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          Mary
Hey, the name's Mary. How's it going? I'm a directioner, a Hunger Games freak, and i'm also ME! I'm absoloutely in love with Zayn Malik. He is amazing! I also think Louis Tomlinson is hilarious! My fave colour is blue and guess what? I love you! You've probably guessed it by now... But I'm 100% random. I live in Australia and I'm half egyptian. I'm also a Christian and I'm extremely proud of it. I also enjoy listening to Taylor Swift's music. She is an amazing singer and she also writes amazing songs. Anyways, there isn't much to talk about... BYE!! :)

  1. taylorswiftfan4lyf taylorswiftfan4lyf
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 11:04pm UTC
    "Come on, let's eat."
    - Haymitch Abernathy

  2. taylorswiftfan4lyf taylorswiftfan4lyf
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 3:39am UTC
    The Basics:
    Name: Mary
    Age: 12
    Love Life:
    Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Nope.
    Do you like someone?: Yep.
    Does anyone like you?: Probably not.
    Hugged anyone in the past week?: Yep.
    Friendships
    Who are your best friends?: Too many to write.
    Where did you meet them? School and church.
    Did you lose any friends this year?: Nope.
    Gain any?: Yep.
    Meet a special friend? Nope.
    Did you hang out with any friends in the past week? Yer.
    New Years Eve
    Did you do anything at midnight? Yes. I looked for the fireworks that never came with my friends.
    Who did you spend it with? Friends from church.
    Any resolutions? Resolutions are pointless. :P Haha.
    Valentines Day
    Did you have a Valentine? No.
    Did you send out any cards/chocolates/etc?: Haha, no.
    Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day? Nope.
    Summer
    Did you go on vacation?: Nope.
    Did you hang out on the beachwith friends?: Yep.
    How long was your summer break?: 2 months.
    Did you get a tan?: A bit, but lots of sunburns.
    Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend during the summer?: Nope.
    Halloween
    Did you go trick or treating?: Nope.
    If so, who did you go with?: Mr Nobody.
    Did you dress up?: Yes, in my everyday clothes.
    Was it fun?: Yes, it was a very enjoyable day at home.
    Christmas
    Who did you spend it with?:Family and friends.
    Did Santa come to your house?: Yes, I watched him eat the cookies and milk. I nearly stole them from him... then I saw his machine gun.
    Did you stay up until midnight on Christmas Eve? Yes.
    Your Birthday
    Who did you spend it with?: Family and friends
    What did you do?: Go to school. Haha.
    What did you get?: Ummm.... $50.
    Have You Ever: (Yes or No)
    Hugged someone: Yep.
    Electricuted yourself: Nope.
    Climbed more than 60 feet: Nope.
    Made a Youtube video: Yes.
    Lied to a loved one: A million times.
    Had a pet: Yep.
    Ran a marathon: NEVER!!
    Had a boyfriend/girlfriend: Nope.
    5 Do’s
    1. Do you play any instruments?: No.
    2. Do you play any sports?: No.
    3. Do you believe in 2012? ?? Yes.
    4. Do you like animals? Not really...
    5. Do you honestly like Obama?: Dude, I'm Australian.
    4 If’s
    1. If you get $1 Million for breaking up with your boyfriend/girlfriend, would you? It depends on who my boyfriend is. But probably no.
    2. If you were to get $50,000 for killing a rat, would you?: HECK YES!
    3. If you were to choose between your best friend and your brother/sister, who would you choose? Brother and sister.
    4. If you were to choose between coke/pepsi or sprite/7up, which would you choose? Coke/Pepsi.
    3 How’s
    1. How old do you want to be when you get married?: Mid 20's.
    2. How many siblings do you have?: 2
    3. How did your last Christmas go? Good.
    2 When’s
    1. When is your birthday?: August 15.
    2. When was your last relationship? Never.
    1 What
    1. What would you say if the guy/girl you like right now kissed you? Panic a little because I currently have onion breath. If it wasn't for that, I would probably faint a little.
    Don't like him: Tell him that I don't like him.

