True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
Boy: I need someone to talk to. Girl: I'm always here for you. Boy: I know. Girl: What's wrong? Boy: I like her so much. Girl: Talk to her. Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me. Girl: Don't say that...you're amazing. Boy: I just want her to know how I feel. Girl: Then tell her. Boy: She won't like me. Girl: How do you know that? Boy: I can just tell her... Girl: Well just tell her. Boy: What should I say? Girl: Tell her how much you like her. Boy: I tell her daily. Girl: What do you mean? Boy: I'm always with her...I love her. Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem...but he'll never like me. Boy: Wait. Who do you like? Girl: Oh, some boy. Boy: Oh, she won't like me either. Girl: She does. Boy: How do you know? Girl: Because who wouldn't like you? Boy: You. Girl: You're wrong. I love you. Boy: I love you too. Girl: So are you going to talk to her? Boy: I just did.
& If it weren't for Katie...I wouldn't- -Publicly Embarass Myself -See movies I would never in a million years go to -Talk in an LOLcats voice all the time -Make up stupid words -Have a book of completely random sayings -Have sat on a golfball (ow) -Be called a moron But Most of all If I didnt have Katie, I wouldn't have a best friend