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2009 6:28pm UTC
    My advice to you...
    If someone doesn't see how amazing you are tell them to go die in a hole
    [Thats what I would do anyway]
    
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14. teamonkey
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2009 1:33pm UTC
    Love me
    fear me
    do as I say
    and I will be your slave
    -David Bowie
    Labyrinth
    
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15. teamonkey
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    March 19, 2009 1:31pm UTC
    Don't Die
    [It's hard on your health]
    
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16. teamonkey
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    March 8, 2009 2:30pm UTC
    So I heard about this great thing called love...
    I heard it makes your heart skip beats...
    I heard it takes your breath away...
    So I heard about this great thing called love...
    But it doesn't sound safe to me...
    
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17. teamonkey
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2009 5:12pm UTC
    I <3 U
    
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18. teamonkey
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2009 5:27pm UTC
    ♫AUDREY♫
    ¸,¡|IvI|¡,¸
    ¹i|¡,¡||i¹
    
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