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October 1, 2012 9:16pm UTC

ANNOUNCEMENT!
Today is a very special girl's birthday.
Hint, hint.
That's right. This girl.
13 ;)

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taxie109
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October 1, 2012 9:10pm UTC

My sister's cat and I just had a staring contest.
Cleo, the cat, was sitting on the kitchen floor.
I was eating an ice cube and I made a slurping sound.
Cleo looked up from cleaning herself.
I looked at her.
Cleo stared at me.
I stared back
Cleo went back to cleaning herself.
I went back to eating my ice cube.
Awkward....... ;)

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taxie109
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September 30, 2012 10:28pm UTC

I used a real pump today. You know, the ones they used "back then" for water. It was funny because I flipped when I was standing next to it, waiting for the water to come out, and it spurted everywhere! Compare these pumps to the 'no-touch' faucets we have today. Time and brains change EVERYTHING.

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September 26, 2012 10:29pm UTC

0kay, I promised my friend that if I got 100 faves on Witty, that I would ask 'him' out. I can't go back on my word. It has to be this quote only. I didn't say I would really get 100 faves. Please pass this. I don't want him to break my heart again. DO NOT FAVE THIS! I did say I would put up a quote though. I cannot go back on my word. She is so sweet. I don't want her to think I am a liar.

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taxie109
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September 26, 2012 10:19pm UTC

Instead of..........
Instead of saying,"If you were a drink.......", my sister had to mix up her words and say,"If you were a drunk........."
;)
Anyone else befuzzled by her? Lol

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September 24, 2012 8:55pm UTC

Sometimes when I don't feed my fish the whole pinch of fish food, I feel like I'm starving him.
{||||> That's my pretty fishy! Mwa mwa mwa!

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taxie109
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September 24, 2012 4:41pm UTC

Okay.
My big sister takes a can of root beer, puts it in a plastic cup, then freezes it. She could be crazy. Or an alien. I am led to believe both are true. Lol
O.o

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taxie109
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September 24, 2012 4:34pm UTC

That awesome moment when you manage to open a little sauce packet at lunch that no one else can.
;)

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taxie109
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September 22, 2012 2:30pm UTC

Bad moment #1
Me at store: Ummmmmm, excuse me.
Lady blocking chocolate:
Me:*a little louder* Excuse me.
Lady:
Me: MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lady: Excuse me?!
Me: *pushes her out of way, gets chocolate, buys it, and leaves*

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June 7, 2012 9:41pm UTC

*Mad at each other*
Me: I don't care!
Older Sister: I don't care that you don't care!
Me: Well, I don't care that you don't care that I don't care!
Older Sister:
Me:
*Start giggling*
Ahhh. Sibling moments. :)

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June 7, 2012 9:30pm UTC

I threw a wish in the well, don't ask me i'll never tell...........
On second thought, ask me. It hasn't come true yet anyway.

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June 5, 2012 3:24pm UTC

That Awkward Moment-
When you're doing your work in class quietly and all of a sudden someone farts and the entire class erupts in laughter.
We all have done it one time or another. ;)

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