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    May 26, 2012 3:26am UTC
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  4. taylorswiftfan4lyf taylorswiftfan4lyf
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    May 26, 2012 3:16am UTC
    1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow ? Blue
    2. Your first initial? M
    3. Your month of birth? August
    4. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black
    5. Your favorite number?15
    6. Do you like Flying or Driving more? Driving
    7. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? Ocean
    8. Write down a wish. I wish I could live life with no problems.
    When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)
    Answers: 1. Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
    Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
    Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
    Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
    Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
    2. If you're initial is:
    A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
    L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
    S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
    3. If you were born in:
    Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
    April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
    July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
    Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
    4. If you chose:
    Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
    White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
    5. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime
    6. If you chose: Flying: You like adventure. Driving: You are a laid back person.
    7.. If you chose:
    Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
    Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
    8. This wish will come true only if you copy and paste this onto your profile within one hour. Copy and paste this in the next 10 minutes, and it will come true before your next birthday!

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    May 25, 2012 3:43am UTC
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  6. taylorswiftfan4lyf taylorswiftfan4lyf
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    May 24, 2012 6:24am UTC
    So I was feeling pretty down about something, so I texted my friend. She is the most amazing girl ever, and she sent me the most beautiful text message ever. Here is what the text said:
    "...You are the most beautiful girl in the world. Don't you ever think that no one will like you or your crush doesn't like you. You don't know that. I bet you he secretly likes you. You never take up my time, you are my best friend, and one thing that you should know about me is NONE of my best friends take up my time. If I get the chance to be them, or even help them through times, I take it. Babe you are an amazing girl."
    I cried when I read it, and if she were a guy, I swear I would marry her. :)

  7. taylorswiftfan4lyf taylorswiftfan4lyf
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 4:53am UTC
    So I was on Facebook, and a 9 Year Old girl came up on my suggested friends thingy. She was wearing a starpless top and shorts that looked like undies and she had loads of make-up on.
    WHAT THE HELL DO PEOPLE DO TO THEMSELVES THESE DAYS!?

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    May 3, 2012 12:26am UTC
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  9. taylorswiftfan4lyf taylorswiftfan4lyf
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    April 15, 2012 6:03am UTC
    70 questions!
    1. Name - Mary
    2. Nickname - Marmoura
    3. Primary School- St Anthony's Coptic Orthodox College
    4. Tall or short - Tall
    5. Sweats or jeans - Jeans
    6. Orange or apple - Apple
    7. Do you have a crush on someone - Yep
    8. Eat or drink - Eat
    9. Piercings - 2
    10. Pepsi or coke -Coke
    Have you ever...
    11. Been in an airplane ? Nope
    12. Been in a relationship ? Nope
    13. Been in a car accident ? No
    14. Been in a fist fight ? No
    Firsts & lasts
    15. First piercing - In my ears when I was 3 months old.
    16. First best friend - Najwa
    17. First award - Academic Excellence award
    18. First crush - Ummm..... Do I have to?
    19. First word - Not sure...
    20. Last person you talked to in person - My brother
    21. Last person you texted - Catherine, being the nice person she is, she didn't reply.
    22. Last friend(s) you watched a movie with - My whole class.
    23. Last food you ate - Chicken.
    24. Last movie you watched in theaters - Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon
    25. Last song you listened to - Taken - One Direction
    26. Last thing you bought - A skirt
    27. Last person you hugged - My friend, Lauren.
    Favorites
    28. Food ? It's a draw between chocolate and chicken.
    29. Drink ? Raspberry Fanta
    30. Flower ? Roses...
    31. Animal ? Bunny wabbits :)
    32. Color ? Blue
    33. Place ? Swimming Pool.
    34. Movie ? Don't have one...
    35. Subject? Ummm... I don't really like any.
    Have you ever ...
    36. Fallen in love with someone? Yep
    37. Celebrated Halloween? Nope
    38. Went over the minutes/texts on your phone? Yer
    39. Wanted to smack someone REALLY hard? A million times...
    40. Eaten a whole pizza? Lol, I think so.
    41. Did something you regret? Yep
    42. Broke a promise? Yes
    43. Hidden a secret? Yes
    44. Pretend to be happy? Yep
    Your future...
    45. Want kids? Definitely
    46. Want to get married: Yeah
    47. Career? Lawyer or actor.
    Which is better in the opposite gender?
    48. Lips or eyes? Eyes
    49.Shorter or taller - Taller
    50. Romantic or spontaneous- Romantic
    51. Hook up or relationship - Relationship
    52. Looks or personality - Personality.... But looks would be nice. :)
    Have you ever...
    53. Lost glasses/contacts? Yeah, my glasses. I don't even use them
    54. Snuck out? Nope
    55. Held a gun/knife for self defense? No
    56. Broke someones heart? Not sure...
    57. Been in love? Yep
    58. Been arrested? No and not planning on it.
    Do you believe in:
    59. Yourself? Kinda....
    60. Miracles? Yes
    61. Love at first sight? Yeah...
    62. Santa? Lol, no.
    63. Forever & Always? Yep.
    TRUTHFULLY
    64. Is there one person you want to be with right now: Zayn Malik! <3
    65. Who your real friends are: God knows who.
    66. Who was the last person you texted: I already answered that...
    67. Who your best friend : None is better than the other.
    68. Boy you trust the most: None really...
    69. Girl you trust the most : I don't really know...
    70. Who was the last person you called: My dad.

