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Eli22b
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 5:03pm UTC

*Conversation on Witty*
Some dude: hey beautiful<33
Me: yeah, I'm the dude in my picture. thats my friend bailey..
Same dude: *doesnt reply*
Me:*thinking* well, that was rude. What if I wanted to have a conversation? Gosh, the nerve.

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Saige112
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 5:15pm UTC

*Me texting my boyfriend*
Me: What r u doin???
Him: Skateboarding, music, and some1 amazing
Me:Ur doing som1 amazing!? Dude thats messed up

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Beth*
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Sweater weather
IS BETTER WEATHER.
NMF

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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CupcakeeLuvah
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 5:42pm UTC

Hello, I am
The ONE & ONLY
Mrs.Tomlinson.♥

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LovingEmma
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 5:46pm UTC

-__-
I wish I could make that
face in real life
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
so I came across this quote and tried to make the face.
I looked like a complete idiot while doing it. Anyone else? Just me?
Yeah. I thought so. I'll just go back into the corner.......

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Forever_25
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 5:49pm UTC

Me: "I'm over my crush"
Crush: "hey"
Me: "Nevermind"

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_brotips
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 5:50pm UTC

brotips #1381
if it seems like a good
idea at 3 am, it probably
won't look as good
by 3 pm.
brotips.com

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purple_unicorns
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 5:54pm UTC

you never
know what you
have until..
you clean
your room.

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xXmctwistyXx
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 5:54pm UTC

right before i die, im going to say,
"i left a million dollars in the...."

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bonjovifan
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 6:00pm UTC

only eating one taco when
your sister yells at you
" Who the hell are you and what have you done with my sister"
i guess when your not hungry you still should eat so your sister doesnt freak

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NikkiBeKillin
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 6:00pm UTC

My Brother and all of his friends came back from their colleges for Thanksgiving break and were hangjng out at my house to watch the Bronco game.
Connor: Nikki do you gotta boyfriend?
Me: No...
Connor: are you lying to me?
Me: I can barely get a high five from a guy, let alone a boyfriend.
Connor: *Gives me a high five*
Me: Thanks for the effort...
Nic: You gotta put yourself out there! Wear booty shorts and a lot of makeup.
Nic: Then go to a party and grind on every guy you see.
Connor: Yeah! Someone will want you! Just get all nasty on em!
Colton (My big brother): OHMYGOD. Guys, shut the f/uck up!!!!!

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_brotips
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 6:00pm UTC

brotips #1384
"don't tell anyone"
doesn't mean "only
tell your best friends".
brotips.com

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rainbow15
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 6:02pm UTC

When I see your face
there's not a thing that I would
change
..Except the direction I am walking.

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kuroshitsujix3
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 6:03pm UTC

That awkward moment when your opening a present from your friend and it has shiny
wrapping paper and you get so distracted by the paper that
your forget about the present....
true story. c:

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NikkiBeKillin
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 6:03pm UTC

My brother and his friends;
Are graduated from highschool, all in college, all
play football/rugby and sports like that And they
are running around my living room, giggling like
little girls, having a TICKLE fight.
Some people never grow up (:

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Forever_Alone602
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 6:04pm UTC

do you ever just look at people at school and have a sudden urge to push them down the stairs?
me too

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xXjustapersonXx
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 6:06pm UTC

"Mom I have good news!"
"You got a 100 in your math test?!"
"Mom, I said good news, not a miracle."

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_brotips
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 6:07pm UTC

brotips #1386
"don't" and "stop":
two words that are
important to obey,
especially when said
together in that order.
brotips.com

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Forever_Alone602
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 6:07pm UTC

sleeping is nice because you're not actually dead and you're not awake so it's a win-win situation.

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