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  1. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 9:14am UTC
    You can't spell
    BEAUTIFUL
    WITHOUT
    BEAU
    - The Janoskians
    (format credit to OneDirection)

  2. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    So then they handcuffed me and said
    "Anything you say can and will be held against you"
    So I said
    "Harry Styles"

  3. couldntfindagoodusername couldntfindagoodusername
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 12:12pm UTC
    IS ANYONE ELSE HERE IN LOVE WITH THE
    Janoskians?

  4. smileyf4ce smileyf4ce
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 2:02am UTC
    Janoskians
    i love you guys. (;

  5. HayleeBiebs HayleeBiebs
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    if you have a
    car or action figure
    as your profile picture.
    dont talk to me.

  6. behindthissmilexx behindthissmilexx
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    admit it
    when you go to see a movie in 3d at some point you take off the glasses just to see the difference
    nmf/nmq

  7. ChasingDreams ChasingDreams
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 10:37pm UTC

    STOP BEING
    CALM
    AND
    START BEING
    AWESOME INSTEAD

  8. ChasingDreams ChasingDreams
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 10:37am UTC
    Dear McDonalds,
    Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I dont think i could order a McWiener with a straight face.

  9. ChasingDreams ChasingDreams
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 1:31pm UTC
    Knock knock
    Come in.
    -_-

  10. ChasingDreams ChasingDreams
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    & who else remembers
    "T-I-Double-Guh-Er"

  11. ChasingDreams ChasingDreams
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    Life isn't a garden.
    Don't be a hoe.
    MeeAndYoouFormats♥

  12. ChasingDreams ChasingDreams
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 1:21pm UTC
    Dear inventors of tampons,
    How awkward was it to explain your envention to everyone?

  13. ChasingDreams ChasingDreams
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    77% Of girls think they're UGLY
    100% Of girls AREN'T

  14. ChasingDreams ChasingDreams
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    How to creep people out
    1-have your children walk home from school
    2-wait until they are walking past two elderly women
    3-drive up in your car
    4-swing open the passenger car
    5-ask your own children "hey, kids, want some candy?"
    6-watch the horrified looks on the women's faces as your kids clim in and you drive off

  15. ChasingDreams ChasingDreams
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    I'm not clumsy,
    It's just the floor hates me,
    The tables and chairs are bullies,
    And the wall always gets in the way

  16. ChasingDreams ChasingDreams
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    ICE
    BANK
    MICE
    ELF
    say it out loud
    jayciecutie01's format

  17. ChasingDreams ChasingDreams
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    I remember when having
    pencil grips,
    light up shoes,
    And 50 Crayons
    Made you popular
    nmf

  18. ChasingDreams ChasingDreams
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    I wonder how people would react if I walked into Sea World with a fishing pole...

  19. ChasingDreams ChasingDreams
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    Disney
    Teaching girls not to talk to strangers....
    unless they're hot

  20. ChasingDreams ChasingDreams
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    I have this friend who sounds like an owl
    Who?
    Who?
    Who?
    Oh...I hate you.

:)

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