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  1. taylorswift13 taylorswift13
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 4:10pm UTC
    & Who else thinks that
    Taylor Swift,
    and
    Justin Bieber
    should sing a duet?
    Now that'd be one hell of a song

  2. taylorswift13 taylorswift13
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2011 4:07pm UTC
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  3. taylorswift13 taylorswift13
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    ✎ Dear State Farm,
    I sang the jingle and no one came....
    From,
    Embarrassed & Disappointed ✍

  4. taylorswift13 taylorswift13
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2011 9:58pm UTC
    & When I walk onto a subway or an elevator,
    I clutch my phone for
    d e a r l i f e ,
    because I feel like I'm going to
    drop it through the cracks.

  5. taylorswift13 taylorswift13
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 10:14pm UTC
    Dear Future Friends,
    I'm that bridge-jumper your parents warned you about.
    Watch out.
    Sincerely, I do cliffs too.

  6. taylorswift13 taylorswift13
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2011 9:20pm UTC
    Today I went to my boyfriends house,
    In sweatpants and a tank top
    He says,
    "Wtf are you wearing?"
    I answer
    "The same thing as you.."
    and he says
    "Why aren't you dressing for me, you look disgusting."
    I pause, & say
    "Sorry, I only dress up nice for my BOYFRIENDS."
    He looks confused, and says
    "I AM your boyfriend..."
    As I turn, I say
    "Not anymore.."

  7. taylorswift13 taylorswift13
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    On wednesdays we wear pink.

  8. taylorswift13 taylorswift13
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    Today I was standing with my friends.
    HE was standing across the circle.
    Our eyes met.
    He walks over,
    and kisses me.
    In front of everyone.
    Then, he whispered in my ear..
    "Sorry, you were just too beautiful to resist."
    true story.

  9. taylorswift13 taylorswift13
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    Tori: Angelina Jolie really ate here?
    Asain Waitress: Yes, and then she tried to adopt my daughter.
    ~Victorious

  10. taylorswift13 taylorswift13
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 10:32pm UTC
    If you don't look like an
    abercrombie model
    don't expect me to look like
    barbie.

  11. taylorswift13 taylorswift13
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2010 8:58pm UTC
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  12. taylorswift13 taylorswift13
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 3:45pm UTC
    To all of my WITTY girls...
    Tomorrow, December 13, is Taylor Swift's 21st birthday.
    We all know how much she helps us get through everything with her music.
    Can we get 21 faves as a thank-you to her?
    WE LOVE YOU TAYLOR SWIFT!
    HAPPY
    BIRTHDAY
    TAYLOR
    SWIFT
    WE
    LOVE
    YOU
    SO
    MUCH

  13. taylorswift13 taylorswift13
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 3:21pm UTC
    Do you need a condom?...
    Its just, your acting like such a dick, I thought you should dress like one too.

  14. taylorswift13 taylorswift13
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2010 7:58pm UTC
    "When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he's everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he's not easy to spot; he's really funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair."
    -Taylor Swift ❤

:)

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