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    April 15, 2012 5:19am UTC
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    April 14, 2012 4:15am UTC
    Sometimes I imagine myself
    telling my grandkids about One
    Direction and about how
    amazing they are.

  13. taylorswiftfan4lyf taylorswiftfan4lyf
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 2:00am UTC
    A One Direction Story.
    Mary's POV
    It was the best day of my life. I was actually meeting One Direction! I had a huge crush on Liam Payne.
    "Hey babe! What's your name?" I heard him ask.
    "Oh. My. God. Hi Liam, my name's Mary." I replied sounding like an idiot.
    "Hey Mary! What's up!" It was the hilarious Louis Tomlinson with one of his silly voices. I started to giggle. I was at my friend's house when we saw their tour bus stop in front of our house. It was very unexpected. We went outside to say hi to them. While I was talking to them, my friend went back inside her house, since nobody noticed she was there.
    "Do you want to hang out with us for a while?" Harry Styles asked me.
    "What kind of question is that!? Of course I do!" I answered trying to control my excitement.
    "Well come in then!" said Niall Horan. He was such a cutie. For some reason, I hadn't seen Zayn Malik yet. I went inside the bus and I saw Zayn sleeping. He looks better in real life than in photos. I sat down and texted my friend telling her that I was with One Direction and that I wasn't going back to her house.
    "So why did you guys invite me in here?" I asked curiously.
    "We have a day off that we're spending together and we wanted to look around since we haven't been to Australia before and we thought it would be good for a local to come with us and show us around." answered Liam.
    "Oh, ok." I said.
    Suddenly, Louis made one of his hilarious noises and he woke Zayn up.
    "Louis! You didn't have to do that!" complained Zayn. He sounded a bit like me in the morning.
    "Sorry. I forgot you were sleeping." apologized Louis.
    "It's ok. I'd better be waking up now anyways." answered Zayn. Then Zayn turned around and realised I was there. "Hey. What's your name?" He asked. I was starting to have a crush on him. He was incredibly dreamy.
    If I get one fave i'll keep going. :P

  14. taylorswiftfan4lyf taylorswiftfan4lyf
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 2:47am UTC
    My teacher was talking about how romantic movies always go:
    Boy meets girl
    Boy and girl have a nice time
    Boy and girl have problems
    Boy and girl split up
    Boy and girl get back together
    Anyways, that isn't the point. Once the teacher said 'Romantic' the boy that I like looked at me and he didn't stop for a long time. Do you think he might like me? Please comment and tell me.

