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taylorm1818
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June 19, 2012 1:02pm UTC

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taylorm1818
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June 19, 2012 12:48pm UTC

Heart Break Sucks
You think he likes you and you don't know why
Hes so sweet and nice and caring and makes your heart melt
He texts you everyday and every night
He makes you belive that he likes you back until he sends you a long text telling you its not going to work out
Then you spend the next 3 months crying
And you know on the inside that you'll never be over him.
Ever.
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taylorm1818
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June 15, 2012 2:13pm UTC

Wow, nice attitude.
Where'd you get it? Abercrombie and B/tch?

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taylorm1818
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June 15, 2012 2:09pm UTC

"You calling me a liar?"
"I ain't calling you a truther"
(Drake and Josh)
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taylorm1818
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June 15, 2012 2:05pm UTC

At weddings old people tap
me and say "your next"
So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals :)
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taylorm1818
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June 15, 2012 10:27am UTC

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Sorry I'm not Adele♥
I don't wish the best for you
nor do i want to find somone like you
I do however want to set fire to all of your stuff♥
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taylorm1818
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June 15, 2012 10:24am UTC

Some people are like Slinkies
Not really good for much
But bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs

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taylorm1818
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June 15, 2012 10:19am UTC

Hey I just met you
and this is crazy
what brands your makeup?
Crayola maybe? ♥
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taylorm1818
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June 13, 2012 8:28pm UTC

There once was a band named One Direction
They were so sexy everyone died♥
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taylorm1818
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June 13, 2012 8:26pm UTC

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Sometimes you need to run away ♥
Just to see who will come after you

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taylorm1818
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June 11, 2012 5:59pm UTC

I'm a ninja
No you're not
Did you see me do that?
Do what?
Exactly

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taylorm1818
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June 11, 2012 5:51pm UTC

Got Acne?
Ask your girlfriend what to do
Ohhhhhh Wait you dont have a girlfriend.

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taylorm1818
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June 11, 2012 5:48pm UTC

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Just a joke not true sorry if this really happened
JusJuJJu JUsJust

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taylorm1818
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June 8, 2012 7:35pm UTC

If you were born in august comment the date
(I'm trying to find my twin)

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taylorm1818
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June 6, 2012 9:02pm UTC

math city b*tch
math math city b*tch
10 10 10 and 20 equals 50 b*tch

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taylorm1818
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June 5, 2012 6:06pm UTC

"Niall's farts are noisy, but they
Don't smell. It's just like loud air
Coming out of his bum."
-Zayn Malik

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taylorm1818
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June 4, 2012 8:42pm UTC

<*)))-{
There's something
very fishy about
this. Don't you think?