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  1. hotchick123 hotchick123
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 12:08pm UTC
    Admit it.
    Google earth lets you
    look up any place in the entire
    world.
    And the first place
    that you look up
    is your house.
    Just me?

  2. kclove5 kclove5
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    The last dream you remember is now your life.
    How f-cked/lucky are you?
    I'm lucky. Extremely lucky.

  3. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 7:27am UTC
    in america
    "kids in africa would love to have your food!"
    in africa
    "kids in america would love to be as skinny as you"

  4. xoxomusicangel xoxomusicangel
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    Zayn was once told by a doctor not to l i f t anything h e a v y for 2 weeks.
    He replied with:
    "guess I'll have to pee sitting down then"

    credit to the "Passion for One Direction" page on Facebook:)

  5. BugBug40 BugBug40
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    ...A boy's sleepy voice is seriously the sexiest thing ever... :)

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    I live in constant fear
    Of accidentally mentioning something
    I only know about someone
    Because I've stalked them online.

  7. Loveyouskater11 Loveyouskater11
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Amanda Bynes is out of jail
    after DUI arrest, all I can say is:
    "Court Dismissed. Bring in the dancing lobsters."
    if you dont get it then you didn't have a chiildhood

  8. IJustLikedYourQuote IJustLikedYourQuote
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    Would you wear socks if you had no feet?
    No...?
    Then why do you wear a bra?

  9. j3susfr3ak j3susfr3ak
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    LETS PLAY YES OR NO.
    RULES: You can only say yes once & no once.
    Are you beautiful _____... Are you lying? ____.
    Just some inspirational quotes to make your day(:
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  10. delirant delirant
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Popular Girl
    I wish I had a special boy, but none of them like me:(
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    Every Single Guy OH MY GOSH DATE ME! YOU ARE SO HOT!
    29 minutes ago · Like
    Every Single Girl Omg girl, shutup. You dont need a guy. Your so gorgeous!
    27 minutes ago ' like
    Me
    I wish I had a special boy, no boys like me.
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    My Dad You have me!:D
    29 minutes ago · Like

  11. juturna* juturna*
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    Most Wittians have to atleast remember or know some of these:
    The Brandoncyrus days.
    The "Big 2011 Witty crash".
    When DamnnTaylerx, Jayciecutie01 &, Jade672 ruled the top quotes section.
    FramingMatthew is the most courageous, strongest &, amazing person on witty. (Nobody will ever take his place)
    R.I.P Matthew. All of Witty misses you ♥
    When not even one person talked about One Direction or Hunger Games.
    AlNicholas was the ultimate Witty boy.
    When Lollipopx3 wrote the best witty stories.
    SocietyKilledTheTeenager is the strongest witty girl on here ♥
    When the advertisements were never here
    When we saved Witty Profiles from getting deleted! :D
    When quotes came from the heart ♥
    When Witty was Witty

    Where did this Witty go? :(
    No hate comments, please.

  12. kitkat167130 kitkat167130
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    So I was trying on my prom dress,
    & my 11 year old brother walked into my room.
    I turned and asked him for his opinion of it & he said:
    "I would say you look like a disney princess....but....
    you look way prettier then all of them right now"
    [♥]

  13. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    Louis: 4 sisters
    Zayn: 3 sisters
    Liam: 2 sisters
    Harry: 1 sister
    Niall: a brother
    ______________
    Louis: right handed
    Zayn: right handed
    Liam: right handed
    Harry: right handed
    Niall: left handed
    ______________
    Louis: British
    Zayn: British
    Liam: British
    Harry: British
    Niall: Irish
    Cause Niall's a special snowflake.

  14. adri15purple adri15purple
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    If I was stranded on a desert Island & I could only bring one thing,
    I would bring Dora.
    She has everything in her backpack.

  15. NiallHOranFacts_01 NiallHOranFacts_01
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    NiallHoranFact#53.
    When he was 12, he asked his Mom to date him because all of his friends had girlfriends except for him.

  16. JustMeHere JustMeHere
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    *Has 6 Petals*
    1st: He loves me.
    2nd: He loves me not.
    3rd: He loves me.
    4th: He loves me not.
    5th: He loves me.
    6th: He Loves Me Not.
    *rips in half*
    Awh he loves me ♥
    nmf

  17. xocheetahcrayonxo xocheetahcrayonxo
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    R e m o v e t h e l o v e t r i a n g l e, and the Hunger Games is about a televised fight to the death. Remove the love triangle, and Twilight is about a girl who moves to a town where it rains a lot.

  18. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #784
    For Halloween, Ashley Tisdale and her then
    boyfriend Scott dressed up as Justin and Selena.

  19. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?
    What the heck?
    Are you calling me fat?
    nmf/q

  20. NikkiBeKillin NikkiBeKillin
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    I hate the new sound Witty makes when you press fave /:

    Format by twilightgirl995

:)

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