  15. taylorswiftfan4lyf taylorswiftfan4lyf
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    If we could only have this life for one more day
    if we could only turn back time.

  16. taylorswiftfan4lyf taylorswiftfan4lyf
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    I secretly love
    making people jealous. :P

  17. taylorswiftfan4lyf taylorswiftfan4lyf
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    You just don't get it.
    You LIE for no reason, you ARGUE for no reason and you HATE me for no reason. You told me you liked it better when I was there. That was a lie. You were telling your friends that you liked it better without me. I'm sorry that you just didn't take the time to THINK before you lie. I'm ALWAYS going to find out THE TRUTH. And honestly, I HATE THAT YOU DO THAT.

  18. taylorswiftfan4lyf taylorswiftfan4lyf
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    March 16, 2012 5:33am UTC
    If I Was A Disney Princess I'd Be Snow White.
    Cinderella:
    [] One of your parents is dead
    [] You are expected to do a lot of chores
    [] You love to dress up
    [] You love animals
    [] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming
    [] Your mom is really strict
    [] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you
    [] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes
    [] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before
    [] You have blonde (ish) hair
    TOTAL: 0
    Belle:
    [] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like
    []You’ve been lost in the forest
    [x] You love to read
    [x] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind
    [] One of your family members is a bit weird
    [] You have done volunteer work
    [x] You have a wild imagination
    [x] You love to take care of people in need
    [] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty
    [] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out
    TOTAL: 4
    Jasmine:
    [] Your dad is very rich/important
    [X] You are very clever
    [] You’ve been with someone way different from you
    [] You’re unique and different from everyone else
    [X] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich
    [] You have set a lot of goals for yourself
    [] You don’t have a lot of friends
    [] You’re independent
    [] You are wealthy
    [x]Your parents try to control your life
    TOTAL: 3
    Ariel
    [X] Your parents expect a lot from you
    [] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you
    [x]You’re a bit of a trouble maker
    [x] You’re the youngest in your family or in the last 2
    [] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more)
    [] You collect something
    []You have/had long, hair
    [] You Have/had a pet fish
    [x] You’re extremely curious
    [] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible
    TOTAL: 4
    Snow White:
    [] You know that you’re beautiful
    [x] You like taking care of others.
    [x] You have/ had dark brown/ black hair
    [] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you
    [] You’ve almost been killed
    [x] You have at least seven good friends
    [] You’ve had food poisoning
    [x] You have/had short hair
    [] You get along with almost everyone
    [X] All of your friends are different
    [X] You love to have a good time
    [x] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in
    TOTAL: 7
    Mulan:
    [x] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
    [] People wish you could be a bit more girly
    []You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not
    [x] You’ve had a physical fight with someone
    [x] You have/had considered running away from home
    [x] Your parents try to plan your life out
    [] A lot of your friends are boys
    [x] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations
    [x] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them
    TOTAL: 5
    Aurora
    [] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents
    [] You almost died at a very young age
    [] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful
    []You have a decent singing voice
    [X] You like to sleep in late on the weekends
    [] You spend most of your time outside [try to]
    [] You’re adopted
    [x] You’re very romantic
    [] Pink is one of your favorite colors
    TOTAL: 2
    Pocahontas
    [x] You love to walk around and explore big cities
    [] You are more spiritual than religious
    [] You’ve been in an interracial relationship
    [x] One of your family members is dead (mom, dad, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa)
    [x] Your parents are very protective of you
    [x] Someone you know has been in war
    []You love nature
    [x] You have/had black hair
    [] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful
    [] You’re very adventurous
    TOTAL: 4
    Repost as "If I were a princess I'd be .." (fill in blank with one you have highest total in)

  19. taylorswiftfan4lyf taylorswiftfan4lyf
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 1:49am UTC
    My name is Mary.
    Please comment on this and give me a name that sounds cute with mine. :)

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    March 11, 2012 11:41pm UTC
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