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  1. taypaige taypaige
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2010 7:09pm UTC
    the worst thing about being lied to is knowing you weren't worth the truth

  2. taypaige taypaige
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2010 6:54pm UTC
    aIl i do is win?
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  3. taypaige taypaige
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2010 7:54pm UTC
    i just beat your aaaaaankle
    NIce save

  4. taypaige taypaige
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2010 4:19pm UTC
    I'm a teenager.
    And the two words I use the most are "Like" and "Ummm".

  5. taypaige taypaige
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2010 3:36pm UTC
    11:09 YES! I didn't miss 11:11 Yet!
    11:10... Almost There!
    ..........
    11:12
    DAMN IT!
    format: _YouHadMeAtHello

  6. taypaige taypaige
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2010 12:49pm UTC
    dont you hate it when you are trying to drink
    something and the cap is on
    &

  7. taypaige taypaige
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2010 12:25pm UTC
    Okay so, me and one of my best friends were getting in the car the other day. we randomly find a cucumber in the back seat and then of course my mom shouts are there tomatoes in there to ...... What would you have done because me and my friend were laughing hysterically and didn't know what to say.......
    !!!!!!!!!MLIA!!!!!!!!!

  8. taypaige taypaige
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2010 10:04am UTC
    ;
    the summer is almost over ,
    and everyone is rushing around
    doing back to school shopping
    and getting paper supplies
    and fitting in last minute day trips
    and
    nobody has time to make any more plans
    and you have no life.
    This is the most boring part of the summer .
    Witty is the only option.

  9. taypaige taypaige
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 10:06pm UTC
    LMFAO! I was picking my bestie up, and on the way home, we saw this lady on the ground. Okay, so she was laying on her side, and she must've been like 60 years old or something! I instantly thought " Help, I've fallen and I can't get up".....we think she needs life alert...... So we were kinda worried... we thought she broke a hip or something! Okay, then we all realize...
    SHE WAS WEEDING THE DRIVEWAY!

  10. taypaige taypaige
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 9:54pm UTC
    ok so one of my best friends
    used to be obsessed with owls
    and she thought Hooters
    was a place for owl lovers
    so one day
    she asked her parents
    if she could go to Hooters
    and you can imagine what their reaction was
    :/
    MLIA

  11. taypaige taypaige
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2010 5:38pm UTC
    i love you
    i am breaking up with you
    people like you are the reason we have middle fingers
    </3
    </3
    </3
    </3
    </3
    highlight*

  12. taypaige taypaige
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2010 6:02pm UTC
    Boy: How come you’ve never had a boyfriend?
    Girl: Because i'm not allowed to yet.
    Why don't you have a girlfriend?
    Boy: Because you’re not allowed to have a boyfriend yet

  13. taypaige taypaige
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2010 5:35pm UTC
    i have to learn to stop chasing love and let it find me
    <3

  14. taypaige taypaige
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 4:20pm UTC
    "ok i'll call"
    {dailing}
    "Why isn't it ringing?"
    "uhhhhhhh?"
    "oh i forgot to press talk"
    mlia
    <Me and sd28star (Sabi, she's the green)...sometimes I swear she's a blonde...even though her hair is brown lmao.>
    This just happened lmao, true story.

  15. taypaige taypaige
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 4:11pm UTC
    She broke her hand...
    Punching My Face.
    (Eclipse)

  16. taypaige taypaige
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2010 7:12pm UTC
    school....
    what a waste of time

  17. taypaige taypaige
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2010 7:11pm UTC
    are you okay
    I heard the short bus rolled over ------>
    and i know
    how you like to
    take off your hockey helmet
    and lick the
    windows
    !♥!
    ☻

  18. taypaige taypaige
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2010 7:06pm UTC
    Life is tough
    get a helmet☻

  19. taypaige taypaige
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2010 6:14pm UTC
    How Come
    boys love you
    until you finally fall for them
    and then
    they take it back <----
    ♥♥♥
    Is it only me that thinks this is so messed up
    highlight*

  20. taypaige taypaige
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2010 12:36pm UTC
    Type your name with your nose! and plz keep it going
    alrxa- Alexa....
    bridgtet- Bridgette, lol.
    vanessdsa- Vanessa :D ahhahahahhha!
    daqsey6- casey! waoh
    lilly- Lilly (: yay!
    daruibn- Darin
    racheol- Rachel almost!!!!!
    skye- Skye ;) woohoo.
    erica: Erica
    bella: Bella =D
    briana: yay (:
    kaitet- katieee (: Danggg
    beca- haha i was so close it's becca!
    marea- haha i did it!!
    t5q54qa-hahaha tara i suck! my nose is too fat!
    kayla-haha i did it!!
    to4f9i-not even close its tori
    taylo944r- taylor
    szs m m b- wow wayy offf [ [ Sammy ] ]
    emily-emily :] yay!
    ALYSSA-YEAH IM GOOD!
    emily - emily!!!! hhahahah i diid ittt
    ally -- Ally:)DID IT!
    katoy6jh - Kaitlyn not close!:( lol
    kj95tqh-Morgan LOL
    angeloaq-Angela-SO CLOSE!!!! lol
    q4iannq- lol close arianna [:
    kristennnnnn haha its kristen im good!
    shakyna =D oops so close Shayna
    abbhy- abby aww sooo close :(
    hyannah-hannah almost did it!
    shaylyn- woohoo i did it!!! :D
    riley- yay!! i did it its not that hardd :]]
    seanna- seanna yay its kinda hard unless you do iy cross eyed
    juulia- Julia! haha veryy closee!
    ermy - whoop i made it!
    michelle - Yayy! I Did it :D
    ksgie- Katie yeah not so good
    tqylo5- Ahh pretty close Taylor

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